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User avatar #5 - opiethepug (09/09/2012) [-]
>provide solid retort for your argument
>parents call it "backtalking"
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User avatar #83 to #31 - udo (09/09/2012) [-]
DONT YOU BACK TALK TO ME YOUNG MAN
#136 to #31 - John Cena (09/10/2012) [-]
Accept it, shush my child, now is not the time for words
#202 to #31 - jmillenium (09/10/2012) [-]
I don't know why there were so many red thumbs I acted stupid all the time.
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#139 to #5 - bronycurious (09/10/2012) [-]
wasnt this just on a front page content the other day, and the girl got called retarded for saying it?
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User avatar #75 - herefortheporno (09/09/2012) [-]
Me: Mom, you look busy. Do you need help?
Mom: No it's okay, go do homework.
Me: Are you sure?
Mom: Yes I'm sure.

Five minutes later

Mom: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY HELP ME AROUND THE HOUSE? I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF.
#111 to #75 - John Cena (09/09/2012) [-]
Record you (or siblings if you have any) asking her if she needs help
Next time she says that, show her the video
#85 to #75 - truekraken (09/09/2012) [-]
I know this feeling...
I know this feeling...
#30 - srapture (09/09/2012) [-]
Mum: Why didn't you get an A in that exam? Your friends got A's.
Me: About half the year got F's.
Mum: I don't care what other people got!
#33 to #30 - gizmocube (09/09/2012) [-]
sooo truueee
#106 to #33 - itsmewaffle (09/09/2012) [-]
What a newfag, I bet he doesn't even lift.
#90 to #33 - masterboll (09/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #117 to #90 - huskycreeper (09/09/2012) [-]
>Agrees with a easy to relate too sentence
>Gets called seven
#245 to #117 - grandmasterx (09/10/2012) [-]
The internet can be so cruel!
User avatar #57 to #30 - darktoucan (09/09/2012) [-]
that made me mad just reading it.
User avatar #7 - bostpost (09/09/2012) [-]
>teaches you to stand up for yourself
>pees sitting down
#27 - zukowashere (09/09/2012) [-]
>Talking about old technology in Asia   
>Start talking about China   
>She mentions Shogun (Ruler in Japan, not China)   
>Ask "Are we still talking about China?"   
>She flips the 			****		 out because she thinks I was being a smartass.   
   
>What the 			****		?
>Talking about old technology in Asia
>Start talking about China
>She mentions Shogun (Ruler in Japan, not China)
>Ask "Are we still talking about China?"
>She flips the **** out because she thinks I was being a smartass.

>What the **** ?
User avatar #73 to #27 - stickymuffins (09/09/2012) [-]
when we were watching the olympics my mom insisted on calling every asian person "Chong Wong" or something that rhymed with that. Even when the person was Chinese American
User avatar #10 - kibi (09/09/2012) [-]
> blink
> "DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME"
User avatar #48 to #10 - swedz (09/09/2012) [-]
omg lol
#82 to #10 - qazzuiop (09/09/2012) [-]
blinked? OH 			****		 LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
blinked? OH **** LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
User avatar #178 to #82 - kibi (09/10/2012) [-]
I was waiting for this comment. Thank you sir/madam.
User avatar #61 - frysfrys (09/09/2012) [-]
- Has a mom who graduated highschool in 1980

