Things to confront zombies with comp

you just blew my mind

or did you blow your own?

Thaaaaaanks!

I live on an island inhabited by 150 people, I'm not too fucked.

In this case, it is not zombies that you must fear.

I'm Norwegian, how'd you guess?

live on an oil rig or something and live of the sea with small farms would work right?

actually, conceptually getting a series of tanker/carrier ships and farming on them is more ideal for the purpose of seasonal travel and potential salvaging voyages. Pic rather unrelated but kinda neat

zombies have no need to breathe, they'll just take an under water walk and climb up onto the boat
(1st pirates of the carribean if you have seen it)

Zombies have no concept of swimming so they would be either walking on the bottom of the seabed or floating around aimlessly.

But if you have a big boat they can't climb on, Ahh? Ahh?

That would hasten their decaying quite a bit. It would accelerate it to a point where zombies wouldn't be a problem.

Zombies in water
Contaminate water
Contaminate fish
Contaminate you
Zombie

Zombie fish.

they have those plastic things for those british World War 2 revolvers, to reload all 6 bullets at once

or in this case, 18

yeah it was pretty silly, but it's not a real item, someone just shopped the gun on there. My buddy has two of those armblades though

Thank you for making me feel not crazy

But what if YOU become a zombie, and by sheer chance the 'facebook assholes' survive?

Also, dude... Learn to unfriend people, or hide them from your news feed.

If most people become a zombie that easy, you probably won't have it so easy.

Who said they needed to be a zombie for me to shoot them.

The scope is kinda blocking the knife. Unless you did some kind of stupid looking robot arm slash, this is how you would look www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iP9lGQJI8

dafuq are you talking about

It's a fucking scope on a knife I didn't know this website was SeriousJunk

jesus, dude, you need to chill out.

You yell at me for making a joke and assuming im serious, when you're the one who's serious because you can't take a joke. I'm suprised you lasted this long on the internet.

Good..... Goood.....
But i really wanted to use this gif :(

Still come back, though.

quitter

Zombies actually used to legitimately scare me. Other horror movies didn't scare me in the slightest, even as a kid, but zombie movies always got me. I'm mostly over it now, I can watch zombie movies no problem, but if there was a real zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be able to handle it. But that's the only apocalypse I would cop out of.

ever seen return of the living dead?

No. But Night of the Living Dead was the first zombie movie I ever saw I think and I was pretty young at the time which I'm pretty sure it where the fear stems from.

well return of the living dead is a movie with unkillable zombies so that scared me.

I see, all I know about it is it's more of a comedy and the zombies talk n shit.

yeah one said they eat brains to stop the pain of being dead

I'm actually kinda worried about this generation... it seems like so many of you are completely willing to kill your neighbours, and that the only thing you need is an excuse to actually kill them.

im 100 willing to kill my neighbors if they are zombies because they are not alive nor will they ever be themselves again i would be doing them a favor by rekilling them so that they in turn do not kill anyone they might have loved... also im 22 years old... this generation?

I assumed you were around 14-16 like most of the users on this site, my bad.

I also assumed you meant the kinda zombie that became a zombie through some sort of virus, not the ones that come out from their graves, which I assumed you meant.

Think about it like this: IF a zombie outbreak were to happen, and zombies would pop out of their graves, the government would close off all areas around cemeteries and sweep them clean. You wouldn't be able to kill a single zombie, and the outbreak would be over within a week.

