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**WhattheNorris rolls 989** How many times I've read this and still thought that maybe, just maybe they have sex this time.

**mrwwe rolls 00**

oh, you're a cop too? You're fine then, traffic laws don't apply to us.

I did not know that you were a doctor and what not. Wubwubwubwubwub

This could very well be the oldest repost in all of funnyjunk. No amount of claims to newfaggotry could possibly make any sort of argument that you haven't seen this before believable. Now, since I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a variety of methods by which you can go fuck yourself, rather than limiting you to just one. Consider...

-A dildo
-A cucumber
-A thermos (if you're really in the mood for some extra stretch)
-A banana
-A hot dog
-A giant, black phallus
-A giant, horse phallus

Aren't the possibilities endless when you use your imagination? In fact, speaking of imagination...
CREATE SOME FUCKING OC YOU UNORIGINAL PARASITIC REPOSTING TWAT!!!!!!

I've seen this way too many times.

I honestly thought they were about to do it....

My penis is telling me to thumb up and my brain is telling me to skip, i may be schizophrenic..

For some reason I thought they were going to do it.

Am i the only one that thought this was a comic just like My Hot Ass Neighbor....