"Is this really what you want?". . Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened. A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared
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"Is this really what you want?"

Last night at approximately 12 o' clock, something happened.
A second year slowly walked into my room, wearing what appeared to
be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt.
Uturn quietly to face him.
Is this what you really want?" .
He reaches for the gun.
Because f it is, a lot of good people are going to die tonight."
He slowly pulls it from his holster.
Son, before you do this, Iwant you to know..."
He starts aiming, and he hasn' t wiped that grin off his face.
Th at Anth ony is here too."
My roommate unleashes a ******* tsunami of darts from his gun, and
while our adversary is distracted Udraw my Maverick from it' s place in
my desk. What happens next is a fourth floor nerf war, the likes of
which Ne never seen before.
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Submitted: 09/10/2012
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#4 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [+] (20 replies)
I think that's a bit weird when a guy walks into a room wearing nothing but a nerf gun on his belt...
#5 - jesusfish (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
NERF WAR ************ !
#66 - Namikaze (09/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
TFW it's all over
User avatar #97 - androanomaly (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt"
I can only assume that he was naked.
User avatar #181 - KazumaKyu (09/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"... wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

This did not go as I expected it to.
#8 - waffies (09/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This is what i envisioned when they talked about this guy walking in. Trying to be badass.... but not
This is what i envisioned when they talked about this guy walking in. Trying to be badass.... but not
#11 to #8 - tiredofannon (09/11/2012) [-]
You've clearly never had a dorm wide nerf war.
It was my 'Nam man. I have flashbacks. My roommate was ambushed going for a twix. The got the room next door during a surprise midnight raid. Sometimes, you'd open your door, only to hear the sound of someone pumping their gun softly nearby, and you wouldn't know if they were friend or foe. I still cannot to this day look at a nerf gun without breaking down.
Nah, they're just ******* fun and a good time waster in a small college with nothing to do.
#189 - ianosity (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
When my roommates and I run out of darts, we unsheathe our nerf swords and duel. Until the sun sets on the horizon.
User avatar #54 - agitatedscientist (09/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"...wearing what appeared to be only a smirk and a nerf gun on his belt."

Was... was this guy naked aside from the belt?
#143 - qjmihuia (09/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#172 - JudasLitl (09/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
IT HAS BEGUN
#28 - anonymous (09/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
sounds like one of those faggots that play that zombies vs. humans game at my school
User avatar #29 to #28 - TheHaloGuy (09/11/2012) [-]
And you sound like someone who doesn't know how to have fun and doesn't have any friends...
#182 - nexuz (09/11/2012) [-]
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#152 - exrflarion (09/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#201 - kanodean (09/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what concerns me is that he said ONLY a nerf gun and a smirk.
User avatar #148 - tripscausedthis (09/11/2012) [-]
My mate lost his job and I was on reduced hours so as a result we spent about 4 weeks modding nerf rifles (the first we had ever bought) angel breached, extra springs, laser pointers mounted inside with a toggle switch, new paint and solid tipped darts. a few weeks after some nerdy mates invited me to their nerf party, I shoot one girl in the neck with my beast of a weapon and she cried...no longer invited to those parties.
#163 - reretzu (09/11/2012) [-]
I cannot use a nerf gun on this content, but I have something.
I cannot use a nerf gun on this content, but I have something.
#50 - theglaw ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
<yfw you are the last man standing after that
#13 - Bova (09/11/2012) [-]
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