Her "There is no reason why you can't get all A's in school! It hasn't changed at all since I've been there!"
Me: "Oh yeah? *Lists off a bunch of technological advances*"
Her: "You are punished!"
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#29 to #24 - stayoutofmyshed (09/09/2012) [-]
Seemed relevant
#45 to #29 - novacane (09/09/2012) [-]
I laughed way to hard at this.
I laughed way to hard at this.
#140 - brendantheferret (09/10/2012) [-]
>My xbox plugged in in living room   
>Little brothers play it and lose discs and/or spill water on it   
>Yell at brothers   
>Parents say, "if you don't want your things messed up, take them in your room"   
>Take xbox in room   
>Get yelled at for not leaving xbox out to share with family
>My xbox plugged in in living room
>Little brothers play it and lose discs and/or spill water on it
>Yell at brothers
>Parents say, "if you don't want your things messed up, take them in your room"
>Take xbox in room
>Get yelled at for not leaving xbox out to share with family
User avatar #156 to #140 - xgeneration ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I love being an only child.
#173 to #156 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/10/2012) [-]
I envy you and all the other only childs. Cherish the gift you have been given.
#95 - applescryatnight (09/09/2012) [-]
have 5 year old *********** hp laptop (hp pavillion dv7 1451nr)
gets really super heated during the summer
one time dust clogs in the fan
never cleaned it before, didnt know what was going on
mom blames me
get disowned for harming the magic box
2 years later i come back to my land on the back of a centaur
centaur is tech guy
fixes computer
mom can check email
i regained my honor
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User avatar #63 - umaya (09/09/2012) [-]
My parents always said violence wasn't an acceptable action.
One day I got in a fight and lost, my dad had to come down and find out what happened.
The second we got home he started complaining he lost half a days wages and I should have fought harder.
This followed with a year and a half of forced karate lessons.
I got in another fight and won but then I got grounded for a month for using violence even though I didn't punch him, I just used self-defence techniques.
User avatar #72 to #63 - opiethepug (09/09/2012) [-]
7/10
Made me angry face.
#39 - espegaaaa (09/09/2012) [-]
Dad: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE BUS TO SCHOOL?
Me: Someone slashed the tired on the school buses. they called and it even said on the morning news
Dad: I bet you know who did it on facebooker. You're still going to school
Me: school was canceled today
Dad: I DONT CARE. YOU'RE STILL GOING TO SCHOOL, you're lying anyway
-dad drives me to school and guess what. its closed-
#64 to #39 - avyon (09/09/2012) [-]
that sucks
that sucks
#243 to #64 - draezeth (09/10/2012) [-]
We meet again, Avyon. I didn't add you as a friend last time. Prepare for it now!
#107 to #39 - itsmewaffle (09/09/2012) [-]
Tire Slasher: Haha! **** you school system!
-News Report: School Canceled today-
Tire Slasher: GOD ******* DAMMIT!
hfw
User avatar #23 - bothemastaofall (09/09/2012) [-]
My mom's bullying advice: "Ignore them. They will get bored."
#130 to #23 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
just say "stop i'm starting to like it"
#199 - theycallmeloye (09/10/2012) [-]
Mom- "Go sort your laundry!!!"   
Me- "K mom, let me finish this math problem."   
I go downstairs 5 minutes later to sort my laundry and GUESS WHAT? My mom just got done sorting it and is prepared to bitch me out for not sorting my laundry.   
<-------- How I feel
Mom- "Go sort your laundry!!!"
Me- "K mom, let me finish this math problem."
I go downstairs 5 minutes later to sort my laundry and GUESS WHAT? My mom just got done sorting it and is prepared to bitch me out for not sorting my laundry.
<-------- How I feel
#103 - fluffydildoz (09/09/2012) [-]
>Be 15
>My mom has nearly every Bob Marley album
>Super anti-weed
>Get busted for getting high
>"Marijuana has done nothing good for this world"
>Tell her that Bob Marley was a heavy smoker
>"NO! HE NEVER TOUCHED MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER DRUGS
>Get grounded for 4 weeks for telling the truth
User avatar #105 to #103 - deansg (09/09/2012) [-]
well, you're sorta on the wrong as well.
Bob Marley was a highly religious person, and unless you are also a proper pious Rastafarian you can't compare yourself to him for justification...
User avatar #108 to #105 - linkofreekthree (09/09/2012) [-]
he still smoked weed
User avatar #110 to #108 - deansg (09/09/2012) [-]
I don't have a problem with stoners, but don't use bob Marley as an excuse. He didn't smoke for a purely recreational purpose, it was a ritual for him. There are many other defenses for smoking up
User avatar #112 to #110 - linkofreekthree (09/09/2012) [-]
he still smoked weed though
User avatar #114 to #112 - deansg (09/09/2012) [-]
that's why I said he is on the wrong "AS WELL." His mom is an idiot, but he doesn't make a legitimate point either.
User avatar #120 to #114 - volcarona (09/09/2012) [-]
he still smoked weed, you know
User avatar #253 to #120 - fluffydildoz (09/11/2012) [-]
He still smoked bro.
User avatar #247 to #114 - fluffydildoz (09/10/2012) [-]
He still smoked weed though
User avatar #89 - garentei (09/09/2012) [-]
-I'M GOING TO DISCONNECT YOUR INTERNET IF YOU DON'T TURN THAT **** OFF
Disconnects my USB cable and hides in on top of the fridge...
#94 to #89 - Spikeydeath (09/09/2012) [-]
why did i have to have a mom who knew computers like no other?
User avatar #78 - patofeliz (09/09/2012) [-]
"You're not going out derssed like that! People will think that you're a hobo!"
"I don't care what people thinks. I only care about you. You're not going to that party!"

MFW
#79 to #78 - patofeliz (09/09/2012) [-]
Forgot pic
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