Creepy...

a blowjob?

yes, give him a blowjob... he deserves it

Agreed. qotsa should probably give him a blowjob.

<-HFW

and post it on NSFW

yay

i don't think my boyfriend would want that!

ok a handjob ....
but with your mouth

no i mean he wouldn't want me to post it in NSFW. he does like blowjobs.

don't know what to say anymore so spongebob is here to entertain you instead.

Yes. Do it qotsa, give your man a treat.

>Didn't realize qotsa was her username.
>Pictured the band Queens of The Stone Age giving her boyfriend a blowjob.
>ohgodwhy.jpeg

i will

i will

Because she wouldn't be with him for 3 years otherwise/be getting a funny anniversary gift. And if he IS a douche, and she is with him, she deserves to have to give that douche a blowie, because she it stoopid.

That makes no sense.. Why would a douchebag boyfriend deserve a blowjob from his girlfriend in any situation regardless if she was stupid or not?

If abuse makes them happy then more power to them.

Did I say something wrong?

No, you didn't. I actually agree with most of the stuff you say. But some people here on FJ are a bunch of assuming assholes who flock to the thumbs down button if it reflects any negativity, without doing any kind of critical thinking (usually). They automatically assumed you were calling the girl's boyfriend an abuser or whatever, when you weren't. This is why I don't come on FJ much anymore. Content is still amusing though lol.

he's not abusive and not a douche. he's just a nice, awesome guy.

i gets a blowjobs whenever he wants, but he sure as hell will get one on our anniversary!

Good guy FJ, increasing the man's chance of getting a blowjob, thumb by thumb.

You could combine both ideas. Make 10 of those cards and hide them, if he finds them all, he gets a blowjob. If he doesn't find them all, he still gets a BJ (don't tell him that in advance)

Everybody wins.

Ok here's what you do. Take 10 of those paper cut outs and label them 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9. Scatter them about your house or appartment. Take the last one, label it "3" and stick it in your pants.

idfk

that's smart, that's fuckin smart!

dat username

it's always a pleasure meeting a fellow qotsa fan on fj

likewise friend:)

**roofeeoh rolled a random image posted in comment #194792 at Anime & Manga ** his face when you actually give him a blow jay

A mix tape!?

Meaning that someone should caption this with that word.....

FUCK

you need to learn what humor is if your going to continue using the internet sweetie.

how about this one

close enough

Dat pic

>Be taking a shower
>Finish shower and dry off
>Open shower curtain, get out
>Turn around, facing mirror
>Pick up shirt
>Accidentally put shirt on as pants
>Penis hangs out of my shirt hole
>MFW I realise what I've done