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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf:
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
ram really drunk
yhave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink Hier morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach 8./ 10 chick with a shitty pick up line
pit works
wrap her ass and make out with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made em with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really fuckin drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick wooden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
pi run away as i hear sameone calling 911
gget home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and heather' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
wmm
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
ram really drunk
yhave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink Hier morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach 8./ 10 chick with a shitty pick up line
pit works
wrap her ass and make out with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made em with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really fuckin drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick wooden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
pi run away as i hear sameone calling 911
gget home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and heather' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
wmm
...
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#87
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ColonelHansLanda (09/14/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
continuing drunk story thread.
>Friend Gives me young school picture of him as joke.
>Insist I put it in wallet and pretend it's my son
>half-heartedly agree.
>Start Uni last week
>First Night in halls
>go to nightclub.
>Meet hot girl
>Literally entered nightclub and scored.
>Back to my flat
>Take her to my room after kissing whole route home
>start having sex
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>afterwards want rid of her
>Remember wisdom of friend
>Take out wallet
>ThisIsMySon.jpg
>Girl panicks a bit.
>Makes up excuse and leaves.
>Next day tell uni friends.
>My friends when they all hale me as a legend.
>Friend Gives me young school picture of him as joke.
>Insist I put it in wallet and pretend it's my son
>half-heartedly agree.
>Start Uni last week
>First Night in halls
>go to nightclub.
>Meet hot girl
>Literally entered nightclub and scored.
>Back to my flat
>Take her to my room after kissing whole route home
>start having sex
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>afterwards want rid of her
>Remember wisdom of friend
>Take out wallet
>ThisIsMySon.jpg
>Girl panicks a bit.
>Makes up excuse and leaves.
>Next day tell uni friends.
>My friends when they all hale me as a legend.
#78
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superchingles (09/14/2012) [-] Moral of the story: Speak with a different accent whilst having a beard so if you kill someone you can change your identity.
#79
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odio (09/14/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
im a russian-german and wheni was in america they said i speak with a spanish accent
#113
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kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-] **kingredeaded rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Thug Life ** MFW I was there
#54
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bitchplzzz (09/14/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
He... He... Shaved his beard? What kind of sick fuck does that?
#160
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klondikemonster (09/14/2012) [-] This is one of the better drunk stories I've seen come out of /b/
