Creepy.... .. my boyfriend and me have our 3rd anniversarynext week. i know now what he is getting. Creepy my boyfriend and me have our 3rd anniversarynext week i know now what he is getting
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - qotsa
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my boyfriend and me have our 3rd anniversarynext week. i know now what he is getting.
#76 to #3 - scarletspider
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#262 to #3 - anon id: 79548e50
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*and I
#281 to #3 - bagfullofkittens
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User avatar #328 to #3 - scooterpony
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A mix tape!?
#380 to #3 - roofeeoh
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**roofeeoh rolled a random image posted in comment #194792 at Anime & Manga ** his face when you actually give him a blow jay
#259 to #3 - toxicrocker
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dat username
dat username
#366 to #259 - qotsa
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it's always a pleasure meeting a fellow qotsa fan on fj
#400 to #366 - toxicrocker
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likewise friend:)
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User avatar #120 to #3 - dunkleosteus
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Ok here's what you do. Take 10 of those paper cut outs and label them 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9. Scatter them about your house or appartment. Take the last one, label it "3" and stick it in your pants.
#368 to #120 - qotsa
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that's smart, that's ****** smart!
that's smart, that's ****** smart!
#260 to #120 - anon id: 36af1cac
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...your second sentence confuses the **** out of me...where's #10?
User avatar #319 to #260 - dunkleosteus
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idfk
#192 to #3 - amoussa
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no you don't. NO ONE KNOWS! it was a qotsa joke incase you didn't know
#367 to #192 - qotsa
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don't worry, i got it ;)
don't worry, i got it ;)
#249 to #192 - anon id: 6edb12e3
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<profile pic
User avatar #250 to #249 - octobercircles
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woops
#372 to #250 - qotsa
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#117 to #3 - slyve
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You could combine both ideas. Make 10 of those cards and hide them, if he finds them all, he gets a blowjob. If he doesn't find them all, he still gets a BJ (don't tell him that in advance)

Everybody wins.
#4 to #3 - keeluall
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a blowjob?
User avatar #12 to #4 - NolanNasty
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yes, give him a blowjob... he deserves it
User avatar #17 to #12 - dragonstew
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Agreed. qotsa should probably give him a blowjob.
#23 to #17 - NolanNasty
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<-HFW
User avatar #25 to #23 - stardustdragonlord
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and post it on ****
#26 to #25 - NolanNasty
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yay
#373 to #25 - qotsa
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i don't think my boyfriend would want that!
User avatar #382 to #373 - cruzslzr
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ok a handjob ....
but with your mouth
User avatar #393 to #382 - qotsa
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no i mean he wouldn't want me to post it in ****. he does like blowjobs.
#397 to #393 - cruzslzr
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don't know what to say anymore so spongebob is here to entertain you instead.
#42 to #23 - anon id: 83790528
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fanthomas!! YES!!
#50 to #17 - akiria **User deleted account**
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#387 to #17 - xwilly
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>Didn't realize qotsa was her username.
>Pictured the band Queens of The Stone Age giving her boyfriend a blowjob.
>ohgodwhy.jpeg
#394 to #387 - qotsa
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#374 to #17 - qotsa
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i will
i will
#375 to #12 - qotsa
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i will
i will
User avatar #78 to #12 - thepyras
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Whoa there, hold on. How do you know he deserves it? What if he's abusive or just a douche?
User avatar #105 to #78 - vivapinatapro
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Because she wouldn't be with him for 3 years otherwise/be getting a funny anniversary gift. And if he IS a douche, and she is with him, she deserves to have to give that douche a blowie, because she it stoopid.
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User avatar #391 to #105 - snufullahfahgess
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That makes no sense.. Why would a douchebag boyfriend deserve a blowjob from his girlfriend in any situation regardless if she was stupid or not?
User avatar #108 to #105 - thepyras
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I know a lot of women who will stay in an abusive relationship for a lot longer than that, unfortunately. It doesn't make them stupid, usually abuse is just what they flock to because that's how they've always been treated.
User avatar #155 to #108 - redJericho
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If abuse makes them happy then more power to them.
User avatar #156 to #155 - thepyras
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I'm not saying it makes them happy, it doesn't. They're just so used to it that they don't know how to be in a relationship that isn't abusive.
User avatar #199 to #156 - thepyras
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Did I say something wrong?
#332 to #199 - anon id: ce87eac5
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Yes. you're making up stupid ********.
#388 to #199 - snufullahfahgess
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No, you didn't. I actually agree with most of the stuff you say. But some people here on FJ are a bunch of assuming assholes who flock to the thumbs down button if it reflects any negativity, without doing any kind of critical thinking (usually). They automatically assumed you were calling the girl's boyfriend an abuser or whatever, when you weren't. This is why I don't come on FJ much anymore. Content is still amusing though lol.
No, you didn't. I actually agree with most of the stuff you say. But some people here on FJ are a bunch of assuming assholes who flock to the thumbs down button if it reflects any negativity, without doing any kind of critical thinking (usually). They automatically assumed you were calling the girl's boyfriend an abuser or whatever, when you weren't. This is why I don't come on FJ much anymore. Content is still amusing though lol.
#371 to #78 - qotsa
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he's not abusive and not a douche. he's just a nice, awesome guy.
he's not abusive and not a douche. he's just a nice, awesome guy.
#369 to #4 - qotsa
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i gets a blowjobs whenever he wants, but he sure as hell will get one on our anniversary!
i gets a blowjobs whenever he wants, but he sure as hell will get one on our anniversary!
User avatar #324 to #4 - chopyourhandoff
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Good guy FJ, increasing the man's chance of getting a blowjob, thumb by thumb.
#1 - themanwhoisright
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For some reason i thought of this.
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#158 to #38 - pistro
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****
#82 to #38 - thepyras
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User avatar #159 to #82 - elvarj
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Butthurt.
#406 to #159 - elvarj
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Meaning that someone should caption this with that word.....
#10 - semfreio
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I laughed way too hard at this!
I laughed way too hard at this!
#75 - Digitalphear
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I ******* love Nicholas Cage.
User avatar #85 to #75 - thijsofbodom
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said no one ever
#116 to #85 - willmcevoy
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you need to learn what humor is if your going to continue using the internet sweetie.
User avatar #20 - vanoreo
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I am going to hire Nic Cage to go to someone's house and at exactly 6:42 PM ring the doorbell and ask for a tablespoon of sugar, and eat it in then and there.

He would be payed to keep it up for a week.

Knowing Nicholas Cage, he won't refuse.
#98 - moustachefingers
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A new evil has risen...
#32 - creamNscream
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i need the original picture so that I may do this
#35 to #32 - CanadianNuts
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Dat pic
Dat pic
#36 to #32 - zhon
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how about this one
User avatar #37 to #36 - creamNscream
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close enough
#15 - leawesomesauce
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******* awesome
#93 - fractions
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