Vengence /b/ style. just found it while browsing /b/ btw the op went on to say he up when he said "I tell every one I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow" h
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Vengence /b/ style

just found it while browsing /b/
btw the op went on to say he ****** up when he said "I tell every one I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow" he meant to say "Leaving Europe".

Tags: b | Revenge
Sit down and read my greatest achievement ml
I weeks age I find wt that my girl friend has been cheating w me with ene of my "friends".
weeks age I get offered working in America teaching.
tonight its her 30th birthday big party in a big hotel fer her. All of furfriends and - say she can pay out of outpoint account.
present i got her is a cheep fake diamond ring that I made sure she found.
it slippe my "Friend" that I' m goingto ask harte marry me.
my speech when she was expecting mete pepare question I tell every ene that she has Herpes because I went down w heathen i had a cold sere.
hole "friend" leeks like he wants to die because his girlfriend is sat right next to him as I stand there and say he might wantto get checked.
slaps him SC) hard I could almost feel it.
eel tell every we Fm leaving fer Europe and that I hope every ****** in that reem dies a painful death.
mic jump ofthe stage and walk out like a ******* boss.
hasn' t stopped ringing with texts and calls since I walked out ofthe hotel and got in a taxi.
I left the house to cemo to the air port I teek a massive **** en the living reem carpet. Emptied bank account and donated all ofthe momento the . itt
also ordered all kinds up **** out of her bank account like dragon dildos and bondage gear. (the rent is due w Monday)
so now hear I am sat in the air port laughing while i drink my cone and ordering more **** out effer bank account.
UPI
what an exit op
What did the texts say?
Anonymous as ) ( Sat) Noyt?
epic win (
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Submitted: 09/09/2012
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#5 - coinflipper (09/09/2012) [-]
Today OP was not a faggot.
<-- Today, this is OP.
#8 - cupotruth ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Alpha to the max.
Alpha to the max.
#9 - thumbeldore (09/10/2012) [-]
**thumbeldore rolls 041,913,622**
#16 - sladee ONLINE (09/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
+3
#11 - prestigepaperz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - erbwie (09/09/2012) [-]
Well done sir.
Well done sir.
#3 - anonymous (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A job in America teaching, you say?
Why are you going to Europe then?
#4 to #3 - jakeattack ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 - sonicwind (09/10/2012) [-]
i hate these fake ass stories
User avatar #6 - kawaiiotachan (09/09/2012) [-]
Holy **** . You're a god.
#24 - MCmc ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
"Got job working in America"
"Tell everyone I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow"
am confused
#23 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who never believes these stories?
#13 - xchocolatethunderx (09/10/2012) [-]
I'm guessing he was lying about the herpes...
#26 - moevleboevle (09/10/2012) [-]
**moevleboevle rolled a random image posted in comment #120992 at Item Discussion ** my revenge
#20 - mikepetru ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
OP's face when he finds out his girlfriend cheating on him was just a rumor
OP's face when he finds out his girlfriend cheating on him was just a rumor
User avatar #10 - caque (09/10/2012) [-]
**caque rolls 04** Roll ur dubs just for no purpose :D
User avatar #1 - youngsterjack (09/09/2012) [-]
inb4 front page
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