If I'm wrong, and you're talking about an infection that goes around, turning your neighbours into zombies, then yeah, you'd be killing people you know, and if you can stomach that, without any feelings of remorse, then... I'm not sure what to tell you, but I would recommend you to a psychologist. If you CAN'T stomach that, then you're just going to go insane, and fortify yourself in a small corner of your home, wishing everything would go back to normal, or that your death will be swift and clean.

im on the border kinda part about that i could stomach it but keep my sanity knowing that if its me or the zombies im not gonna let them kill my family... im not looking to kill my friend's or family but if it comes to survival of my loved ones i will protect them with the knowledge in my mind that the ones attacking us are no longer the ones they used to be and all they want to do is kill and eat me or the people in my group and if they knew what they were doing i hope they would want me to kill them as well

Implying your family wouldn't be infected. What would you do when your parents do become infected? I dunno about you, but I'd rather pull the trigger on myself then kill the woman who gave up everything to raise me.

personally i know my mother would rather me shoot her if she became a zombie because she wouldnt want to hurt others... yea i would be mentally scarred but i know its what she would want... and also implying that me and my family have preparations for end of the world type stuff i.e. guns ammo MRE (meals ready to eat) water generators bunker gas the works

100%

Because that would mean I would either turn into one or being eaten alive by them. And be forced to kill my friends and family, which isn't something I want to do.

or be a badass with a grenade.... defending your loved ones and instantly becomeing a hero that they deserve

I don't know about you but I don't have any grenades lying around.

i do.....

Because you can.

youd be fucked.

melee weapon-stick
vehicle-trycicle
gun-a bb gun

the awkward moment when i live in Australia and you are only aloud semi-automatic guns
but i have a machette and many paintball guns

We live in the same country sir

Cool! From what part do you hail?

/Glengormley (Belfast) you?

Sorry, bit late, toward Newry.

i have a dragon i can just fly over them and fire breath them as im shooting them with my crossbow
i have trained for it for 5 years and is now able to resist RUS ROH DAH shouts

.22 hunting rifle (incredibly common; so is ammo)
.22 snub-nosed revolver with a suppressor
A katana

Suppressors don't work on revolvers except for glorious Nagant M1895.

... I'll use a pillow, then.

Bike: I cycle a lot, Doesn't use fuel like a car, easy to repair, doesn't require keys to start, makes next to no noise and can fit through most openings. Con- You'll get wet if its raining and you cant knock down the infected.
Tikka 6.5x55: Already own one for game hunting near Stirling.
Pocket Multi-tool: Repairs and smaller build work.
Baseball Bat + Some nails: Close range mauling.

A .22 ruger since i know how to clean and strip the rifle, also .22 rounds are cheap abudant and light. I would have a tomahawk due to it being light and of course a weapon. Still debating on the pistol if i should go .22 so i can use same ammo, a 9mm quite common and light, .45 because somewhat common and one headshot would end a zombie no matter what. Last but not least a good bike

A DMR, (dont really care what type most likely a MK14 because America) for those longer distance rapid shots.
Beretta, throwing axes (cqb + distance if needed). and a Hatchet or tomahawk (not because of CoD but because its a great multipurpose weapon).

Full sized suppressed 9mm (wide abundance of ammo, especially subsonic) probably glock 17 due to widely available magazines for glocks.
Back up pistol (My Sigarms P229 .357/.40) and magazines.
A suppressed, tactical 5.56X45, 16" barrel (or shorter if I can get one in the future) AR-15 style rifle (AR-15 has an easily available and wide variety of parts and magazines).
A Ka-Bar combat knife.
One of those neat multi-tools you see above that's like a hatchet, crowbar, hammer combo.

A 12 gauge, a .308, snub-nose .32 for concealment in case of savages, a boot-knife, and a corwbar. Pretty realistic seeing as how I have them all minus the .32.

maybe its only for one bullet use....still id prefer a clip.

i get it. thumb for you!

i love you omg

I used to think it'd be an awesome occurrence but after playing the Walking Dead game I was like, SHIT!

I watched The Road, then played TWD and watched TWD series

Shit sure shook up my viewpoint on the whole thing.

Finally someone who thinks the same why I do. I LOVE people including my family and friends and I couldn't ever hope to be alone in the world with billions of zombies. Let's be real here, most of us won't last a week in the real zombie apocalypse, whether it be eaten by zombies or ending up commiting suicide from the stress, loniless, fear, etc. I find people that act all tough and "ready" really don't know the consequences if it really happened.