Magic. . 2 minutes age IE bahahahah 2 minutes age D okay so I' m going he go buy a brand new deck of wards ask Far ‘single, Female volunteer' find the prettiest we get her an slaw ask her if pack is new, matiz matiz yaht she says yes I say, aspen and pick any ward hand her a sharpen write your name an it and phone number, I promise this is leading somewhere she agrees lake ward from her ladies and gentlemen, Must got
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Magic

2 minutes age IE
bahahahah
2 minutes age D
okay
so I' m going he go buy a brand new deck of wards
ask Far ‘single, Female volunteer'
find the prettiest we
get her an slaw
ask her if pack is new, matiz matiz yaht
she says yes
I say, aspen and pick any ward
hand her a sharpen
write your name an it
and phone number, I promise this is leading somewhere
she agrees
lake ward from her
ladies and gentlemen, Must got the phone number of the prettiest girl
in the room, MAGIC,"
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User avatar #14 - Lambda (09/12/2012) [+] (14 replies)
This one magician came and performed at my college on the first weekend of school.
He said "For my next trick, I'll need all the single females in the theater to stand up" They do. "Ok now sit back down. Men, I just saved you a ton of work over the next week. You're welcome."
#79 - Digitalphear (09/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Take your age.

Subtract by zero.

That is your age.
#51 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
magic
User avatar #190 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 99** I can magically conjure dubs at will.
#44 - squishyrobot **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - ndiliciousa (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
*snort snort*
#218 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**mjohnsononefive rolls 66**
#105 - zigzagderpaderp (09/12/2012) [+] (25 replies)
#250 - hagletrough (09/12/2012) [-]
Every other girl in the audience's face when:
#98 - vivapinatapro (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What if the prettiest girl in the room wasn't single?
What if the prettiest girl in the room wasn't single?
#93 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Girls face when he calls
#159 - geeko (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**geeko rolled a random image posted in comment #165345 at Item Discussion ** mfw magic is everywhere
User avatar #307 - sublimedafuq (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**sublimedafuq rolls 5**+4=9
#259 - currentlyno (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#71 - LSone (09/12/2012) [-]
"Tada its gone"
"Tada its gone"
#343 - Someguywiththeface (09/13/2012) [-]
Now, here's another magic trick that involves abortion.
Now, here's another magic trick that involves abortion.
#1 - ferriumerris (09/12/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**ferriumerris rolled a random image posted in comment #216 at Pokemon ** GENIUS!!!!!!
User avatar #302 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna become a magician just so I can do that and quit being so fucking lonely
#359 - N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [-]
>goes to give green thumb
>captcha comes up
>583 - 8
>FUCK ME RIGHT?
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