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Komodo Dragons. Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br /> EDIT Holy guys thanks for my first front page!<br /> I've decided that as a reward, I'll make

Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br />
*EDIT* Holy **** guys thanks for my first front page!<br />
I've decided that as a reward, I'll make another amazing animals picture. Any suggestions?<br />
*EDIT* NUMBER 2 IS UP!! /funny_pictures/411239/ANTEATERS/<br />
NUMBER 3 IS UP!!!<br />
/funny_pictures/413849/PLATYPUS/

You see this?
This is a komodo dragon, It' s the only
legit dinosaur alive today This thing
grows up to feet and 300
freaking pounds
This komodo dragon is eating a
hobbit, That' s right. a damn
hobbit You dont believe me? Tell
it to this komodo dragon, Cuz it' ll
bite your Freaking toes om Cuz
that hobbit had it comin', and let
me tell you. it was the most
scrumptious hobbit in the land,
tti
if I
This here komodo dragon is
taking a break Yom being a
monster, Why? Who gives a
damn? ts a God damn
komodo freakin' dragon, And it
does what it wants
This is poop from the komodo
dragon Why' s it white? That' s
because komodo dragon' s eat
the bones of the animals they
kill And they don' t need
calcium, cuz they' re freakin'
komodo dragons
Durring the mating season tor a
komodo dragon. the males right
each other to get with the
females, They pin each other to
the ground in throw up in each
other' s faces, They do this cuz
their puke contains acid which
burns the enemies' eyes and kills
them, They then go into the
to retrieve the
female
This komodo dragon has a moustache.
because it wants one So it got it
If this get
83, 000, 000 thumbs,
I' ll make another
one. But good luck
with that.
...
+1996
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #65 - XboxJunky
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(05/09/2010) [-]
The only legit dinosaur? What about the ************* crocodile bitch?!
#66 to #65 - zhawn
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(05/09/2010) [-]
shark....
User avatar #69 to #66 - roflsquad
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Shark isn't a big lizard. Might of been from dinosaur age but not a dinosaur:P
#71 to #69 - zhawn
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(05/09/2010) [-]
yea but there isn't really any lizard fish; o welz i understand
#78 to #65 - anon id: bd93fbe7
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(05/09/2010) [-]
godzilla
User avatar #304 to #78 - trigger
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(05/09/2010) [-]
**Godzirra
#79 to #65 - anon id: bd93fbe7
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(05/09/2010) [-]
tuatara
because nz has **** like that
User avatar #83 to #65 - corman
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(05/09/2010) [-]
the crocodile is a decendent from the megadon, a big ass crocdile that was the size of a school bus. the komodo dragon was not decended from anything, so its appearence now is as it was 1,000,000 years ago because it was so frickin awesome it didnt need to evolve
User avatar #72 to #65 - UncleGreekus
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(05/09/2010) [-]
What about the lemur??? ARE YOU TELLING ME THE DISNEY MOVIE WAS A LIE??????
User avatar #159 to #72 - tehleetzorz
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(05/09/2010) [-]
DOC, ARE YOU TELLIN ME THAT ITS 8:15?! IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!
User avatar #122 to #72 - XboxJunky
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Oh **** you're right!
#91 - Awesomatio **User deleted account**
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User avatar #95 to #91 - TheOwner
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Your teacher.
User avatar #105 to #95 - Pokster
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(05/09/2010) [-]
TheOwner owns.
User avatar #113 to #105 - TheOwner
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(05/09/2010) [-]
Well thank you very much.
User avatar #150 to #113 - Pokster
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(05/09/2010) [-]
you are very welcome sir
User avatar #82 - haythere
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(05/09/2010) [-]
they will also **** you with a rake
#61 - raoulrules
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(05/09/2010) [-]
.
.
Plus, if the damn dragon bite you, its teeth are so filthy with bacterias that you can die of a massive infection.
These are nasty madafakas you don't want to **** with !
.
#67 to #61 - zhawn
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(05/09/2010) [-]
actually the bacteria in their saliva is ANTHRAX. No joke this ******* have anthrax strains in their saliva. Furthermore, the acid in there spit/stomach is known as HCl or hydrochloric acid. In chemistry, there are 3 acids u just dont **** with: HF, HI, and HCl. Basically, if one of these ******* bites you on the hand, your hand will have a literal whole by the end of the day, but don't worry u'll be dead by then from anthrax exposure :).
#70 to #61 - zhawn
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(05/09/2010) [-]
also, ******* can swim too. AND WELL!!!
User avatar #182 - Hagenite
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(05/09/2010) [-]
This komodo dragon has a moustache, your argument is invalid.
User avatar #81 - stumpyman
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(05/09/2010) [-]
pretty sure theres more than one legit dinosaur alive.

what about ******* tyranitar?
#241 - RAWMUNNAEECHOO
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(05/09/2010) [-]
NARWHAL.
User avatar #249 to #241 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN
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(05/09/2010) [-]
WALRUS
#251 to #249 - RAWMUNNAEECHOO
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(05/09/2010) [-]
narwhalrus.
#260 to #251 - failfailfailwin
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Narwalrusaurus rex MOTHA *****
#327 to #251 - narwhalrus
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(08/02/2012) [-]
narwhalrus **** YEA
User avatar #253 to #251 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Porpoinalrus
#257 to #253 - RAWMUNNAEECHOO
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(05/09/2010) [-]
the epicness cannot be contained...GRIZZLYOCTOSHARK
User avatar #259 to #257 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN
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(05/09/2010) [-]
GRIZZLYOCTOSHARKREXAPOTOMOOSEBULL
User avatar #234 - wastedspace
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(05/09/2010) [-]
1337th thumb ftw
User avatar #237 to #234 - SofaKingSick
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(05/09/2010) [-]
i got it too haha
User avatar #240 to #237 - wastedspace
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(05/09/2010) [-]
must be those damn anons thumbing everything down...
User avatar #243 to #240 - SofaKingSick
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(05/09/2010) [-]
yup, a thumb for you though
User avatar #244 to #243 - wastedspace
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(05/09/2010) [-]
the favor has been returned, good sir.
User avatar #246 to #244 - SofaKingSick
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(05/09/2010) [-]
thank you and have a nice day
User avatar #64 - Boonytoons
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(05/09/2010) [-]
**** YEAH
User avatar #51 - FreeCANCER
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(05/09/2010) [-]
if i ever become a supervillian
I'll have a Komodo Dragon Pit
User avatar #53 to #51 - cystemic
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(05/09/2010) [-]
really? im more of a slow heating furnace girl myself
User avatar #54 to #53 - FreeCANCER
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(05/09/2010) [-]
well i could have a zoo in my lair
easy money i guess
User avatar #55 to #54 - cystemic
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(05/09/2010) [-]
all proceeds go to the "kimodo dragon pit for amateur villain lair" fund, help a guy out?
User avatar #56 to #55 - FreeCANCER
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(05/09/2010) [-]
I'll have pandas too
much appreciated
User avatar #57 to #56 - cystemic
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(05/09/2010) [-]
i'm sold :)
User avatar #59 to #57 - FreeCANCER
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(05/09/2010) [-]
And im sure that slowly heating furnace could double as a roast restaurant
User avatar #60 to #59 - cystemic
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(05/09/2010) [-]
bacon sammiches you say?
User avatar #62 to #60 - FreeCANCER
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(05/09/2010) [-]
indeed your villany