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User avatar #7 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
i admit it! i hit that...
User avatar #19 to #7 - DOUDE (05/08/2010) [-]
co-co-co combo breaker!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Roswell (05/08/2010) [-]
Exactly how much alcohol did it take? I figured you'd be dead before you consumed enough.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
10 vodkas and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide
#18 to #9 - missymaam (05/08/2010) [-]
lmao...seriously, you made me laugh out loud
User avatar #20 to #18 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
you liked my story of the encounter of the third kind huh?
#33 to #20 - missymaam (05/09/2010) [-]
the hydrogen peroxide thing about killed me
User avatar #59 to #33 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/09/2010) [-]
too bad it didnt kill my erection last night
User avatar #10 to #9 - Roswell (05/08/2010) [-]
HAhaha, should've used that peroxide to lighten her eyebrows.
#60 to #10 - missymaam (05/09/2010) [-]
she should've used it to set herself on fire, starting with her eyebrows.
User avatar #11 to #10 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
good sur i tried but the eyebrows fought back, pretty soon her back hair joined in the fight and grabbed my wrists. i told myself i already had vodka i guess i will just guzzle the peroxide. so i bit off my own wrist like a caged coyote and wolfed down the bottle (btw side note coyote and wolf pun intended). i grabbed a pair of weed whackers thankfully and convienantly placed in the motel we were in and after i hacked down the hair i mounted and was done in 3.5 min. any longer i would be one of two things, Chuck Norris or dead. so i hopped off her and took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again. then i washed my downstairs with bacon. The end
User avatar #12 to #11 - Roswell (05/08/2010) [-]
haha, bacon is the only cure for drunken sex with an ugly chick.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
doesnt get rid of crabs though.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Roswell (05/08/2010) [-]
I imagine it would make them stronger as bacon makes everything stronger.
User avatar #15 to #14 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/08/2010) [-]
correct. i still sleep with a remington shotgun.
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