Best arms dealer evar

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Original ad:
Disguising weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc,
Offering: cash, items for barter
Her.
I saw your ad looking for weapons- I have several items
you may be interested in Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
pricks
Thanks,
Mike
I am- lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff AAA ‘f:
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly CLS" half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. One
minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon-
I am asking kit} for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at t
Mike
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dont
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently about.
Mike
the but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
From Me to Jeff - ‘f:
Jeff,
Thank you for . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 1313. You wilt be able to pour your enemies a
nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking EGG for the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass Ml disguised as a 24 -pack of soda. The box
has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included} that
you with to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class Ill permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit- you prob walk around
with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car.. fuck off, eat shit,
and die.