You know its true. . BRUSH GETS A BOYFRIEND THAT Will NEVER MET. What's worse is when you meet the guy and he's actually pretty cool.
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BRUSH GETS A BOYFRIEND THAT
Will NEVER MET
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#22 - olicoooombs (09/12/2012) [+] (23 replies)
What's worse is when you meet the guy and he's actually pretty cool.
#6 - walkingdisaster (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#91 - gloriouschad (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw my brother is dating the girl I have a crush on
mfw my brother is dating the girl I have a crush on
User avatar #32 - thatnerdyguy (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then he turns out to be a really nice, handsome, likable guy.
That son of a bitch.
#35 - esmebuffay ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is this something only socially awkward people do? I thought everyone did this? Or maybe it's just that I'm socially awkward....
Is this something only socially awkward people do? I thought everyone did this? Or maybe it's just that I'm socially awkward....
#24 - PedoBearFTW (09/12/2012) [+] (16 replies)
mfw the guy i've had a crush on has a fat ugly girlfriend.
mfw the guy i've had a crush on has a fat ugly girlfriend.
#82 - ekesss (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 to #82 - ekesss (09/12/2012) [-]
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#14 - anonymous (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Haha, my crush was flirting with some guy. RIGHT. ******* . NEXT. TO. ME. Euugh people.
User avatar #18 to #14 - thatguycrow (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah! How dare someone you like be interested in someone else! Shes a horrible person!
/sarcasm
#200 - deadz (09/13/2012) [-]
It's even worse when she gets one that is a total bro.   
But you still have to hate him...
It's even worse when she gets one that is a total bro.
But you still have to hate him...
User avatar #189 - thatguythatlaughs ONLINE (09/13/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Story time
>Ask girl for number
>she says yes
>get super excited
>going out Sunday
>Plans get complicated
>she suggests we just hang at her house
>Sounds chill
>go to her house sunday
>have excellent time
>while in her room sitting on bed she gets up
>dont pay much attention until she plants a kiss on me
>we go downstairs a bit after that
>due to previous conversations we are both aware we have a bondage fetish (im dominant and she is submissive)
>she likes to call me master when she's horny
>texts me while im in living room chilling and watching tv with her. "master, im not wearing any underwear"
>i suggest we go upstairs to her room
>really into this girl, however she just got dumped about a week prior to this and is still cautious about dating
>she feels comfortable with me, all is good
>She unbuttons her pants and i tease her a bit
>she likes it. major turn ons are whispering and biting
>i do both occasionally
#191 to #190 - thatguythatlaughs ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
>Friend (unknowing of the date) says she was here with her boyfriend
>confused, dont want to believe it, cant believe it.
>next day, i see her in the morning, no boy in sight.
>all seems good
>Later on in day
>walking to lunch
>go to say i to her
>see her walk around table and kiss boy
>heart breaks
>over flood of emotions. Pissed, sad, alone and betrayed
there is more to this, But i wont take more of your time.
<MFW
#192 - sissywoo (09/13/2012) [-]
**sissywoo rolls 1** x 0 = 0
#53 - ryantheatheist (09/12/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#103 - perfectcomment (09/12/2012) [+] (21 replies)
*sigh*...

I am best friends with someone I met online just over 2, maybe 2 and a half years ago. We met in real life after quite some time, and I highly regard him as a friend, almost a brother I might say. The same is said for out group of friends - I met them all online, and then met them in real life after quite some years.

Anyway, story time, bitches.

I'm friends with him, and I'll refer to 'him' as Friend 2. Only for the sole purpose of this example.
I've known him a long, long time now. The person I met him through (Let's call him Friend 1) introduced me to a girl that he likes. She had the same taste in music as him (Muse, a band I love too), and jokingly, I said "Marry her, damnit!" because it's quite rare we find any fellow Muse fans.
Anyway, after a couple months I started talking to her myself for some reason. Things got out of control really, really quickly, though. She cheated on Friend 1, with another friend, Friend 3. It was only a kiss, but it still happened. He was really, really pissed, and told me about it. I got pissed off myself, considering he's my best friend, and raged at her for it. I called her a bunch of stuff. Stuff I still regret to this day, in fact.

