Samus. World's Greatest Bounty Hunter. She can contort herself into a hail. She must fuck like a tiger.
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Samus

World's Greatest Bounty Hunter

She can contort herself into a hail.
She must fuck like a tiger.
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#1 - pokemonstheshiz (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I doubt she fucks like a tiger.  Can't say for sure, but I'm pretty sure a tiger would just eat your face off
I doubt she fucks like a tiger. Can't say for sure, but I'm pretty sure a tiger would just eat your face off
#6 - FrozenOreo (09/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Imagine if Boba Fett and Samus Aran had a kid, pic related.
#20 to #6 - gildemoono (09/12/2012) [-]
So much for the imagining part.
User avatar #2 - zarallyn ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
She isn't the worlds greatest bounty hunter.
She is the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter.
User avatar #12 - BobWaffle (09/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, her high tech suit converts her into energy inside the ball, so she'd fuck more like plasma.
#15 - qwopfailure (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
pic related
#48 - rickjbucci (09/12/2012) [+] (22 replies)
Dude I love Metroid, and I think Halo is cooler, but Halos guns arent as neat, Metroid's gun is permanently attached to his armor, so, I think he can beat Halo.



pic related, its a pic of Halo. otherwise known as Commander-leader.
#24 - AwesomeSausage (09/12/2012) [+] (27 replies)
I just want you to know that I have 42,000 wallpapers that randomly change every 30 minutes. About an hour after I saw this photo, this came up as my wallpaper. I am astounded at these odds.
#70 - ihatem (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#82 to #70 - waffies ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
#101 - tsurugi (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 - SnugglyWuggly (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The baby.
#4 to #3 - IPointMan (09/11/2012) [-]
Adam.
#97 - shwoodle (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If my Metroid lore serves me right she is infused with Choso DNA, so it be more like fucking a human/bird alien.
#17 - piepiebaby (09/12/2012) [-]
zero suit
#99 - TheInvader (09/12/2012) [-]
i like some cosplay from her

<--- for example
#61 - iliketires (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Her right shoulder looks like the Zerg logo from Starcraft
User avatar #98 - xyxoz (09/12/2012) [-]
Maybe, but she was raised by super-wise birds and has been genetically fused with a life absorbing alien.

So while fucking her, you die a little as she squawks philosophy in your face while rolled up into a perfect sphere.

She'll also steal your shit.
#29 - bazda (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't see a tiger being particularly skilled in the sack. It would probably just end with you, and probably your genitals, being mauled horribly.
#44 - tonythetiger (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #68 - Nihatclodra (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I remember hearing somewhere that when in ball form, her body is converted into pure contained energy: only her armor becomes a ball.
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