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Good Luck Larry
Uploaded by: grpeephole
Meet his Ill/ trn'
This is Lucky Larry :Echeram'. ein.
l.'. ' ' of the World Trade Center.
Larry just my happened he he absent mm
wark because cl’ a didact' s . He later claimed
that the was cancelled. and rather than
returning he the tap cf the tower r er his usual breakfast.
he decided he walk around New Turk City. Larry' s family
was use absent frem wark that dag and escaped harm,
Including his daughter and sen lithe was running late}.
Lucky Larry was aha l' enmesh% hmm recently
taken cut a tas Billion insurance polacy cm weeks haste
the attacks {July EDI}. He went an tn attempt he claim that
amount twice Ct attacks}. Luckily fer Larry, he and his
family managed to escape death fre-
lhe fall the towers.
This is Lucky Larry :Echeram'. ein.
l.'. ' ' of the World Trade Center.
Larry just my happened he he absent mm
wark because cl’ a didact' s . He later claimed
that the was cancelled. and rather than
returning he the tap cf the tower r er his usual breakfast.
he decided he walk around New Turk City. Larry' s family
was use absent frem wark that dag and escaped harm,
Including his daughter and sen lithe was running late}.
Lucky Larry was aha l' enmesh% hmm recently
taken cut a tas Billion insurance polacy cm weeks haste
the attacks {July EDI}. He went an tn attempt he claim that
amount twice Ct attacks}. Luckily fer Larry, he and his
family managed to escape death fre-
lhe fall the towers.
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#17
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inyourmind (09/14/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
The world trade centers had multiple attempts to brings them down before 9/11. Larry had just purchased the towers for 3.5 billion dollars in 2001. The insurance policy he took out for them was nothing extraordinary and the towers always had insurance on them because they were known targets for terrorists. So basically what I'm trying to say is this is a false argument but the man was a crook for attempting to get double his insurance out of it based on a technicality (which he didn't get). He was insured for double the towers value which would total about 4.4 billion dollars which he got.
He had to continue paying property rent while the towers are being rebuilt. This rent is 100 million per year. The land resulted in no profit for him while being built and have cost him 1.1 billion dollars in rent without profit. This means he has spent 4.6 billion dollars on the towers getting back 4.4 billion. This means that even if he kept the insurance money he still made a rather sizable financial loss. However he has spent the insurance money on the rebuilding of the towers which are unlikely to ever be highly profitable.
So there you go with simple addition, subtraction, and knowledge of the towers you can tell this argument is invalid.
He had to continue paying property rent while the towers are being rebuilt. This rent is 100 million per year. The land resulted in no profit for him while being built and have cost him 1.1 billion dollars in rent without profit. This means he has spent 4.6 billion dollars on the towers getting back 4.4 billion. This means that even if he kept the insurance money he still made a rather sizable financial loss. However he has spent the insurance money on the rebuilding of the towers which are unlikely to ever be highly profitable.
So there you go with simple addition, subtraction, and knowledge of the towers you can tell this argument is invalid.
#39
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qwermy (09/14/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Bullshit. You know why this isn't a valid reason for conspiracy theories? It's because no one person owns the World Trade Center. It is owned by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. It's a settled argument. STFU.
#34
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bowties (09/14/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
>Larry Silverstein owns WTC
>On the off chance, him and his entire family aren't at work
>Made a huge insurance policy only a couple of months before the
>Silverstein is a typical Jewish last name
Conclusion, the Jews did this
>On the off chance, him and his entire family aren't at work
>Made a huge insurance policy only a couple of months before the
>Silverstein is a typical Jewish last name
Conclusion, the Jews did this
#8
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N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Everybody who does the tiniest bit of research will immediatly find out that
A. The "Terrorist" Attacks on the WTC benefitted everyone involved - except for the victims/families obviously. It Made the American Arms Industry Boom, increased the Power of the Government and allowed a War against Islamic Countries which benefits Israel. ~90% of the money used for the presidencial AdCampaign is donated by Zionists. They entirely control America!
B. Most likely there were no planes. Very few people said on camera that they saw planes. Most of the people shown on TV were actors(this is confirmed!)who were paid for their words.
Real witnesses suddenly don´t remember what exactly happened. The Planes were a Photoshop - there are many amateur movies that clearly show that there were NO planes hitting the building.
Also most of the "passengers" of the flights were related to the US Army and the CIA. The flights are nowhere listed - they virtually didnt exist.
Also after the planecrashes there were no people at the airport hoping for news - "maybe their brothers and sons didn´t board the plane for some reason"is what they should have thought. But the Airports were empty. Yet they evacuated the airports after the media couldnt find a single relative - to hide the truth.
A. The "Terrorist" Attacks on the WTC benefitted everyone involved - except for the victims/families obviously. It Made the American Arms Industry Boom, increased the Power of the Government and allowed a War against Islamic Countries which benefits Israel. ~90% of the money used for the presidencial AdCampaign is donated by Zionists. They entirely control America!
B. Most likely there were no planes. Very few people said on camera that they saw planes. Most of the people shown on TV were actors(this is confirmed!)who were paid for their words.
Real witnesses suddenly don´t remember what exactly happened. The Planes were a Photoshop - there are many amateur movies that clearly show that there were NO planes hitting the building.
Also most of the "passengers" of the flights were related to the US Army and the CIA. The flights are nowhere listed - they virtually didnt exist.
Also after the planecrashes there were no people at the airport hoping for news - "maybe their brothers and sons didn´t board the plane for some reason"is what they should have thought. But the Airports were empty. Yet they evacuated the airports after the media couldnt find a single relative - to hide the truth.
#36
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N. Korean citizen (09/14/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
He's either the jammiest bastard alive, or he was behind 9/11
#24
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gravegraffiti (09/14/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Except for one or two, the people in this comment section are fucking idiots.
#21
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funnaa (09/14/2012) [-] i am no conspiracy guy but that does sound kinda illuminati ish probably spelt it wrong but the owner and his family not being there sounds kinda weird
#23
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anonymousefj (09/14/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
his face is just like "zero fucks given.." while infront of the towers
#5
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tomoivir (09/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**tomoivir rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Sitting Here **
