scumbag brendan. . Mam 3 INN WWII far away. Al" 'talt MINE", “IBIS ill! about 5 WEI.. What kind of parents make their child sit in the back of a moving truck. And also, what the hell is a truck doing in pokemon?
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scumbag brendan

Mam 3
INN WWII
far away.
Al" 'talt MINE",
***** “IBIS ill!
about 5
WEI.
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Submitted: 09/07/2012
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User avatar #4 - loganmadder (09/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
About every 3-4 days, I go back home, while playing the game, So my mother doesn't get too lonely.
#5 to #4 - bitchplzzz (09/07/2012) [-]
And then have fantasies about her during your travels.
And then have fantasies about her during your travels.
#6 - evilfetish (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of parents make their child sit in the back of a moving truck. And also, what the hell is a truck doing in pokemon?
#1 - orendil (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Also you only call home about your money.
#14 - stonyodie (09/08/2012) [-]
**stonyodie rolls 33** i always named my charmander Bic.
User avatar #7 - AccWasLost (09/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of sick **** doesn't give a nickname to their starter?
User avatar #16 to #7 - bagguhsleep (09/08/2012) [-]
I named my Charmander Bulbasaur to try to trick my rival.

Clever **** still picked Squirtle.
User avatar #15 - UnicornsCoffee (09/08/2012) [-]
Man, I love this game.
#23 - usernotavaliable (09/08/2012) [-]
**usernotavaliable rolls 858** Pokemon are real
User avatar #22 - darktoucan (09/08/2012) [-]
i dont understand why the **** there is a truck in pokemon there arnt any roads how the hell did it get to littleroot?
#19 - bothemastaofall (09/08/2012) [-]
I played this game recently. I made up a background story for my character about him being raped by a black guy in the previous town named Tyrone Jacobson. My parents were so ashamed of me that they made me ride in the back of the moving van, in the hopes that something heavy would land on me and kill me. He wished it too. Professor Birch felt so awkward around me that he couldn't even look at me long enough to determine what my appropriate sex was, nor could he look at my trainers license for my name because it was so close to my photo. The sight of the Machoke movers sent me into such a frenzy that I immediatly went to my room to play a GCN before realizing that the only sentient company I would ever need was myself. I was about to set off alone, but when I saw Birch about to be raped by that big, black, Poochyena, I knew I would need protection out in that scary world, so I used Birch's gratitude against him to take one of his pets. To use and command animals to do my will and revenge rape the world was to be my destiny.
The really weird part though? The final sign that I was destined to leave and only ever use people and their animals for my new-found sadistic enjoyment? My own mother's final gift to me was a pair of shoes to speed my travels away from this god-forsacken town of little root.

I was in my basement monolouguing the whole time. I should have filmed it.
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#21 - Brendansmom (09/08/2012) [-]
> MFW my names Brendan
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