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#6
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dominikq (09/10/2012) [+]
(18 replies)
Three days after. Superman is killed by army, starship is taken down by army, and guy with cash is being chased by the tax office. At least guy with girl can get laid.
#50
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thatonesmartdude (09/10/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
I'd wish for true love...
1) The X-wing requires fuel I have no access to, I know not how to fly it, and I'm sure there'd be some FAA problems.
2) A single wheelbarrow full of money lasts only so long, it would be REALLY heavy, and there's the possibility that someone steals it or kills me for it.
3) Having Superman's abilities would scare the crap out of the government, causing them to send the entire military to either kill me or trap me for scientific testing. If that doesn't happen, there's still all of society expecting me to save every single person on the planet that gets into any kind of trouble. Either, I'd be busy 60/60/24/7/52 (every second of every minute...) trying to save people and still coming up short, or I'd be hated by all of mankind for using my powers for my own entertainment.
4) If it is indeed TRUE love, she'll be with me no matter what. She saw the X-wing, she saw the new Superman, she saw the pile of cash, yet she still stands at my side. She'll do everything in her ability to make me happy (sex & sandwiches whenever I want). She'd have the same interests, hobbies, and sense of humor as I do, which means no boredom, ever. She'd find me handsome and I'd find her gorgeous, so we could have the time of our lives by simply staring at each other. She'd encourage and assist me in accomplishing my dreams. We'd get married and, if we want them, we'd have a kid or two. Finding a mate and setting in motion the next generation is the most basic of all human desires, resulting in the highest state of euphoria a person may ever know.
TL;DR
I would wish for true love as even cold logic says it's the best choice.
1) The X-wing requires fuel I have no access to, I know not how to fly it, and I'm sure there'd be some FAA problems.
2) A single wheelbarrow full of money lasts only so long, it would be REALLY heavy, and there's the possibility that someone steals it or kills me for it.
3) Having Superman's abilities would scare the crap out of the government, causing them to send the entire military to either kill me or trap me for scientific testing. If that doesn't happen, there's still all of society expecting me to save every single person on the planet that gets into any kind of trouble. Either, I'd be busy 60/60/24/7/52 (every second of every minute...) trying to save people and still coming up short, or I'd be hated by all of mankind for using my powers for my own entertainment.
4) If it is indeed TRUE love, she'll be with me no matter what. She saw the X-wing, she saw the new Superman, she saw the pile of cash, yet she still stands at my side. She'll do everything in her ability to make me happy (sex & sandwiches whenever I want). She'd have the same interests, hobbies, and sense of humor as I do, which means no boredom, ever. She'd find me handsome and I'd find her gorgeous, so we could have the time of our lives by simply staring at each other. She'd encourage and assist me in accomplishing my dreams. We'd get married and, if we want them, we'd have a kid or two. Finding a mate and setting in motion the next generation is the most basic of all human desires, resulting in the highest state of euphoria a person may ever know.
TL;DR
I would wish for true love as even cold logic says it's the best choice.
#62
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charasmaticjdub (09/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
The look on that girls face is killing me. Now she's truly in love with a guy whose disappointed to have her instead of material things. How can someone go on like that? Bound to love someone who doesn't appreciate her? Look her in the eyes bro, please...
#205
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victorfzec (09/10/2012) [-] I would ask for a genie, then I would have 3 more wishes to make
> I would ask for 2 doritos and a coke
> I would ask for 2 doritos and a coke
#11
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ilbacondeity (09/10/2012) [+]
(20 replies)
I'd rather have true love than any of that, honestly.
#153
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fitchy (09/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
now get your new girlfriend to wish for you both to have billions of dollars, or superpowers or some shit!
#231
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robbayyy (09/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**robbayyy rolled user therealowenevr ** This guy wished for a big dick in his ass
#222
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ieatsnatch (09/10/2012) [-] >Be the guy at the very end
>Wish for everyone else's wishes to end
>???
>die
>Wish for everyone else's wishes to end
>???
>die
#92
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captaincabinet **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
> Wish for true love
> Woman of your dreams appears
> Get woman to wish for the next thing you desire
> BOOM two for the price of one
> Woman of your dreams appears
> Get woman to wish for the next thing you desire
> BOOM two for the price of one
#184
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illegalmexican (09/10/2012) [-] **illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at WOO HAD SEX! ** My wish
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