Komodo Dragons. Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br /> EDIT Holy guys thanks for my first front page!<br /> I've decided that as a reward, I'll make spongebob has no body
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Komodo Dragons

Komodo Dragons. Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br /> EDIT Holy guys thanks for my first front page!<br /> I've decided that as a reward, I'll make

Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br />
*EDIT* Holy **** guys thanks for my first front page!<br />
I've decided that as a reward, I'll make another amazing animals picture. Any suggestions?<br />
*EDIT* NUMBER 2 IS UP!! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/411239/ANTEATERS/<br />
NUMBER 3 IS UP!!!<br />

You see this?
This is a komodo dragon, It' s the only
legit dinosaur alive today This thing
grows up to feet and 300
freaking pounds
This komodo dragon is eating a
hobbit, That' s right. a damn
hobbit You dont believe me? Tell
it to this komodo dragon, Cuz it' ll
bite your Freaking toes om Cuz
that hobbit had it comin', and let
me tell you. it was the most
scrumptious hobbit in the land,
if I
This here komodo dragon is
taking a break Yom being a
monster, Why? Who gives a
damn? ts a God damn
komodo freakin' dragon, And it
does what it wants
This is poop from the komodo
dragon Why' s it white? That' s
because komodo dragon' s eat
the bones of the animals they
kill And they don' t need
calcium, cuz they' re freakin'
komodo dragons
Durring the mating season tor a
komodo dragon. the males right
each other to get with the
females, They pin each other to
the ground in throw up in each
other' s faces, They do this cuz
their puke contains acid which
burns the enemies' eyes and kills
them, They then go into the
to retrieve the
This komodo dragon has a moustache.
because it wants one So it got it
If this get
83, 000, 000 thumbs,
I' ll make another
one. But good luck
with that.
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User avatar #65 - XboxJunky (05/09/2010) [+] (10 replies)
The only legit dinosaur? What about the ************* crocodile bitch?!
#91 - Awesomatio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #95 to #91 - TheOwner (05/09/2010) [-]
Your teacher.
User avatar #82 - haythere (05/09/2010) [-]
they will also **** you with a rake
#61 - raoulrules (05/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Plus, if the damn dragon bite you, its teeth are so filthy with bacterias that you can die of a massive infection.
These are nasty madafakas you don't want to **** with !
User avatar #182 - Hagenite (05/09/2010) [-]
This komodo dragon has a moustache, your argument is invalid.
User avatar #81 - stumpyman (05/09/2010) [-]
pretty sure theres more than one legit dinosaur alive.

what about ******* tyranitar?
#241 - RAWMUNNAEECHOO (05/09/2010) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #234 - wastedspace (05/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
1337th thumb ftw
User avatar #238 - gobblox (05/09/2010) [-]
grab a saddle and a dinosaur and get ready for epicness
#131 - fefe (05/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
There is also such a thing called alligators and crocodiles you fag
User avatar #132 to #131 - GeoX (05/09/2010) [-]
and mudkips.
User avatar #64 - Boonytoons (05/09/2010) [-]
**** YEAH
User avatar #51 - FreeCANCER (05/09/2010) [+] (8 replies)
if i ever become a supervillian
I'll have a Komodo Dragon Pit
User avatar #279 - greasedupdeafdude (05/09/2010) [-]
They see me trollin'
They hatin'
User avatar #250 - TwistedBamboozler (05/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
gave you thumbs, but not the only legit dinosaur alive. Just saying.
#252 to #250 - musicalgenius **User deleted account** (05/09/2010) [-]
never compare chuck norris to a lizard
User avatar #223 - xXKIRAXx (05/09/2010) [-]
I vote.....The PLATYPUS.
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User avatar #112 - scookie (05/09/2010) [-]
im gonna make another 82,999,427 accounts just so i can see the next one :)
User avatar #110 - CommanderDarkstar (05/09/2010) [-]
Freaking hilarious, and I love Komodo's but the turtle & crocodiles/alligators are dinosaurs. They just left their bad-assery behind when the humans came along.
User avatar #93 - pedocade (05/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #46 - dakunism (05/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
also, komodo dragons have a bite that will kill. not the fact that his teeth are really sharp and will rip you to shreds, but that there is sooooo much bacteria in their mouths, that the blood doesnt clot and you get a terrible infection until you die.....DO WANT....
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