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Deaf Sex

Deaf Sex...
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they tand that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights out since they cant see each other signing, or read
lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a s
She writes:
elation.
Honey, why don' t we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don' t want to have sex, reach over an
or squeeze my right breast two timess
The husband thinks this is a great idea, He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on
his penis one time.
If she doesn' t want to have sex, pull on
hundred and fifty times.
his penis two
...
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Submitted: 09/12/2012
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User avatar #105 - icanflynow (09/13/2012) [+] (14 replies)
My deaf wife left me last week for a deaf man.

To be honest, i should've seen the signs...
#188 - goochmaster (09/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
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what I do to let my wife know I want to have sex
#1 - norwegiandude (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #2 - ilovetocuddle (09/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My girlfriend and I ran into this problem, so we left the light on...
#59 - sadico (09/13/2012) [+] (51 replies)
#92 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was funny when I was 12.
#121 to #92 - finbaa (09/13/2012) [-]
but anon, you ARE twelve..
#43 - kaboomz (09/13/2012) [-]
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#141 - jalthelas (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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mfw
#152 - butiloveu (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
what if the deaf man gets a venereal disease that start burning like hell if he ejaculate,
and she starts saying that she won't have sex with him... and the bitch keeps rubbing!

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User avatar #120 - bontzyb (09/13/2012) [-]
remember. no means yes. and yes means anal
#139 - iamdamagic (09/13/2012) [-]
HFW he said that
#75 - silverlance (09/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That was funny, shame I'll never be able to tell it to anyone
#64 - sheperdofthestars (09/13/2012) [-]
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#166 - jjcoffee (09/13/2012) [-]
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#119 - zombiepigman (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
and what if...
#126 - trevo (09/13/2012) [-]
HFW he said that
User avatar #127 - thisisrarity (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If two deaf people have sex together..
Do they realize how loud they are? Do they care?

Do they go full-on monkey sex and yell?
#63 - peyko ONLINE (09/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I'm just going to leave my drawing here.
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#57 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least no one will hear her scream.
#182 - chapperz (09/13/2012) [-]
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.

She nearly took my bloody eye out.
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