Vengence /b/ style

Sit down and read my greatest achievement ml
I weeks age I find wt that my girl friend has been cheating w me with ene of my "friends".
weeks age I get offered working in America teaching.
tonight its her 30th birthday big party in a big hotel fer her. All of furfriends and - say she can pay out of outpoint account.
present i got her is a cheep fake diamond ring that I made sure she found.
it slippe my "Friend" that I' m goingto ask harte marry me.
my speech when she was expecting mete pepare question I tell every ene that she has Herpes because I went down w heathen i had a cold sere.
hole "friend" leeks like he wants to die because his girlfriend is sat right next to him as I stand there and say he might wantto get checked.
slaps him SC) hard I could almost feel it.
eel tell every we Fm leaving fer Europe and that I hope every fucker in that reem dies a painful death.
mic jump ofthe stage and walk out like a fucking boss.
hasn' t stopped ringing with texts and calls since I walked out ofthe hotel and got in a taxi.
I left the house to cemo to the air port I teek a massive shit en the living reem carpet. Emptied bank account and donated all ofthe momento the . itt
also ordered all kinds up shit out of her bank account like dragon dildos and bondage gear. (the rent is due w Monday)
so now hear I am sat in the air port laughing while i drink my cone and ordering more shit out effer bank account.
UPI
what an exit op
What did the texts say?
Anonymous as ) ( Sat) Noyt?
epic win (