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i was born blonde.

You did not stop at
the stop sign, May I
see your licence.
Can you hold on
until Hind it In
my hand's .
W st. doos I
look like'?
Rectangular in Anti it has your
shaped _ .. pasture on it...
You on .
My apologies. I did
not you
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User avatar #6 - WhattheNorris (09/11/2012) [+] (33 replies)
**WhattheNorris rolls 989** How many times I've read this and still thought that maybe, just maybe they have sex this time.
User avatar #12 to #6 - xgeneration (09/11/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolls 222**
#97 - mrwwe (09/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**mrwwe rolls 00**
#103 - bulbakip (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#94 - darkrairoxas (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - yojo (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, you're a cop too? You're fine then, traffic laws don't apply to us.
#70 - amsel (09/12/2012) [-]
I did not know that you were a doctor and what not. Wubwubwubwubwub
#102 - vashtehstampede (09/12/2012) [-]
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#87 - ragingflamingos (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#63 - Wumbologist (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This could very well be the oldest repost in all of funnyjunk. No amount of claims to newfaggotry could possibly make any sort of argument that you haven't seen this before believable. Now, since I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a variety of methods by which you can go **** yourself, rather than limiting you to just one. Consider...

-A dildo
-A cucumber
-A thermos (if you're really in the mood for some extra stretch)
-A banana
-A hot dog
-A giant, black phallus
-A giant, horse phallus

Aren't the possibilities endless when you use your imagination? In fact, speaking of imagination...
#50 - beanermaster (09/12/2012) [-]
I've seen this way too many times.
User avatar #49 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I honestly thought they were about to do it....
#10 - darklit (09/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
My penis is telling me to thumb up and my brain is telling me to skip, i may be schizophrenic..
#89 - bothemastaofall (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #19 - supername (09/12/2012) [-]
For some reason I thought they were going to do it.
#4 - anonymous (09/11/2012) [-]
I've seen this a million times, but everytime I can't get over the drawing style. I love it way too much.
#39 - allion (09/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#123 - zombiepigman (09/12/2012) [-]
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