not ponies

#16 to #8 - jetpistol ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]

It's funny because this debate shows up every other day, and I, jetpistol the first, cannot defend any point of view because I do both. I start sitted, continue standing and finish sitted.

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#13 to #4 - hertogrick (09/08/2012) [-]

Whoah, you sit while whiping your ass?

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#102 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (09/08/2012) [-]

IT'S NOT HARD GUYS, YOU JUST PUT YOUR HAND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS SO THAT IT TOUCHES YOUR GOOCH THEN YOU WIPE UPWARDS

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#9 to #4 - failtolawl (09/08/2012) [-]

how are you able to sit down and wipe?

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#29 to #4 - xelihope (09/08/2012) [-]

Females sit down to wipe...or maybe that's just me...

Seeing how many of you stand to wipe is making me unsure of everything I thought I once knew!

Wiping while standing is crazy hard. While your sitting, your butt separates more easily.

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#44 to #29 - grahamernazi (09/08/2012) [-]

I liked the part when you said, "While your sitting, your butt separates more easily.".

#49 to #44 - sefercil (09/08/2012) [-]

oh. i recently saw that episode. always feels nice when that happens.

#48 to #29 - sefercil (09/08/2012) [-]

im a female and i stand up ._. i also squat to pee cuz i don't like toilet seat germs. and i don't want to sit on a warm toilet seat. because that scares me.

#105 to #48 - critality (09/08/2012) [-]

who cares about germs? its your ASS, you know the thing that sprays liquid sludge whenever you get sick?

#136 to #105 - sefercil (09/09/2012) [-]

yeah. but i also don't wanna touch a warm seat or a cold one. and it's the idea of it, man ._.

#137 to #136 - critality (09/09/2012) [-]

for me if fine either way, i just choose to look at the brighter side, its cold, no ones touched it in a while, great, its warm? awesome, noo ass goosebumps

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#28 to #4 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/08/2012) [-]

Wait, people sit down while they wipe?
That's kind of gross.

#70 to #28 - seniorpokeman (09/08/2012) [-]

Not really... wait, how the fuck do you stand and wipe...?

#23 to #4 - lulgazmz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]

I thumbed you up simply because I cannot comprehend how you wipe sitting down...

#10 to #4 - Sambenmaggie (09/08/2012) [-]

I didn't know people didn't........

#92 to #4 - shitshitshit (09/08/2012) [-]

who wipes

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#109 to #92 - comicallotus (09/08/2012) [-]

who whips?

#31 to #4 - xnotcreative (09/08/2012) [-]

I do, because I'm afraid I might touch the toilet water, or the walls covered in toilet water.

#122 to #4 - ggfj (09/08/2012) [-]

**ggfj rolled user xblooddrunkx ** this guy

#123 to #122 - xblooddrunkx **User deleted account** (09/08/2012) [-]

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#77 to #4 - fatbabie (09/08/2012) [-]

i do

#41 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (09/08/2012) [-]

i stand to wipe you know you can always lean and wipe to open your buttcheeks. Sitting down and wiping is scary what if i miscalculate and get shit on my hands or toilet water or shit filled toilet water. it's actually pretty embarrasing when your standing up leaning and wiping like its a god damn olympic sport and your so concentrated and someone walks in on you(it happenened to me :c)

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#78 - lostwoodskid (09/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)

This has never happened to me.

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#89 to #78 - austinsaget (09/08/2012) [-]

Well congrats on the golden butthole.

#135 to #89 - lostwoodskid (09/08/2012) [-]

I always knew i had a superpower

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#114 to #78 - DoggyBouncer (09/08/2012) [-]

Sorry, some men have hair in their ass. Sorry we all can't have a butthole of a 12 year old.

#125 to #114 - evilmonkeycss (09/08/2012) [-]

sorry that you have hair growing in your ass it must suck

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#24 - haggren (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#46 - copperman (09/08/2012) [-]

yep got a busy day today

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#111 - itsdonealredy (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

i hate having a hairy asshole

#124 to #111 - elizabethsiber (09/08/2012) [-]

You could shave it, you know. Just sayian

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#127 to #124 - Nickdowgg (09/08/2012) [-]

What if you cut it?
You just gonna, shave that?

#129 to #127 - elizabethsiber (09/08/2012) [-]

If you take it easy and make sure not to cut yourself, it shouldn't be a problem unless you're the type of person who has a tough time taking it easy. Shaving shouldn't be done aggressively anyway. Take your time and it'll both look and feel nice without any cuts

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#100 - grandmabetty (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I was in Dubai recently and their bathrooms usually have a bidet. This one I had was literally a fucking Arseblaster Turbo 2000 and I swear to god, blasted a jet of water up your shithole that was as thin as a squirt from a pressure washer.

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#101 to #100 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** (09/08/2012) [-]

Lost it at "Arseblaster Turbo 2000"

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#40 - danceswithbears (09/08/2012) [-]

i stay on the toilet when i wipe it's just odd to stand with a dirty ass

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#94 - asshams (09/08/2012) [-]

I hate it when you pee and when you are done you pull your pants up but a bit dribbles in your underwear

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#68 - lolmasterx (09/08/2012) [-]

That seems like a shitty way to spend your time, then.

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#82 - fourskins (09/08/2012) [-]

The fuck did I just read?

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#110 - ascian (09/08/2012) [-]

Welcome to Funnyjunk, where people have discussions over wiping stances.

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#32 - breadbasket (09/08/2012) [-]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who looks at the toilet paper after I wipe.
I'm very unsure as to the reason, but I also take a look in the toilet to see how big my poop was.

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#65 - isthispatrick (09/08/2012) [-]

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#51 - laaars (09/08/2012) [-]

where is the blood ?

#107 - N. Korean citizen (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

take a little shower after you shat, because there will be always crap between your ass cheeks even if you wipe the shit out of it

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#108 to #107 - necrophyxia (09/08/2012) [-]

>even after you wipe the shit out of it

#67 - zigzagderpaderp (09/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)

I try to spread my ass cheeks as wide as possible so there's less shit to wipe. I learned this while camping in the Rockies for a week :p

#85 to #67 - ugnac (09/08/2012) [-]

Goatse to poop?

#86 to #85 - zigzagderpaderp (09/08/2012) [-]

essentially yes

#71 to #67 - violenthandjob (09/08/2012) [-]

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who did that.....

#104 to #71 - dangerbearr (09/08/2012) [-]

I do it too, man.

#72 to #71 - zigzagderpaderp (09/08/2012) [-]

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#134 - sirchester (09/08/2012) [-]

No females in the comment sections. That proves either
1. There are no females on the internet
or
2. Females do not shit