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Swag. This is the most interesting conversation I have ever had. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'. You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: Hello

This is the most interesting conversation I have ever had

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Hello
Stranger: U gt swag
You: Here is a fun fact
You: In the 90' s
You: S. W. A. G was a term meaning Secretly We Are
You: Did you know that?
You: Do you care?
Stranger: ura fcking fag
Stranger: wannabe swager
Stranger: Iol
Stranger: screencapping this
Stranger: so eryone
You: No good sir, you are the one saying you have
Stranger: can see how mch ofa idiot u r
You: Who is the one with grade 3 education?
Stranger: i hat peole tht ' t have swag
You: At least I can spell
Stranger: Iol, 13 wat r u? 10
Stranger: faggot
You: I bet you wish Iwas 10
You: That way you would finally find someone that is
NEARLY as dumb as you
You: Might I add, Omegle has auto correct
Stranger: only fck heads us tht Iol
You: How do you miss type words with Auto Correct?
Stranger: wats the point
You: The point is, the word it "What" not "Wat"
Stranger: its quiker more
You: What was that last word?
You: I don' t understand jiberish
Stranger: fcking faggot
You: Alright then
Stranger: (
You: Why am I a bundle of sticks?
Stranger: or on u not spak english
Stranger: swag wannabe -.-
You: Alright, let me put it this way. I wouldn' t want swag
if it was the one thing that could take me to the top
You: Swag is for boys, Class if for men
Stranger: thts bcause an idiot
You: Do you understand that little boy?
Stranger: Iol idiot
You: You see
Stranger: screencaping this
You: Ignorent
Stranger: putting it on facebook
Stranger: Iol
Stranger: wats email?
You: Have fun
Stranger: i wnt ppl to be able to send u hte mail
Stranger: so u on see the fggt u r
You: You realize though that you made yourself look
like an idiot right?
You: Please, be my guest. I will wait in my anon comer,
waiting forthe hate mail
You: Why don' t you say one of my details, just to let
everyone know what to send it to
You: Please, do it' s
Stranger: gve me email
Stranger: or r u sored
Stranger: fggt
You: I am sorry, that won' t work
You: I will set up a temp one, just for you
Stranger: k
You: Wow, the way you speak is contagious.
You: Hold on a second
You: Alright
You: And now I will wait
You: This shall be fun
Stranger: Honestly, I' m a little upset, but, Iguess I can
commend you on intelligence, most of the other people
I' faked this too have given me their email, you would
have been the twenty second. Good job, kind sir.
Apologies forthis inconvenience.
Stranger: And, with this, may you have a wonderful
day/ night, depending on your current geographic
You: That is quite alright kind sir
Your partner has disconnected.
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#22 - frozo
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(09/12/2012) [-]
giv me yur emeil fggt
#260 to #22 - robbstarkdies
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Tyrion kills Tywin and his former Lover Shae. Robb Stark is murdered by Walder Frey. Arya becomes a blind assassin who uses her wolf to see. Sansa is still a useless cunt.
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User avatar #314 to #272 - eiaisqzbsesb
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Easily the most predictable spoilers of Game Of Thrones.
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#102 to #22 - mrchewy
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I have defeated legions upon thousands. Consumed and dined on flesh, mind and bone.
#103 to #102 - mrchewy
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Picture actually slightly more related then I thought it would be.
#386 to #22 - anon
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swag is short for swagger and if you don't know that then your mom did crack when she was pregnant with you
#8 - natanhiel
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(09/12/2012) [-]
Swag is just a shortened version of Swagger. Not Secretly We Are gay.

Also, going to Omegle for intelligence is like going to a butcher's stall for a Pokemon game.
User avatar #287 to #8 - krasnogvardiech
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Isn't it also an acronym for Scientific Wild-Ass Guess?
User avatar #343 to #287 - bluedwarf
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Not completely true, since the matching system by fields of interest is introduced you can greatly increase your chances of finding a kindred spirit.
User avatar #367 to #343 - krasnogvardiech
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That is a given, but I thought everyone who took the term in a serious context would automatically acknowledge the process in which many great inventions are created.
#3 - killbillmurray
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(09/12/2012) [-]
what a twist!!!
what a twist!!!
User avatar #222 to #3 - friendlysniff
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(09/13/2012) [-]
You could see it's a troll from a mile away haha
#24 to #3 - tolnes
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That is because..
That is because..
#61 - coldoxygen
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#65 to #61 - anon
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>didnt read that carefully and thought it said "didn't come here to read a novel"
>was getting ready to bitch you out for that
>realize as i get comment box open what the image actually says
>was going to bitch at you for not reading, when I didnt even read that image correctly

yeah i feel bad, have a green thumb instead. i like bagels.
#66 to #65 - coldoxygen
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User avatar #73 to #71 - bagfullofkittens
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Someone forgot to read the whole thing..
#75 to #73 - grogovic
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This image has expired
I deleted it 5 minutes ago, how are you able to comment?
#212 to #75 - brianhanerjr
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User avatar #20 - fridginator
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I ******* hate the swagboys, but i hate the "Secretly We Are gay" thing a lot more.
#270 - tacblack
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#42 - shashashadow
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this is my swagger stick, I have it for two main reasons

1) so I can look classy as hell

2) so I can hit anyone who says "I got swag" or "step of my swag" in the face with it, while looking classy as hell.
User avatar #56 to #42 - TheSpartanHelghast
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#82 - kobegriffeysanders
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The "Secretly We Are gay" thing is probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Even more retarded than people who legitimately try to use the term "swag".

-9/11; absolutely terrible job at trolling to the both of you, OP.

Pic related.
#213 - denbaby
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#368 - penistar
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I honestly did not expect the ending.
I honestly did not expect the ending.
#370 to #368 - chocobeard
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excuse me, fine gentleman, may i please have the source of that intriguing .gif?
User avatar #391 to #370 - brenton
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You've sure got some weird fetishes...
User avatar #412 to #370 - penistar
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I'm sorry sir, but I can't find the original sauce to this gif :(