Komodo Dragons. Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br /> EDIT Holy guys thanks for my first front page!<br /> I've decided that as a reward, I'll make
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Komodo Dragons

Good luck with the thumbs thing.<br />
*EDIT* Holy **** guys thanks for my first front page!<br />
I've decided that as a reward, I'll make another amazing animals picture. Any suggestions?<br />
*EDIT* NUMBER 2 IS UP!! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/411239/ANTEATERS/<br />
NUMBER 3 IS UP!!!<br />

You see this?
This is a komodo dragon, It' s the only
legit dinosaur alive today This thing
grows up to feet and 300
freaking pounds
This komodo dragon is eating a
hobbit, That' s right. a damn
hobbit You dont believe me? Tell
it to this komodo dragon, Cuz it' ll
bite your Freaking toes om Cuz
that hobbit had it comin', and let
me tell you. it was the most
scrumptious hobbit in the land,
if I
This here komodo dragon is
taking a break Yom being a
monster, Why? Who gives a
damn? ts a God damn
komodo freakin' dragon, And it
does what it wants
This is poop from the komodo
dragon Why' s it white? That' s
because komodo dragon' s eat
the bones of the animals they
kill And they don' t need
calcium, cuz they' re freakin'
komodo dragons
Durring the mating season tor a
komodo dragon. the males right
each other to get with the
females, They pin each other to
the ground in throw up in each
other' s faces, They do this cuz
their puke contains acid which
burns the enemies' eyes and kills
them, They then go into the
to retrieve the
This komodo dragon has a moustache.
because it wants one So it got it
If this get
83, 000, 000 thumbs,
I' ll make another
one. But good luck
with that.
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Submitted: 05/08/2010
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User avatar #65 - XboxJunky (05/09/2010) [+] (10 replies)
The only legit dinosaur? What about the ************* crocodile bitch?!
#91 - Awesomatio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #95 to #91 - TheOwner (05/09/2010) [-]
Your teacher.
User avatar #82 - haythere (05/09/2010) [-]
they will also **** you with a rake
#61 - raoulrules (05/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Plus, if the damn dragon bite you, its teeth are so filthy with bacterias that you can die of a massive infection.
These are nasty madafakas you don't want to **** with !
User avatar #182 - Hagenite (05/09/2010) [-]
This komodo dragon has a moustache, your argument is invalid.
User avatar #81 - stumpyman (05/09/2010) [-]
pretty sure theres more than one legit dinosaur alive.

what about ******* tyranitar?
#241 - RAWMUNNAEECHOO (05/09/2010) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #234 - wastedspace (05/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
1337th thumb ftw
User avatar #238 - gobblox (05/09/2010) [-]
grab a saddle and a dinosaur and get ready for epicness
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i noticed that ******* everyone forgot birds are dinosaurs too. dumbasses, if you wanna argue with me, look it up
#177 to #175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [-]
If birds are dinosaurs, then humans are apes...

Which is not perfectly right.
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
There is also such a thing called alligators and crocodiles you fag
User avatar #132 to #131 - GeoX (05/09/2010) [-]
and mudkips.
User avatar #64 - Boonytoons (05/09/2010) [-]
**** YEAH
User avatar #51 - FreeCANCER (05/09/2010) [+] (8 replies)
if i ever become a supervillian
I'll have a Komodo Dragon Pit
User avatar #279 - greasedupdeafdude (05/09/2010) [-]
They see me trollin'
They hatin'
#275 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [-]
you forgot about their bites, which can kill a grown man in 4 hours... because of all the bacteria in their mouth... Yeah, why brush your teeth when it can kill a guy?
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [+] (4 replies)
there are no legit dinosaures left.

The fact you clam they are the only ones shows your lack of knowlege, because if a kamodo dragon is a dinosaure then im pretty damn sure a moniter lizard would be one too which according to you isn't.
Besides i know neither are dinosaures they're big lizards thats it. just because somthing was alive during that time doesn't make it a dinosaure. and they're spit isn't venemous its filled with bactiria.And though i don't know i'm pretty sure the spitting in the eyes part is ******** too
#15 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [-]
actually there are a number of reptiles which qualify as dinosaurs, as they haven't evolved since the age of the dinosaurs. These include most large sharks, the tuatara lizard (lives in new zealand, has third "eye" on forehead) and the komodo dragon. Also, dinosaurs weren't just big lizaards, "pure" dinosaurs (not sharks) exist in a separate subclass of reptilia. Maybe you should have educated yourself before humiliating yourself on the net.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Your an idiot. An alligator is a legit dinosaur too cause its been around since dinosaurs. Stupid.
User avatar #295 - XxapolloxX (05/09/2010) [-]
komodo dragon. it eats hobbits for brunch
#236 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2010) [-]
i raise komodo dragons.
#129 - xXHJWtheKidXx (05/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
the komodo dragon also has saliva that if it bites you, the wound will never close, damn komodo you cold
User avatar #134 to #129 - dagold (05/09/2010) [-]
Not too mention it is loaded ith ecoli. Bitches gonna start breathing fire if they keep geting more awesome.
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