Fuck you, steve.. I want to piss on his grave. Anyone know if there is an app for that?. Become a Hipster Invent C) Sell Stolen Ideas and UNA)( Praised by Media Ts" l In " Ignored Jesus of Computing Withint Steve Iain (February 24, 1955 - October 5, ) we maid have Nu products Nu aver expensive mm Without Dennis Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - Dunbar 12, 2011) we would have: No Windows No Unix No C No Hagan: A large
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Fuck you, steve.

I want to piss on his grave. Anyone know if there is an app for that?

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Become a Hipster Invent C)
Sell Stolen Ideas and UNA)(
Praised by Media Ts" l In " Ignored
Jesus of Computing
Withint Steve Iain (February 24, 1955 - October 5, ) we maid have
Nu products
Nu aver expensive mm
Without Dennis Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - Dunbar 12, 2011) we would have:
No Windows
No Unix
No C
No Hagan:
A large setback in computing
No Languages
We would ail read in Binary,.,
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Ritchie twain .
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User avatar #3 - taokami (09/12/2012) [+] (57 replies)
what people don't understand is, Steve Jobs is a sales man while Dennis Ritchie is an inventor, of course people would pay attention to Steve Jobs, he's the face of apple.
#59 - badpeace (09/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #2 - Jabberwocky (09/12/2012) [-]
dennis didnt' make shiny things. that was his only flaw.
#114 - hadzz (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You also forgot to mention, OS X is unix based, and apple's operating systems wouldn't exist without dennis
#457 - sissywoo (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is Dennis Ritchie.
He died nearly a year ago from prostate Cancer.
He was 70.
He invented the letter C.
Not bad.
#578 - bloodyshadow (09/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm just a tech guy but how is it Steve jobs fault that the media praised him? He just did what he did, I don't hate apple, I hate the over crazed fans.
#117 - herblegerble ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
#427 - sexypandas ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
mfw he invented "C"...

dude must have been pretty cool
#141 - thepatriarch **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
#586 - Thebullsking (09/12/2012) [-]
<---- this Steve is cool right?
#110 - frenchfryy (09/12/2012) [-]
even I had no idea who Ritchie was till this post, I feel ashamed, may he RIP
#75 - dwraith ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #643 - sublimedafuq (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**sublimedafuq rolls 8**+9=17
#651 - mjohnsononefive (09/13/2012) [-]
**mjohnsononefive rolls 55**
#621 - ryanrath (09/13/2012) [+] (22 replies)
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User avatar #547 - corundum (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Someone dies
> People pay attention to them because he's on TV all the time and the founder of a major corporation
> Someone else dies
> Nobody has heard of them because they're not a household name
> Other dead guy's fault
#412 - jaerbuen (09/12/2012) [-]
We heard of him because he did a lot of marketing .. ? Dennis Ritchie got praised by people that mattered, to him and people who thought he was a great man, which he was. I hardly believe that Dennis' biggest goal in life was that &quot;when I die, everyone shall praise my name&quot;, not that Steve did that. Dennis' goal, was clearly not to make billions. If it was, he would most likely use his intellect to gain more riches, rather than sharing it and helping others.   
   
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We heard of him because he did a lot of marketing .. ? Dennis Ritchie got praised by people that mattered, to him and people who thought he was a great man, which he was. I hardly believe that Dennis' biggest goal in life was that "when I die, everyone shall praise my name", not that Steve did that. Dennis' goal, was clearly not to make billions. If it was, he would most likely use his intellect to gain more riches, rather than sharing it and helping others.

Just saying
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