Average FPS

I know that feel bro.

But, on the bright side, you never have to go into battle with a half-empty mag!

Always be prepared!

Fuck yeah!

Oh God, that gave me a sophisticated chuckle. You ridiculous bastard.

Who you callin' ridiculous?

You. Who ELSE could I be talking about?

I know right?

>Muzzle inna dirt
>Bullet bandolier on a mag-fed firearm
mfw

She's a fashion designer, functionality wasn't a requirement I guess V_V

But she should know that when it comes to a combat situation, function > form.

Indeed. And I love the /k/ board.

My nigga.

I am nobody's "nigga".

Precisely, you are mein /k/omrade.

Shakhta /k/omrade*

Shakhta Tovarishch!

I alternate between /k/ and Friendly Thread.

A man with a strangely dualistic personality. I respect that.

We tend to stick somewhat together.

At least Arch and I do.

Well, I'm not the only /k/omrade there, 2 others, possibly 4.

Something I might just check out one of these days.

How long have you been on /k/?

Oh, I'm not a regular. I only go on 4chan from time to time. The /k/ board is the one I found the most enjoyable. Not quite as...retarded or perverted.

Zergface?

Nope.

LET THERE BE ZERG!

I've got to be honest, I don't understand whatever reference you were making.

I read it as self-reloading

Shutup anon.

halo taught me to always reload since you needed the entire mag to kill someone

Indeed. Halo was our introduction to FPS games. I remember the first time I saw some older boys playing it...I was flabbergasted that games like that existed, I was about 5 or 6. I remember insisting to play with them until the begrudgingly gave in. And even though I lost everytime, I knew that if I just kept playing, one day...I would be as good as them, No! Even better. And you know what? I am.

where does it say call of duty? if it was ArmA, it would make sense

The gun/style of the gun. It's cod 4.

It's a model straight from Counter-Strike: Source.

The M249 SAW, as it appears in CoD4. Notice how it's *exactly* the same as OP's pic. I guess your username is relevant, huh.

callofduty [dot] wikia [dot] com/wiki/File:M249SAWCoD4.png

in light of your comment, I looked up the M249 viewmodel from CSS. They are indeed different.

My bad, bro.

>"No file by this name exists."

Huh. Here's a picture of it instead of a link.

Thought it was Combat Arms but i was wrong

BF3
Brink
MAG
TF2
Killzone 3

fucking love brink

Teamwork exists in all the battlefield games. Try one.

You're silly.

I had a great team of 4 back when Halo Reach first came out.


Team work out the ass.

The only FPS with even a slight amount of teamwork is BF3, and only if you're playing with friends who aren't 12.

TF2, nuff said,

"MEDIC!"

Medic just leaves me and helps whoever is closest to me instead.

Did you take the health pack? Anyone who takes the health pack doesn't deserve a medic.

Is the fellow closest to you a Heavy? I, as a medic primarily, thoroughly enjoy getting 20 assists per life for every good heavy.

Pocket the best player on the team but heal anyone near them. Everyone wins.

Usually anything but a heavy. Although when it is a heavy I just hide behind them and not care whatsoever.

OKTOBERFEST!!!!

DOCDOR!

That can be said about any FPS, bro.

do you only know those two?
you should get some friends and play ArmA together

*only FPS I've played

But now it makes no sense... What do the numbers now indicate?

how may times posted

goddammit i didn't see the comment below me.

That makes it all the more ironic!

How stoned were they at Warner Bros. they they made this?

I gotta wonder that myself

But you didn't.

i was hoping someone was going to post this reaction...

Also, M249 in CoD has a magazine capacity of 100, not 200.

extended mag o.o pointless but fun for walking around for a good min of continuing fire

CoD4 didn't have extended mags as an attachment.

with a cadence of 750 rpm you would be able to fire for 16 seconds in one trigger motion

"let's try and sound like we know about guns by using the term trigger motion and rpm!"

Most people just say "pulling the trigger" or "holding down the trigger". Even gun experts.

i'm german and a sport marksman, sorry for my poor english

Mods

orlynao

I'm 99% sure you didn't make it.

here is the original with digital date and time stamp. i keep copies of all my content i make.

I would like to point out this proves nothing

if you copy and paste it into MS Paint it registers as being created not being copied

well you got me, i hopped in my time machine and did exactly that...

Actually, this HAS been on the internet for quite some time. At least 1 or 2 years.

Prove it.

I currently have found no way to prove it as I don't memorize content from a year ago. I'm sorry for my lack of proof at your preposterous request. From now on, I'll open Microsoft word and copy every link I see with content just to prove a superfluous point. Did adequately answer your your condescending statement?

Ok, you do realise you can use google images to search an image, to check for other copies?
I did and found the earliest copy is on the 7th of July.
His OC was made on the 6th of July.
Aso, if you don't remember what you see, how would you know if you really saw it years ago?

A curious tool, the brain. It can identify things, and might recollect a little of how long ago it was seen, but can't memorize the specific date of when it was seen. Google images can also be proven to be inaccurate as there are several hundred thousand pages uploaded every day and it can be named differently by many different people.

That weapon is from CS:GO. CS:GO was released a few weeks ago, but this content is before it's release, somewhere around May i believe, which means the picture is taken from the Beta. It couldn't have been from a year ago because they hadn't included the LMG by that time, which is the weapon we see in this content. The joke has properly been here for years, but i think you get my point.

http://images.wikia . com/callofduty/images/0/09/M249SAWCoD4.png

Actuslly it's from COD4, but whatever

Ah, an educated civilian. Thank you for the information, and I will happily admit that I was wrong. Have a thumb, my good sir. I apologize for my mistake.

My, my, my. Look at all the fucks I give!

I do clearly remember this being on here before several times before, so I will believe you..... this time

I shall trust you, possible OP.

I'm curious, have you ever played CoD?

CoD sucks shit.

...

>pirated
>online community.

K.

Teknogods.

Also the average NYPD officer, apparently.

whats the original from this from?

Uwe Boll's Postal, a horrible movie made out of an ultraviolent game. Or, so I've been told. About the only good thing about the movie was that new copies came with copies of the game Postal 2, so hey.

It actually is a decent movie.

Hm, I could be wrong. Postal could be when he graduated from "so bad they're fucking hilarious" to "decent"

I watched it with a few people who never heard of the game, and loved the movie. So blind test shows that it makes an alright movie.

Hey, a stopped clock is right twice a day.

i prefer the racist clock, his times are more important when they are right.

Shit happens when you talk about postal.

That little bitch.

Grrrr. I wish i could slap that kid for the words someone put in his mouth.

I miss the days when I was good at 1.6. Once I got source I became invincible.
I picked it up for the first time the other day and wasnt terrible, but not great.

Dude I played counter strike for like 11 years. Was kinda good in 1.6 in my country. Now sometimes when I don't have nothing to do, I just play CS:S GunGame for shits and giggles. Gosh, I miss those days when CS was the top class game.

I basically just play surf RPG DM servers, and aimagtexture_city DM (if its around)

Our News crew report heavy gunfire here on funnyjunk where the people are covering a reposter as he is reloading.