The consequences of googling a symptom.. Grandma, drink your prune juice!. I Have a small headache You have a stage IV Brain Tumor.. Every time I try to look up my symptoms for something I always end up being pregnant! And Im a guy!! stomach ache, bloating, sore throat....pregnancy and mornin PRUUUUUNE JUICE
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#42 - beroty (09/11/2012) [-]
>be me   
>have a red dot on my left arm   
>search it on google   
>Cancer and HIV   
>MFW
>be me
>have a red dot on my left arm
>search it on google
>Cancer and HIV
>MFW
#55 to #42 - theugandanhero (09/11/2012) [-]
No dude, just means the coffee's done.
#63 to #42 - Xii ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
red dot? beware of snipers
User avatar #4 - TheBrickShitter (09/11/2012) [-]
Every time I try to look up my symptoms for something I always end up being pregnant! And Im a guy!! stomach ache, bloating, sore throat....pregnancy and morning sickness can be treated by..... what the **** ! isnt there like a male/ female check box???
#7 to #4 - chilipadiboy (09/11/2012) [-]
Sounds like someone is in denial. Should have use protection!
#21 to #7 - elamosupremo (09/11/2012) [-]
bah, ignore him he is a whore...
#95 to #21 - TheBrickShitter (09/11/2012) [-]
I thought it was funny. thumbed him up.
#96 to #21 - chilipadiboy (09/12/2012) [-]
Huh? What?? 0_0
#97 to #96 - elamosupremo (09/12/2012) [-]
the joke was that the guy went around ******* a lot of people with out a condom and there for i named him a whore but it was a horrible joke, sorry.
#80 to #10 - dengekisushi (09/11/2012) [-]
MFW at my job I called a girl whose dad said she was just diagnosed with lymphoma.
#30 - sillylittlefuckers (09/11/2012) [-]
mfw googling symptoms
mfw googling symptoms
#43 - giustobuffo (09/11/2012) [-]
Here is a true story that happened in 2008.

Had splitting headache that I can't remember.
Next day everyone asks me if Im okay.
Don't remember what happened.
Forget about the weirdness.
3 months later my left eye goes dead.
feelsbadman.jpg
Go to doctor.
Actually have brain tumor.
feelsworseman.jpg
Get surgery.
Live.
mfw I realized I shoulda remembered what I forgot to forget to remember when I forgot.
#60 - stormeye (09/11/2012) [-]
After returning from a campout where I was pretty much eaten alive by mosquitoes, no matter how much repellent I put on, I felt a bit fluish and looked up the symptoms.  It said I had West Nile Virus.   
   
MFW it actually was West Nile Virus.
After returning from a campout where I was pretty much eaten alive by mosquitoes, no matter how much repellent I put on, I felt a bit fluish and looked up the symptoms. It said I had West Nile Virus.

MFW it actually was West Nile Virus.
#53 - dabawse (09/11/2012) [-]
All the 			*******		 time.. Last week my brain was going to swell up within three days to the point where I could only be offered emotional support.
All the ******* time.. Last week my brain was going to swell up within three days to the point where I could only be offered emotional support.
#34 - josieabby (09/11/2012) [-]
every. time.
#62 to #34 - jmillenium (09/11/2012) [-]
Do you spend any time on 9gag cause that would explain it?
#12 - salmoneus (09/11/2012) [-]
Finally... it's relevant...
User avatar #58 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
If you think this is funny, look up psychological symptoms on Google.
Apparently I suffer from numerous neurological disorders.
#5 - orangepikmin (09/11/2012) [-]
Things that wouldn't make your sick girlfriend feel better
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#23 to #5 - queencardvike (09/11/2012) [-]
my dick
User avatar #44 to #5 - zedfourhundred (09/11/2012) [-]
adopting a black baby
User avatar #66 to #5 - ninaf (09/11/2012) [-]
Making me a sandwich.
#24 to #5 - John Cena (09/11/2012) [-]
Me: Oh No! The Hydroxyimethylene Ether is missing! We have to find it and hope it is sealed! If the seal in broken, the highly concentrated gas will flood the house and cause stomach aches, coughing, and headaches... quickly followed by rapid aging and agonizing pain as your bones practically dissolve! Wait... what did you say was wrong with you again?
Girlfriend: A have a cold and my head and stomach hurts....
Me [grabs her by the shoulders, completely ecstatic]: You found it! Now we just have to call the CDC...
[start dialing]
Me[turns around to face her with the ultimate grim expression]: Be brave darling, your autopsy will produce major advances in chemical warfare. Be brave...
User avatar #11 to #5 - raquelian (09/11/2012) [-]
my dick in a sandwhich
User avatar #13 to #5 - misterbonzo (09/11/2012) [-]
Got it all covered, just took out a huge life insurance policy.
User avatar #15 to #5 - shadowbloodedge (09/11/2012) [-]
And You're positive that you're just pregnant?
User avatar #8 to #5 - necrophyxia (09/11/2012) [-]
Suck it up and get me that damn sandwich
User avatar #9 to #5 - infinitereaper (09/11/2012) [-]
I poisoned you
User avatar #6 to #5 - Slashlord (09/11/2012) [-]
Are you sure it's not just your time of the month?
#84 - thatkiddonovan (09/11/2012) [-]
My Contribution.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Giganova ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
hahahaha! awesome!
#38 - TheBigGummyBear (09/11/2012) [-]
I had a cold and was feeling thirsty quite often, every Google link convinced me I had diabetes. FOR 			****		 SAKES GOOGLE IT WAS JUST A COLD.
I had a cold and was feeling thirsty quite often, every Google link convinced me I had diabetes. FOR **** SAKES GOOGLE IT WAS JUST A COLD.
#87 to #38 - mrpeppers (09/11/2012) [-]
Googles FW
User avatar #39 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Only time i googled why i felt ill, i had 2 options:
1. Lack of sleep: sleep more
2. My thyroid is broken.

Guess wich one was the real cause.
User avatar #40 to #39 - anaphase (09/11/2012) [-]
lack of sleep?
#41 to #40 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Bingo!
#29 - psydoc (09/11/2012) [-]
#71 - fiddyone (09/11/2012) [-]
I refuse to google my symptoms anymore. Last time I did, I had internal bleeding in my lungs....
#49 - nippleyunicorn (09/11/2012) [-]
literally just happened to me...
User avatar #65 - torexofthenight (09/11/2012) [-]
I googled the symptoms to my Systemic Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis, I was born with it. According to the internet I have cancer....
#59 - fukyeahraptorr (09/11/2012) [-]
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