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Irish philosophy
drinks all around.
IRISH PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sink,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
more is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about,
But if you my to hell,
you' ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time. to ,
so WHY WARRY
There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sink,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
more is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about,
But if you my to hell,
you' ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You wont have time. to ,
so WHY WARRY
...
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yourmommydicknow (09/07/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
Irish only worry about one thing...alcohol running out
#13
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judgeofthefunny **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Bravo Irish. I lift a pint to you, Cheers
#168
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Jackimole ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-] So an Irish man is sitting at home during a huge blizzard, when he realizes that he's run out of booze!
So he heads out to the liquor store, and buys a large bottle of whiskey.
When he gets back, he starts walking up his steps, but BAM! He slipped on his icy steps.
He's laying on his back, and he feels a warm liquid spreading, and he says to himself:
"Dear God, let that be blood..."
So he heads out to the liquor store, and buys a large bottle of whiskey.
When he gets back, he starts walking up his steps, but BAM! He slipped on his icy steps.
He's laying on his back, and he feels a warm liquid spreading, and he says to himself:
"Dear God, let that be blood..."
#83
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mrskyler (09/08/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Stopped in traffic an hour ago in Dublin , looking a little tired and meh, taxi driver looks over and asks "Are you worrying?"
I replied "ah no just tired"
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that shit"
I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
I replied "ah no just tired"
to which he replied " grand , no need to be worrying , no need at all for that shit"
I think I just received a life lesson from a taxi driver with a passed out girl in the back....
#176
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poptartsniper (09/08/2012) [-] An Irish Man is late for a meeting.
He is looking for a parking spot, but can't find one.
He prays, "Dear God, if you can give me a spot I'll give up me liquor and quit me cursin'."
Just at that moment a spot miraculously appears.
The Irish man says, "Never mind, God, I found one."
He is looking for a parking spot, but can't find one.
He prays, "Dear God, if you can give me a spot I'll give up me liquor and quit me cursin'."
Just at that moment a spot miraculously appears.
The Irish man says, "Never mind, God, I found one."
#187
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N. Korean citizen (09/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
...
If you Die
There is nothing to worry about
Because you are dead and your sentience is forever lost
If you Die
There is nothing to worry about
Because you are dead and your sentience is forever lost
#182
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chrizac (09/08/2012) [-] My Grandad has this on his wall, I've been reading it since I was little.
It is an ingenious piece of work.
It is an ingenious piece of work.
#55
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zerokelvin ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-] When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we do not sin.
When we do not sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-Irish Toast
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we do not sin.
When we do not sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-Irish Toast
#26
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N. Korean citizen (09/07/2012) [-]
This comment isn't very productive considering that I can only comment once an hour.
#23
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zombierepellent (09/07/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
i get that stereotypes are funny and stuff but why do people think the Irish folk are all drunks, my dads Irish (born in Belfast but lived in Australia 43/46 years) Australians are stereotypically drunk aswell but my dad along with his sister and all the other family on that side, none of them drink very much. I dont understand where the stereotype comes from..
