America : Canada's Shorts. I payed you to cut me out. Something funny I found, not mine.. thelaser; Floridan. I don't know if I'd want to think of it that way Canada. Florida is only .85% by size of the United States and Canada combined, while the average penis is somew florida is a pen and alaska shoul
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America : Canada's Shorts

I payed you to cut me out.

Something funny I found, not mine.

thelaser; Floridan
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#10 - redue (09/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Canada: Americas hat.
#33 - poriasis (09/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know if I'd want to think of it that way Canada.  Florida is only .85% by size of the United States and Canada combined, while the average penis is somewhere around 8% (erect) of the length of an average male body.     
   
In short:  Tee hee, Canada has a small penis.
I don't know if I'd want to think of it that way Canada. Florida is only .85% by size of the United States and Canada combined, while the average penis is somewhere around 8% (erect) of the length of an average male body.

In short: Tee hee, Canada has a small penis.
#52 - MaxTheCow (09/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Boyfriend is American, I'm Canadian.
Relevant matching shirts.
#1 - pidgeyownzu (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Italy is the boots!!
User avatar #4 to #1 - Cheesestyk (09/08/2012) [-]
Nice Geography skills!
#41 - feffog ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
are we?    
or maybe it is YOU who is the hat!
are we?
or maybe it is YOU who is the hat!

User avatar #19 - tuttifruttibrony (09/09/2012) [-]
so is Alaska a hat?
#24 - navystone (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm american. But this is pretty damn funny.
#6 - anonymous (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**** that Canada sucks, they cannot even get bacon right....'MERICA
User avatar #7 to #6 - dunkleosteus (09/08/2012) [-]
Bitch, you are the one who calls it "canadian bacon" we call bacon bacon and that ham stuff we call pemeal bacon.
User avatar #67 - sutrakama (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Finland: Swedens balls!
#49 - thedemoniclex (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw i live in florida.....
User avatar #32 - awesomeinstinct (09/09/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks america jokes get overused?

like my mom?
#74 - anonymous (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**** that. Canada is the pimple on the ass of America.
User avatar #75 to #74 - yodasoda ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I've never heard of a pimple being bigger than what its on
User avatar #3 - haveagoodone (09/08/2012) [-]
yeah this is on all content that involve america
#80 - GOmagikarp (09/09/2012) [-]
ha nice try canadians. america will always be better
User avatar #79 - gameshredder (09/09/2012) [-]
and Alaska is that one bad Tumor that it has.
User avatar #30 - newguyontheblock (09/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Because people from the USA call themselves America almost daily when in a sense America means North + South America if you want to be specific.
#62 to #30 - internetzsoviet (09/09/2012) [-]
Its colloquially known as the United States of America.

Most just shorten it to America and call themselves American, which isnt completely wrong.

But then again some people are too stupid to realize that "America" includes North and South America.
User avatar #44 - drunkensailor (09/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Soooooo, is mexico the tail?
User avatar #27 - lulzdealer (09/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Then Mexico must be it's dick.
User avatar #23 - intergalacticdildo (09/09/2012) [-]
Don't forget about mexico, Canada/merica's giant **** stain.
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