Using your head.... Omegle using its head. You' re now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: thou could have any useless superpower
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Omegle using its head

You' re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
thou could have any useless superpower, what would it bel? inba no superpowers power
Stranger 1: Wow
Stranger 1: I would obviosly have the power to make people **** their pants
Stranger 1: Standing in a line
Stra nger 2: I would want the power to get nutrients from anything-
Stranger 1: Boom
Stranger 2: Like, eating sand would sustain me.
Stranger 1: I pater my power
Stranger 1: _
Stranger 1: Get to the front of any line asap
Stranger 2: With our powers combined, we could make people **** themselves, and then he off of the **** .
Stranger 1: My god
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Submitted: 09/09/2012
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User avatar #38 - marlkarxthethird (09/10/2012) [+] (12 replies)
The ability to travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
#7 - nsfwanon ONLINE (09/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The power to make my internal organs invisible.

The power to go blind at any given time.

The power to have sudden-onset amneisia

The power to break any bone in my body with a single thought

The power to turn my feet completely frictionless (because that'll end well)

The power to stretch my leg hair

The power to pass through walls but only if they're 20% titanium

The power to be omnipotent but only for 1 second every other sunday

That'll do.
#104 - shadowbloodedge (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Telepathically control mayonnaise.
User avatar #10 - funnyjunktitan (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
the power to be able to figure out exactly what color something is
User avatar #89 - ProfessorGigsTwo (09/10/2012) [-]
The ability to travel forward through time...at the speed of time.
User avatar #52 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
The ability to throw rocks that are less than 7 cm in diameter
an extra 5 meters.

Note: This power only works on a tuesday between 9 AM and 2 PM.
Also there's a 5-week recharge rate.
User avatar #141 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
A few:
to summon a lamp. Once.
to make automatic doors open a fraction of a second faster for you.
to communicate with fruit.
to have acid tears.
to have 75% levitation.
to attract bullets.
to read your own mind.
to have instant hairloss.
to have abnormal arm hair growth.
to revive dead bugs.
to have ultra fast aging.
to have invisible handwriting.
to have super strength for 1 second of the day.
to turn into a laptop. Forever.
To seduce hats.
#144 to #141 - natanhiel (09/10/2012) [-]
>Find dead ant nest
>Revive them all
>Ants are in your debt
>Form Ant army
>Take over the neighbourhood with your ants
>Command your Ants to spread and recruit the neighbourhood Ants
>Repeat with the city
>Repeat with the country
>Continent
>Hemisphere
>World
>Ruler of world and insects





NOT SO USELESS NOW, MOTHER ******
#109 - evilanakie ONLINE (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the ability to express my opinion
the ability to express my opinion
#87 - chest (09/10/2012) [-]
Solar-powered night vision.
#118 - deliciousdee (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I will be Man Man! With all the strength, speed, and intelligence of one man!
I will be Man Man! With all the strength, speed, and intelligence of one man!
User avatar #63 - kebabman (09/10/2012) [-]
the ability to travel back in time to any point in the past 100 years only to arrive in that time in a coma to which you wake up from at the exact moment you originally time travelled in
User avatar #37 - ImaTumor (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
for me it would have to be the ability to change the color of my eyes-or anyone else's-to any color at will.
User avatar #36 - semisane (09/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Power to make anyone **** their pants is useless?
Make a presidential/prime minister candidate **** their pants in every speech they give. No way they'll win an election like that.
User avatar #33 - pickingAnameSUCKS (09/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
People really don't pick completely useless powers though. When I think useless, it's more like: the ability to telepathically communicate to someone you'll never meet, for five seconds, in a dead language. Once.

Find a use for that, and receive my blessing of a thumb. Once.
User avatar #34 to #33 - semisane (09/10/2012) [-]
Tell Caeser to trust nobody. Not even Brutus.
You never said it had to be someone in the present.
+5
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User avatar #123 - cubanwhiteman (09/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The ability to **** used condoms.


Because I already have that power.
#119 - aBlindMoron (09/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The ability to sing dubstep.
#131 to #128 - aBlindMoron (09/10/2012) [-]
>pointless superpowers
User avatar #68 - darktoucan (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the ability to become invisible when no one is looking
User avatar #14 - gonnadiealoneonfj (09/10/2012) [-]
Solar powered night vision
#21 - tehlulzbringer (09/10/2012) [-]
Hmmm...
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