goddamit room mate

thats disgusting you sick fuck



why the fuck would you hide his shot glasses?

No, no, no. Here's what you do. Drink all of those cups of water until every last one is off the ground, but don't throw away the cups. Once you feel your bladder about to explode, piss into a large container. Later that night, masturbate and cum into the same container. Keep cumming and pissing into large containers for a whole week. Then Sunday around 2 a.m., blend it all together and poor it back into the cups. After doing so, set your room mate's alarm to 5 minutes before he has to leave that way he must rush out of bed. After this, place all of the cups on his floor all around, leaving small gaps that he may try to jump into.

Same but expert difficulty.

I laughed way to hard, good job.

nice roll

he got some fucking air. if you look at the guy in the background he's over his head. the guy in the back seems pretty tall. 6 foot vertical? this person is my new hero.

No the person in the back is far away, this guy gets about 1 metre or 3 feet.

he is still pretty high but not 6ft like the other guy was thinking

To be fair, he looks like he's over thirty feet away or so.

Yes.

THE FLOOR IS VODKA!!

P90 would have to be my favorite submachine gun

One of the best when shooting up one's school, I guess?

Nah if you want to shoot up a school I recommend the Tec-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Savage 67H pump action shotgun and the Stevens 311D sawed off shotgun

...Now..how would you know that? Personal experience?

Eh, but that information could come in handy.

Reference to the columbine shooting, they were the weapons they used

...Yeah, that's right. I looked it up. Don't kill me.

But, don't forget about those 4 knives...and 99 (why not 100?) explosives.

Yeah pipe bombs and what not, kerosene tanks etc

Overall good times, y'know? Till they went out with a bang.

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Good times, good times....

Compact bullpup design, lightweight polymer construction, 50 round magazine, completely ambidextrous controls & ejection port, 2-stage trigger, low recoil, accurate round capable of penetrating armour, integral reflex sight, integral laser sight...

But expensive as fuck.

Mmm, even if I had the money, I wouldn't be able to have one, I live in Australia, the only people who can have guns in Australia are criminals...

I know what you mean. Getting guns here is harder than fucking time travel.

Plastic cups. They would shatter with each step on them. Thumbed you back up too c:

He wasn't saying to step on them he was saying to pick them up and place foot where they were.

Oh, my mistake for reading this wrong. Sorry :c

That's why you take them, so you don't step on them. Still thanks :)

Oh, I read your comment wrong. But that would also leave the cups where you don't step everywhere.

Yeah, it'll be hard to hold so many cups. Maybe you could take some kind of tablet to carry them.

Or be a man and kick them everywhere...


...EVERYWHERE.