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Sweet Jesus. That, ladies and gentlemen, would be the best game in the entire world. Ever.

Or the worst: Ass graphics of the wii, retard npcs and vocals in cod, and topped off with bugs from skyrim.

fuck graphics!

i wouldnt mind skyward swordish graphics

Good news for you, HD skyward sword art style in next zelda game:

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www.examiner.com/article/wii-u-rumors-include-details-on-price-release-date-and-the-next-zelda-game

thats not the point of the picture.

the point is that all major games from 2011 had the same un-original boxart

and why is the triforce there then? personally i think some guy was just bored and made some shit in photoshop

because Slyward sword was released in 2011?

yea, but the cover art was not boring and generic like the others

yes it was. sure hes not standing the exact way the rest of tehm were,
but with that logic dark souls wouldt be there becasue its not the same level zoomed in as the rest

is that the cover? the one i have looks different?

this one?
it just looks even more like the rest
the protagonist standin alone ina a badass pose etc.

yea, yea, but it wasn't completely like the others.
What should a good cover look like anyway?

Here is a good example.


the one on the left was the original boxart, before the game got populour.

the one on the left is better because it didn't spoil the game for the player by looking at the box, you didnt know what to expect, you got scared wehn playing.

the one on the right spoils it, it shows you what youre suposed to be afraid of. it ruins the fun and it ruins the experience that made the game so populor.

either way you get scared playing amnesia. and what do you think is a good cover for skyward sword then?

yea, i see all your points, man, I think this conversation ends here

wait what the fuck youre swdish? im norwegian! :D hvordan går det?

i dont speak norway

wut, arent you sweden

That's not the point of my comment.

The point is that can you imagine all of those games bound into one, creating the ultimate game? It would be beyond that of fantasticly mindblowing and epic in every single way. I'd play the shit out of it.

And the immense fucking difficulty of Dark Souls.

It would still be epic.

Lots of intense bugs + Dark Souls difficulty?

That would be scary shit.

I never mentioned it containing any bugs. Imagine it if it were clean, and fully working.

I'd wreck the shit out of it.

Eh.

I seriously fucking hope you dont take things serious on the internet.
cunt

But the fact is YOU PEOPLE DO.

And you're butthurt that I point it out aswell.

I aint no butthurt, but by saying "YOU PEOPLE" makes you a dick, gamers are not all tards, who believe we live more than once, we can separate real life from the game*, arsehole
*under certain circumstances

**tamata rolled a random image posted in comment #226 at Never Again ** so i got no idea about pounds and inches and feet and shit. but i'm 90 kilos and 1.80 tall.
<-- here's a picture of me just so you know what i look like.

This is why I hate the US unit standards, I don't know how to convert to the metric system.

What do you mean "we"? I fucking love playing games but that doesn't mean I'm a fat fuck throughout the rest of my life.

Probably because when gamers do eat they eat fast food. Then the body knows you're gonna starve again and it saves all the fat for the next time.

Starvation is actually a pretty in-effective way of losing weight.

Not me c:

I'm far too underweight. I can't imagine what it would be like to be overweight.

Trust me it's great. I love being me.

It's not fun...
6'2" 350 lbs.

Try 5'7 312.

It doesn't sound fun :(

But look on the bright side, you can practically pick me up and snap me in half.

173 6'3 :Y

215 6'2 :l

119lbs 5'9
:3

This is probably a hit or miss thing to say but unless you have a condition or a metabolism as slow as molasses, I don't see how people become fat so easily. Yeah the "freshman 15" has a little to do with it but you should be able to keep yourself under control enough not to get a beer belly or man titties. Pushups, situps, stretching, and jogging isn't hard.

mfw your using the computer guy i made "success!!!"

This is gonna sound like a 1-up but i dont mean it that way, just an opportunity to give my bit. When i was addicted to wow i eventually got to a point where i would go the whole night without blinking (if i did blink i wasnt aware of it, there was like no moment of relief from blinking you know?) After the night was over and the game was off i'd go to blink and omg it hurt so bad. This continued for a long time and now I dont even feel a need to blink anymore.

Notes: a) I wear contacts 24/7 for weeks at a time so my eyes are used to being mistreated. b) vanilla: human prot warrior, BC-wotlk: Dwarf prot paladin, Cata: Tauren Enhancement shaman.

blinking is a reflex you cannot control. it is like breathing.. even if you blink less or don't blink in a steady rate, you blink. you were simply too focused in the game to notice yourself blinking. same with breathing. you can't be 24/7 aware of your breathing, can you? just because you weren't aware of it does not mean you stopped breathing.. the painful blinking you mentioned is probably cus you strained your eyes. sitting in front of a screen for long periods of time is straining your eyes. your body as well. it is unnatural physically and mentally. humans are animals and are not supposed to be in this unnatural position for too long.

prot spec war undead. as far as bc. fuck the alli.

Dude same! I would do heroics all night and then go on raids with the guild 9+ hrs straight without blinking....I miss it though. lol

Blinking cleans your eyes, if you don't blink, you will go blind.

I may just be an apprentice metal worker, but I'm pretty sure not blinking can't cause blindness.

He also doesnt have a controller pak NOR a rumble pak in. The fuck :|


((Yes random comment readers, they were fucking Paks, not packs.))

You obviously never played a game where the directions were controlled by the d-pad. Like some WWE game I had

I was waiting for impact.
WTF?

As a Jew, gotta say it's the easiest way to get through Yom Kippur.

The stupidity, it burns!

What is 2+2=? there little prince?

I won't jump straight to anger or name calling but i must point out that a wedding ring goes on the other hand.

ah, thank you for pointing that out, i wasn't too sure.

No problem.

Actually the wedding ring can be put on either ring finger depending on the local culture. For example in Eastern Orthodox tradition the wedding ring is worn on the right hand rather than the left.

True, I had forgotten about that... However, It's placement on his finger seems a bit casual for a wedding band (I know that doesn't mean much but still). And in such case that someone is of eastern orthodox culture (which is mainly Europeans) they would usually only wear a solid gold wedding band not silver (which again i know isn't always the case) it's just the small inconsitecies like those that make me question it.

Pokemon stadium. you have to use the + pad and the joystick. ;-)

true but at no point were they used at the same time and the 'heated battle' wasn't that heated or at the same time when you used them