Things kind of calmed down after a while, and I apologized. I was in a game of Minecraft with my friends, when they randomly added her into the call. (I'll refer to her as Girl 1) I started talking to her, obviously oblivious to who she really was, and learned she was really, really ******* awesome. Instantly, I liked her. Then they all dropped the bomb on me, telling me who she was. I was disappointing in myself, but that's only half of it.

We talked for about a year, and we discussed meeting each other quite a few times. We knew a lot about each other, and I, what I know, is that I love her. Or loved, not too sure.
Friend 2 came to my house again, and we invited Girl 1 over. We started drinking, and I ended up having sex with her.
[Will continue]
#166 - mahaiz (09/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**mahaiz rolled a random image posted in comment #1110050 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** There goes another one...
User avatar #186 to #166 - redJericho (09/13/2012) [-]
>Oh man better flag this
>Captcha is 784-7
> **** that

My Black Son, your plan to improve out math skills appears to be backfiring!

#17 - kingkittan (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Can relate...
#23 to #20 - kingkittan (09/12/2012) [-]
Why put some words in my mouth, will you? I can assure you I'm positive that my sexual orientation revolves around females.
#209 - oneplusonequalsix (09/13/2012) [-]
**oneplusonequalsix rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Ankle Sex ** mfw
#162 - thisotherdude (09/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Find out where he lives and figure out at what times he will be in the house (alone is optional but recommended), get a small spike type object like an ice pick or thin chisel, plan how best to get into his house quietly and at the best possible time (ideally you want to do it when he's asleep). Now for the fun part, ram the spike into his vertebrae, this should kill him instantly but if he's still twitching just twist his neck to the side until you hear a series of loud sickening pops and cracks. If you got blood on something deal with it (on tiled floors this would be easy, carpets will require a bit more work so hope you have enough time). The body is easy to dispose of IF you have a fireplace at home (there may be slightly more complications if you do not), simply drag the body into your car with the wound dressed so he doesn't leave any blood and drive home, just keep your cool and don't speed and police won't bother you at all. Burn the body in the fireplace when you get home, then take the body and grind them into a powder or sand, then just flush it (make sure you get all of it)

The key to pulling this off without a hitch is proper planning and taking all factors into consideration, make sure you don't leave a single trace of DNA, wearing gloves, a surgical mask, and shaving your head prior to the dark deed will reduce your chances of leaving anything behind for the police, also remember where would be a good inconspicuous but still well hidden area to park your car, and make sure you know a good route to the car and his house that doesn't have many people who walk through it (doing this late at night will also reduce the chances of someone accidentally seeing you). The best part is if you pull it off right people won't even think he's dead until much later, and there will be virtually no evidence that implicates you had anything to do with it what so ever.

Good god I have problems.
User avatar #150 - jlyoung (09/12/2012) [+] (14 replies)
The girl I like is currently dating a guy in New York, but I think they're having relationship troubles and they might break up.I hate myself for this but I'm actually kind of glad.
#152 to #150 - bloodyshadow (09/13/2012) [-]
Want me to get rid of him? I live in New York
Want me to get rid of him? I live in New York
#144 - mostoriginalname (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mostoriginalname rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Starting a New Pokemon File ** Just last thursday, i met a girl. we talked for one day. next day after school, we got dropped off at the library and made out in the library. she tells me she really likes me and i really like her. (for me liking a girl really means something, havent liked anybody for over a year). I can't wait to hear from her on monday, because i thought her phone broke. She messages me saturday night telling me she is dating another boy. what the **** , i hate my timing on life. this exact same thing happened to me with the last girl.
TLDR: I made out with girl, we both like eachother alot, she then gets a boyfriend next day. wtf.
BACK TO FAPPING
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