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#17 to #14
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ningyoaijin (09/08/2012) [-] 
And a gross underestimate. Everyone knows my grandma's a slag. Hell, even I've had my way with that sexy bag of wrinkles more than once.
#41
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CaptainObviious (09/08/2012) [-] I actually like listening to girls, because all that rich, precious info might give you leverage some day.
#20 to #18
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enderofangels (09/08/2012) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ***** in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#21 to #20
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thechosentroll (09/08/2012) [-] What I love about copypasta is that if the OP makes a mistake, everyone makes it. Still, I'm sure gorilla warfare would interesting.
#42
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fantasticx (09/08/2012) [-] anyone else tried to solve that maze??
<<this thing is way easier than that maze
<<this thing is way easier than that maze
#55
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trevo (09/08/2012) [-] When girls tells you something funny that happen in the story and you do this.
#48
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burningsmurfs (09/08/2012) [-] We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
