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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#29 - Faeldrake
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(05/09/2010) [-]
You call THAT disgusting? You have no idea dear friend, meet my ex's parents...
User avatar #1 - flesheater
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(05/08/2010) [-]
them eyebrows are starting a colony
User avatar #32 to #1 - TheEpikFailGuy
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(05/09/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
They have legs, I tell you!
User avatar #37 - Turquoise
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Maybe her husband is into bestiality, idk, she is pretty attractive for a opossum.
User avatar #27 - LazyPuppy
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(05/09/2010) [-]
I'd hit it... with a *insert blunt object here*
#28 to #27 - DudeManRyan
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(05/09/2010) [-]
dildo
#31 to #27 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #42 - TheFreshPrince
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(05/09/2010) [-]
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG--
User avatar #4 - IttehBittehKittehM
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(05/08/2010) [-]
Oh.dear.god.
O_O
They eyebrows will star in my nightmares...
Waiiiit..... What does the CHILD look like?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
It would be nice to know.
User avatar #36 - Oblivionsbane
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(05/09/2010) [-]
problem is that someone could be worse than her :(((((
User avatar #34 - jogz
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(05/09/2010) [-]
Id hit that..........with a ******* rake!
User avatar #35 to #34 - cmm
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(05/09/2010) [-]
I'd tap that........with a nuke from 1,000 miles away!
User avatar #7 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
i admit it! i hit that...
User avatar #19 to #7 - DOUDE
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(05/08/2010) [-]
co-co-co combo breaker!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
Exactly how much alcohol did it take? I figured you'd be dead before you consumed enough.
User avatar #9 to #8 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
10 vodkas and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide
#18 to #9 - missymaam
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(05/08/2010) [-]
lmao...seriously, you made me laugh out loud
User avatar #20 to #18 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
you liked my story of the encounter of the third kind huh?
#33 to #20 - missymaam
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(05/09/2010) [-]
the hydrogen peroxide thing about killed me
User avatar #59 to #33 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/09/2010) [-]
too bad it didnt kill my erection last night
User avatar #10 to #9 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
HAhaha, should've used that peroxide to lighten her eyebrows.
User avatar #11 to #10 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
good sur i tried but the eyebrows fought back, pretty soon her back hair joined in the fight and grabbed my wrists. i told myself i already had vodka i guess i will just guzzle the peroxide. so i bit off my own wrist like a caged coyote and wolfed down the bottle (btw side note coyote and wolf pun intended). i grabbed a pair of weed whackers thankfully and convienantly placed in the motel we were in and after i hacked down the hair i mounted and was done in 3.5 min. any longer i would be one of two things, Chuck Norris or dead. so i hopped off her and took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again. then i washed my downstairs with bacon. The end
User avatar #12 to #11 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
haha, bacon is the only cure for drunken sex with an ugly chick.
User avatar #13 to #12 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
doesnt get rid of crabs though.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Roswell [OP]
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(05/08/2010) [-]
I imagine it would make them stronger as bacon makes everything stronger.
User avatar #15 to #14 - MUTHATRUCKA
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(05/08/2010) [-]
correct. i still sleep with a remington shotgun.
#60 to #10 - missymaam
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(05/09/2010) [-]
she should've used it to set herself on fire, starting with her eyebrows.
User avatar #16 - MySocksAreRed
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(05/08/2010) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!