Parents Logic. You know it's true.. VIII] TO HIM‘ - STAND Ill’ Film new ml mm when mu n_. >provide solid retort for your argument >parents call it "backtalking"
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VIII] TO HIM‘ - STAND Ill’
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Submitted: 09/09/2012
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User avatar #5 - opiethepug (09/09/2012) [+] (12 replies)
>provide solid retort for your argument
>parents call it "backtalking"
#30 - srapture ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Mum: Why didn't you get an A in that exam? Your friends got A's.
Me: About half the year got F's.
Mum: I don't care what other people got!
User avatar #7 - bostpost ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>teaches you to stand up for yourself
>pees sitting down
User avatar #10 - kibi ONLINE (09/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> blink
> "DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME"
#39 - espegaaaa (09/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Dad: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE BUS TO SCHOOL?
Me: Someone slashed the tired on the school buses. they called and it even said on the morning news
Dad: I bet you know who did it on facebooker. You're still going to school
Me: school was canceled today
Dad: I DONT CARE. YOU'RE STILL GOING TO SCHOOL, you're lying anyway
-dad drives me to school and guess what. its closed-
User avatar #75 - herefortheporno (09/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Me: Mom, you look busy. Do you need help?
Mom: No it's okay, go do homework.
Me: Are you sure?
Mom: Yes I'm sure.

Five minutes later

Mom: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY HELP ME AROUND THE HOUSE? I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF.
#27 - zukowashere (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Talking about old technology in Asia   
>Start talking about China   
>She mentions Shogun (Ruler in Japan, not China)   
>Ask "Are we still talking about China?"   
>She flips the 						****					 out because she thinks I was being a smartass.   
   
>What the 						****					?
>Talking about old technology in Asia
>Start talking about China
>She mentions Shogun (Ruler in Japan, not China)
>Ask "Are we still talking about China?"
>She flips the **** out because she thinks I was being a smartass.

>What the **** ?
User avatar #63 - umaya (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My parents always said violence wasn't an acceptable action.
One day I got in a fight and lost, my dad had to come down and find out what happened.
The second we got home he started complaining he lost half a days wages and I should have fought harder.
This followed with a year and a half of forced karate lessons.
I got in another fight and won but then I got grounded for a month for using violence even though I didn't punch him, I just used self-defence techniques.
#103 - fluffydildoz (09/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Be 15
>My mom has nearly every Bob Marley album
>Super anti-weed
>Get busted for getting high
>"Marijuana has done nothing good for this world"
>Tell her that Bob Marley was a heavy smoker
>"NO! HE NEVER TOUCHED MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER DRUGS
>Get grounded for 4 weeks for telling the truth
User avatar #61 - frysfrys (09/09/2012) [-]
- Has a mom who graduated highschool in 1980

Her "There is no reason why you can't get all A's in school! It hasn't changed at all since I've been there!"
Me: "Oh yeah? *Lists off a bunch of technological advances*"
Her: "You are punished!"
#68 - spazzin ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
#24 - trevo (09/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - CIS White Male (09/09/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You pieces of **** think its funny to make fun of the person who gave birth to you, wow you are gay wads ass pipes
#2 to #1 - mrbongo (09/09/2012) [-]
say that logged in faggot.
#43 - galkawhm (09/09/2012) [-]
Mom: Why do you *whine* *bitch*
Me: It was because-
Mom: Don't talk back to me mister!
#140 - brendantheferret (09/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>My xbox plugged in in living room   
>Little brothers play it and lose discs and/or spill water on it   
>Yell at brothers   
>Parents say, "if you don't want your things messed up, take them in your room"   
>Take xbox in room   
>Get yelled at for not leaving xbox out to share with family
>My xbox plugged in in living room
>Little brothers play it and lose discs and/or spill water on it
>Yell at brothers
>Parents say, "if you don't want your things messed up, take them in your room"
>Take xbox in room
>Get yelled at for not leaving xbox out to share with family
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User avatar #97 - opiethepug (09/09/2012) [-]
>dad does all the chores
>gets mad about nobody helping him
>"Hey dad, how about I do the laundry this time?"
>"No, I got it"
>still bitches about nobody helping him
#95 - applescryatnight ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
have 5 year old *********** hp laptop (hp pavillion dv7 1451nr)
gets really super heated during the summer
one time dust clogs in the fan
never cleaned it before, didnt know what was going on
mom blames me
get disowned for harming the magic box
2 years later i come back to my land on the back of a centaur
centaur is tech guy
fixes computer
mom can check email
i regained my honor
User avatar #23 - bothemastaofall (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My mom's bullying advice: "Ignore them. They will get bored."
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