"Is this really what you want?". . Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened. A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared
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"Is this really what you want?"

Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened.
A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared to
be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt.
Uturn quietly to face him.
Is this what you really want?" .
He reaches for the gun.
Because f it is, a lot of good people are going to die tonight."
He slowly pulls it from his holster.
Son, before you do this, Iwant you to know..."
He starts aiming, and he hasn' t wiped that grin off his face.
Th at Anth ony is here too."
My roommate unleashes a ******* tsunami of darts from his gun, and
while our adversary is distracted Udraw my Maverick from it' s place in
my desk. What happens next is a fourth floor nerf war, the likes of
which Ne never seen before.
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#4 - anon (09/10/2012) [-]
I think that's a bit weird when a guy walks into a room wearing nothing but a nerf gun on his belt...
User avatar #42 to #4 - rayjax (09/11/2012) [-]
bet anon wish he logged in
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#238 to #237 - rayjax (09/12/2012) [-]
I didn't even mean to hate, i was just sayin how he must be kickn himself in the butt, I meant no hate :(
User avatar #243 to #238 - deathstare (09/12/2012) [-]
Not immediately, you probably only recently found out.
Kudos for not deleting though, thumbs up.
User avatar #246 to #243 - rayjax (09/12/2012) [-]
**rayjax rolls 988** i never delete unless its a roll
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#142 to #42 - magicalcowski (09/11/2012) [-]
Have you ever thought that some people dont have accounts?
Have you ever thought that some people dont have accounts?
#153 to #142 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
I've been lurking on this site for almost a year, but I've never made an account. Now my black son (the pinkiest pie) has made it 60 minutes for posting again as anon, and has disabled anon pictures. I guess I'll have to make an account. BLEH
User avatar #159 to #153 - christopherdolan (09/11/2012) [-]
**christopherdolan rolls 02** will these dubs give me the authority to deside your name and avatar?
#217 to #159 - ireallyhateorphans (09/11/2012) [-]
No, apparently they won't.
User avatar #228 to #217 - christopherdolan (09/11/2012) [-]
**christopherdolan rolls 49** well what about these?
User avatar #157 to #142 - yodasoda (09/11/2012) [-]
hey troy :3
User avatar #230 to #42 - ganjalf (09/11/2012) [-]
For all that matters... i thumbed up.
#232 to #42 - chopyourhandoff (09/11/2012) [-]
bet you wish you didn't
bet you wish you didn't
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#231 to #4 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
You obviously haven't been to college
User avatar #97 - androanomaly (09/11/2012) [-]
"wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt"
I can only assume that he was naked.
#99 to #97 - mlpmeh (09/11/2012) [-]
He was totally naked.
And then the 4th floor naked nerf war began.
#5 - jesusfish (09/10/2012) [-]
NERF WAR ************ !
#9 to #5 - waffies (09/11/2012) [-]
POP POP POP 			************		 WONT DROP!
POP POP POP ************ WONT DROP!
User avatar #177 to #9 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
I used to have that exact nerf gun. Lost half of the darts the first night, and my arm was sore from the pumping. All in all best purchase of my life.
User avatar #181 - KazumaKyu (09/11/2012) [-]
"... wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

This did not go as I expected it to.
User avatar #195 to #181 - mrfartypants (09/11/2012) [-]
i thought he was naked with only a belt with a nerfgun attached to it
witch would lead to lots of forced sexing
User avatar #186 to #181 - anonymousattorney (09/11/2012) [-]
Well, he did say it was a war the likes of which he's never seen before.
User avatar #188 to #186 - KazumaKyu (09/11/2012) [-]
And now I'm thinking of alternate uses for a nerf Magnum.

None of them are very sanitary.
#191 to #188 - anteros (09/11/2012) [-]
Could you even sex a nerf gun, I mean dont they rotate? That would do a number on your dick man.
User avatar #192 to #191 - KazumaKyu (09/11/2012) [-]
Er. Hadn't even gotten there, yet.

Was thinking something much more rear-oriented, honestly.
#194 to #192 - anteros (09/11/2012) [-]
As the bullets are shot it massages your prostate
#189 - ianosity (09/11/2012) [-]
When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
#204 to #189 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
or until someone cries :(
#143 - qjmihuia (09/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #146 to #143 - Schultan (09/11/2012) [-]
i laugh harder everytime i watch it
#66 - Namikaze (09/11/2012) [-]
TFW it's all over
#203 to #66 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
What does TFW stand for?
#209 to #203 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
their face when
#180 to #66 - primerpower (09/11/2012) [-]
**primerpower rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Stuck ** MFW i have spaghetti arms
#182 - nexuz (09/11/2012) [-]
**nexuz rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Blood donation **
#172 - JudasLitl (09/11/2012) [-]
IT HAS BEGUN
User avatar #176 to #172 - fungyei (09/11/2012) [-]
Which short video is this from?
User avatar #183 to #176 - andythehuman (09/11/2012) [-]
youtube?
User avatar #184 to #183 - fungyei (09/11/2012) [-]
Thanks for that! But what is the video called?
User avatar #185 to #184 - andythehuman (09/11/2012) [-]
great office war.
i typed in office nerf war and found it.
more specifically, it was made by a group called Run Away Box
#152 - exrflarion (09/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #152 - nalkir (09/11/2012) [-]
is it only me or its a bit ironic cos kid looks for some nazi **** while its using american thompson ...
User avatar #165 to #160 - Trrave ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
What?
#168 to #165 - fedor (09/11/2012) [-]
He's trying to say that the kid, looks like a nazi, which is ironic since that gun is an american Thompson.
User avatar #241 to #168 - Trrave ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Ooooooooh, okay.
User avatar #244 to #241 - Trrave ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
See I just thought it was a dapper looking kid from the 60s or some **** . Don't really see the Nazi in him, but alrighty.
User avatar #167 to #165 - xfortune (09/11/2012) [-]
I think he means: He thinks the kid looks like a Nazi, but the gun he is using is American.
User avatar #242 to #167 - Trrave ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Ah ha, thanks.
#166 to #165 - nalkir (09/11/2012) [-]
dont you understand ?
#201 - kanodean (09/11/2012) [-]
what concerns me is that he said ONLY a nerf gun and a smirk.
#219 to #201 - perronfan (09/11/2012) [-]
RAs face when he walks in from the commotion
RAs face when he walks in from the commotion
#208 to #201 - blackberryjack (09/11/2012) [-]
lol I was wondering if anyone else caught on.
#163 - reretzu (09/11/2012) [-]
I cannot use a nerf gun on this content, but I have something.
I cannot use a nerf gun on this content, but I have something.
User avatar #148 - tripscausedthis (09/11/2012) [-]
My mate lost his job and I was on reduced hours so as a result we spent about 4 weeks modding nerf rifles (the first we had ever bought) angel breached, extra springs, laser pointers mounted inside with a toggle switch, new paint and solid tipped darts. a few weeks after some nerdy mates invited me to their nerf party, I shoot one girl in the neck with my beast of a weapon and she cried...no longer invited to those parties.
#50 - theglaw (09/11/2012) [-]
<yfw you are the last man standing after that
#13 - Bova (09/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #47 - denoface (09/11/2012) [-]
I don't like to say "Epic" too often... But this earned it. Epic.
User avatar #54 - agitatedscientist (09/11/2012) [-]
"...wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

Was... was this guy naked aside from the belt?
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