Using your head.... Omegle using its head. You' re now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: thou could have any useless superpower
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Omegle using its head

You' re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
thou could have any useless superpower, what would it bel? inba no superpowers power
Stranger 1: Wow
Stranger 1: I would obviosly have the power to make people **** their pants
Stranger 1: Standing in a line
Stra nger 2: I would want the power to get nutrients from anything-
Stranger 1: Boom
Stranger 2: Like, eating sand would sustain me.
Stranger 1: I pater my power
Stranger 1: _
Stranger 1: Get to the front of any line asap
Stranger 2: With our powers combined, we could make people **** themselves, and then he off of the **** .
Stranger 1: My god
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Submitted: 09/09/2012
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#180 - absolyst (09/10/2012) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but those sound like some pretty damn useful powers to me.
User avatar #181 to #180 - chapter (09/10/2012) [-]
That's what I thought as well.
Should be like this ; Superfast swimming but allergic to water.
User avatar #179 - ipwnallnubz (09/10/2012) [-]
Those wouldn't be useless, though. They're just strange.
User avatar #177 - afuzzypenguinmerp (09/10/2012) [-]
Here are the results of my other omegle answers, if anyone is interested..
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4084157/Useless+Superpowers/

I'm not sure if links work ._.
#176 - amuter (09/10/2012) [-]
The power to talk about peoples face while swearing without them getting mad about it.
#173 - yurilowenthall (09/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at Childhood McDonalds ** what my super power looks like
User avatar #172 - suckcarsonandsee (09/10/2012) [-]
Last time I went on omegle I saw a guy sticking a thermometer down his penis hole, nuff said, never again.
#174 to #172 - afuzzypenguinmerp (09/10/2012) [-]
bad images. BAD IMAGES.
#170 - moustachefingers (09/10/2012) [-]
The power to grow/shape awesome beards with my mind. Yeah, that would be cool.
#168 - Allick (09/10/2012) [-]
Just Gunna Leave This Here . . .
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#165 - tonythetiger (09/10/2012) [-]
**tonythetiger rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at God Dammit **
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User avatar #164 - supername (09/10/2012) [-]
I already have a superpower it is the ability to convert food into poop.
User avatar #182 to #164 - superpower (09/10/2012) [-]
Hello supername. I am superpower. You called?
User avatar #183 to #182 - supername (09/11/2012) [-]
Sorry but this is a slight misunderstanding I was using your name literally and not as a name. By the way superpower what do you think about my superpower?
User avatar #159 - WildRover (09/10/2012) [-]
I'd choose Ant-Man's power
User avatar #156 - poopyloopy (09/10/2012) [-]
But those are useful superpowers, a good useless one would have to be counterproductive. Like the ability to smell every fart that exists in the world at any moment.
User avatar #153 - marindoom (09/10/2012) [-]
the power to turn of all the lights in my apartment with a blink of the eye on every tuesday at 13:37 o'clock
User avatar #142 - gangstafish (09/10/2012) [-]
**gangstafish rolls 17**
User avatar #141 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [-]
A few:
to summon a lamp. Once.
to make automatic doors open a fraction of a second faster for you.
to communicate with fruit.
to have acid tears.
to have 75% levitation.
to attract bullets.
to read your own mind.
to have instant hairloss.
to have abnormal arm hair growth.
to revive dead bugs.
to have ultra fast aging.
to have invisible handwriting.
to have super strength for 1 second of the day.
to turn into a laptop. Forever.
To seduce hats.
#185 to #141 - nsfwanon (09/11/2012) [-]
You'd have been better off just posting the picture. You can do better than that.
#144 to #141 - natanhiel (09/10/2012) [-]
>Find dead ant nest
>Revive them all
>Ants are in your debt
>Form Ant army
>Take over the neighbourhood with your ants
>Command your Ants to spread and recruit the neighbourhood Ants
>Repeat with the city
>Repeat with the country
>Continent
>Hemisphere
>World
>Ruler of world and insects





NOT SO USELESS NOW, MOTHER ******
User avatar #145 to #144 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [-]
So why thumb me down?
#150 to #145 - robotcomander (09/10/2012) [-]
look at comment 71 dumbass
User avatar #154 to #150 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [-]
Why, is it the same thing? And even if it is, I'll honestly say I got all of those from: http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=6648 so neither of us are original. Also, I wasn't trying to get thumbs, just sharing some funny on this site. And if your gonna complain about me saying the same thing someone else said like 6 pages ago, then I guess that says a lot about how hard you are trying to get people mad. And "dumbass" isn't really appropriate for this situation, considering that you are saying I'm less intelligent for not checking every comment page before posting. This is just one of the reasons I don't like commenting on this site as much as I used to. People like to B&C too much over the internet.
#147 to #145 - natanhiel (09/10/2012) [-]
I didn't. Must have been someone else.
I didn't. Must have been someone else.
User avatar #149 to #147 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [-]
Thumb me back up? :D
#151 to #149 - natanhiel (09/10/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#155 to #151 - captchakid (09/10/2012) [-]
Thanks bro. And badass gifs too.
User avatar #139 - bushingenna (09/10/2012) [-]
but those powers seem pretty useful
#138 - robotcomander (09/10/2012) [-]
some my friends and i just thought up:
Spit at 75 miles per hour
Shoot carrots out of hands
never have to blink
temporary enlarge/shrink body parts
Piss straight to your right
make others blink
get song stuck in others head
sneeze glitter
#162 to #138 - revorce (09/10/2012) [-]
MFW enlarge body parts.
#178 to #162 - robotcomander (09/10/2012) [-]
or slowly shrink your nose during a conversation
#140 to #138 - robotcomander (09/10/2012) [-]
and bacon-vision
User avatar #137 - ItTheClown (09/10/2012) [-]
The ability to see the future... in the past.



So you can see the future, but it would be in the time of the past, so you'd see something that would happen in a week, two weeks ago
User avatar #163 to #137 - hickerydickery (09/10/2012) [-]
Absolutely not useful. Think about everything you could know with this power. Every single bit of the history of our universe, because as long as it's in the past, you can see it.

So bassically, you're "useless" power, is being able to see the past.

Not useless.
#136 - trollanator (09/10/2012) [-]
**trollanator rolled a random image posted in comment #1060769 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** < my superhero costume

My powers would be to turn dogs into cats
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