Hypochondriasis

Got really bad pains in my knees.

I have lung cancer.

My butt itches, google it.

Oh shit I have prostate cancer... and google adds insult to injury by displaying this picture with my search. You're a cold bitch google.

i just sneezed
*look up on webmd*
>are you also warm?
well now that you mention it, i am a little toasty
>is your vision fuzzy
i can barely read the page
>have you crapped in the past year
yes i have
>are you white
oh god damnit i got the white man's burden coming on
>your possible results are AIDS, random instantaneous death syndrome, salmonella, diptheria or pregnancy
shit i'm pregnant

Stuffy nose
Look it up
Brain cancer

i always have cancer or diabetes


I already have diabetes

Basically every single symptom ever ends up with "you have cancer".

For the past 2 months have been having anxiety problems. All stemming from my problem with being sick.

I don't get sick often. But when I do, it's bad. Usually I don't worry but since the West Nile outbreak I've had reason to worry and that's what's been happening. Once it hits the winter months I'll get better.

>Have a bit of a cough and sniffles
>google it
>'give up now, you'r gonna die'

I was in the emergency room a week ago because I looked up my symptoms and thought I had lung cancer.

>back pain
>blood in urine
>no infection
>webMD says kidney failure
>shit

I have a mild headache.

Going to die from brain tumor.

Managed to convince myself I had an STD before i had even had sex when I was ill and younger...damn you internet!

This is it funnyjunk. My fingers are slowly killing me.

This is a real screenshot from yahoo health.

So I got fever.. OH GOD! THE INTERNET SAYS I'M IN A COMA!

Anyone ever get those weird pains for no reason when your high? they ususally go away after like 10 mins

Huge pain in my ear canal for no reason.