Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#7 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply -1
(05/08/2010) [-]
i admit it! i hit that...
#19 to #7 - DOUDE
Reply -3
(05/08/2010) [-]
co-co-co combo breaker!
#8 to #7 - Roswell [OP]
Reply -2
(05/08/2010) [-]
Exactly how much alcohol did it take? I figured you'd be dead before you consumed enough.
#9 to #8 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply +2
(05/08/2010) [-]
10 vodkas and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide
#18 to #9 - missymaam
Reply -1
(05/08/2010) [-]
lmao...seriously, you made me laugh out loud
#20 to #18 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply +1
(05/08/2010) [-]
you liked my story of the encounter of the third kind huh?
#33 to #20 - missymaam
Reply 0
(05/09/2010) [-]
the hydrogen peroxide thing about killed me
#59 to #33 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply 0
(05/09/2010) [-]
too bad it didnt kill my erection last night
#10 to #9 - Roswell [OP]
Reply -1
(05/08/2010) [-]
HAhaha, should've used that peroxide to lighten her eyebrows.
#60 to #10 - missymaam
Reply 0
(05/09/2010) [-]
she should've used it to set herself on fire, starting with her eyebrows.
#11 to #10 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply +1
(05/08/2010) [-]
good sur i tried but the eyebrows fought back, pretty soon her back hair joined in the fight and grabbed my wrists. i told myself i already had vodka i guess i will just guzzle the peroxide. so i bit off my own wrist like a caged coyote and wolfed down the bottle (btw side note coyote and wolf pun intended). i grabbed a pair of weed whackers thankfully and convienantly placed in the motel we were in and after i hacked down the hair i mounted and was done in 3.5 min. any longer i would be one of two things, Chuck Norris or dead. so i hopped off her and took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again. then i washed my downstairs with bacon. The end
#12 to #11 - Roswell [OP]
Reply 0
(05/08/2010) [-]
haha, bacon is the only cure for drunken sex with an ugly chick.
#13 to #12 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply +2
(05/08/2010) [-]
doesnt get rid of crabs though.
#14 to #13 - Roswell [OP]
Reply 0
(05/08/2010) [-]
I imagine it would make them stronger as bacon makes everything stronger.
#15 to #14 - MUTHATRUCKA
Reply +2
(05/08/2010) [-]
correct. i still sleep with a remington shotgun.