Forever Alone Males/Females. Found on FB, no credit taken.. FOREVE R/ ALONE Well mannered, ), quiet, shy, intellectual. Unable to find sex due inability to stro
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Forever Alone Males/Females

Found on FB, no credit taken.

FOREVE R/ ALONE
Well mannered, ),
quiet, shy, intellectual.
Unable to find sex due inability
to strongarm himself into a
relationship with a girl
Takes care of himself but rarely
leaves the house, holds interests
that are tee nerdy for 9994, of girls
such as Video Ga mes, Computers,
Anime, Scipii, Fantasy, Politics and
Science
Rightfully abaut the aleep
and disinterested nature taf most girls
Is usually fit, clean, groomed and
healthy
FOREL/
Females
Obese or overweight, ugly or
horribly deformed
Has some sort mental illness
that requires outside care
Smells of cat pee, sweat and failure
Spends time talking to herself, her
porcelain dolls, her 13 cats or her
care worker from the psych ward
Is still only renew because she
wouldnt accept anything less than a
hot ya moire from the Twilight series
to come and sweep her off her feet
with a forklift lei) and take her on a
romantic trip to Hawai" i
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Submitted: 09/09/2012
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User avatar #24 - galacticboner (09/10/2012) [-]
That guy on the photo is one of the best actors of our generation.
#19 - Misamisahime (09/10/2012) [-]
seriously?
seriously?
#17 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
why the **** noone gets sarcasm?
User avatar #16 - toonlinktwentytwo (09/10/2012) [-]
keep telling yourself that
#14 - BerserkerMushroom (09/09/2012) [-]
>fit, clean,groomed and healthy   
yeah ok
>fit, clean,groomed and healthy
yeah ok
User avatar #11 - anttumi (09/09/2012) [-]
Im actually pretty much like the guy mentioned.
But then again i have mental issues and im considered a bit of a "geek" or a "freak".
User avatar #10 - fidgetyfoe (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh damn, I just found out I am just like that guy, except the last part of course.
#9 - demixas (09/09/2012) [-]
50% of the guy and 50% because i am a lazy fat bastard
#8 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (09/09/2012) [-]
The last one on the male side is wrong (at-least for me)
The last one on the male side is wrong (at-least for me)
User avatar #6 - banette (09/09/2012) [-]
1. I have met males that were "forever alone" because their standards were way far above what they should have been, were extremely douchey, and had a 12-year-old-boy's outlook on life. I have also met women that had trouble with relationships because of some minor reason, like being too shy.
2. There are lonely men who fit the description of the forever alone male and there are lonely women who fit the description of the forever alone female, but there is not a chance in hell that every single guy is just too smart and introverted to have a girlfriend or that every single woman is too hideous and ******* insane to every get herself a man.
3. Both men and women typically have abnormally high standards, men usually want a woman who looks and ***** like a pornstar (the normal kind) even if they are average or even ugly, and women usually want a man who will sacrifice most of his emotional needs to please her.
4. Being single does not equal "bad person". There are plenty of people who are nice, intelligent and/or attractive (not that being hot will make you a better person) that don't have a significant other. That would be like me saying that because you don't have a dog, you must hate animals. Sure, most a lot of animal haters probably don't own dogs, but there are other factors that would weigh in when it comes to whether someone actually owns a dog or not.
5. Don't overgeneralize like this. I'm sure you're probably just trying to start a ********* , but if you're not, I left you this list of reasons this picture is complete ******** in most ways.
#1 - surfingpichu (09/09/2012) [-]
>Lol all guys that are foreveralone are just misunderstood and shy, but if a girl is foreveralone that just means they're ugly, needy and worthless.

No double standards here OR generalizations here. Nope nope nope. =P
User avatar #18 to #1 - YllekNayr (09/10/2012) [-]
It's sarcasm....
#20 to #18 - surfingpichu (09/10/2012) [-]
usurebro?
User avatar #21 to #20 - YllekNayr (09/10/2012) [-]
Pretty sure, considering this is from Facebook, not FJ where this kind of complaint happens every day for real.
#22 to #21 - surfingpichu (09/10/2012) [-]
My facebook is a desolate, desolate place and it's full of lies. =P I wouldn't know.
User avatar #23 to #22 - YllekNayr (09/10/2012) [-]
I haven't SEEN this on Facebook, but Op states he found it on Facebook.
#4 to #1 - veroneej (09/09/2012) [-]
look women are fickle guy tend to be simple when a guy lacks a girl it tends to be that his interest fall under a category not related to anything so pointless as what is "hip" or relevant to the youth of today and that usually dose not attract a female
But when a women lacks a man it is usually because her standers are to high and she is too ugly. women even when they say they do don't understand men and most men have there own agenda and women want a man with the same agenda and that is usually to be popular or "hip" and when women have some other agenda they tend not to take care of them selves like this for example a fat chick who puts on makeup, showers, and shave or at least tries too look good are pretty same with men and no man nor woman wants someone who don't have a descent hygiene
#5 to #4 - surfingpichu (09/09/2012) [-]
That's a pretty gross generalization, don't you think?

First, I don't think a woman having other interests than dolling themselves up and looking pretty necessarily means they'll be fat, ugly, and otherwise unappealing. Personally I've found that men seem to have standards that are just as high as that of a woman, if not higher in some cases. In many cases I've seen, even girls and women who are considered 'average' are VERY well put together. You can tell the amount of time that goes into straightening up every aspect of the body, the outfit, primping hair, doing nails, covering blemishes and applying make up, not to mention the quality of the body, the figure, the legs, the breasts, everything comes into focus and is scrutinized by the community. Many young girls become VERY insecure about aspects of their body that are beyond their control (shape of the nose, lack of breasts etc.) to the point of depression about it.

And posts like this don't make things any better. "If you don't have a boyfriend you MUST be Ugly or selfish or a terrible person" takes nothing in on the part of personality. It's... a bit disconcerting that people think the only reason a woman can be single is because she's ugly.
#12 to #5 - veroneej (09/09/2012) [-]
i dont even feel like arguing im done
+1
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#3 to #2 - surfingpichu (09/09/2012) [-]
You got my reference =D

Pichu is pleased. ^_^
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