das muh shaniqua.. o wait. . Messages (217) 506 Text Message Oct 25, 2011 8: 03 PM Leave me alone not gonna go out with u gonna ask eliana out RE:) feel the sam das muh shaniqua o wait Messages (217) 506 Text Message Oct 25 2011 8: 03 PM Leave me alone not gonna go out with u ask eliana RE:) feel the sam
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Oct 25, 2011 8: 03 PM
Leave me alone not
gonna go out with u
gonna ask eliana out
RE:) feel the same way
about u but u dont pay
attention 2 me
RE: i was gonna kiss
u last week but u wooding
come in
I ms don no how 2 show it
easily
I wish I would hav gon In. I
RE: ll cant
Gess!
RE: ill go bak out with u
if u tell me
Fine I won' t tell
Oct 25, 2011 8: 30 PM
RE: IO so I guess were
going out agan and I
wanna make out 2
I wunna meek out!
RE: friday
When!
Answer this if i said u had
a nice body wood u put it
aginst me
Oct 25. 2011 8: 46 PM
RE: funy u serius
I wud put it all over u
RE: idk um i luv u
Wut do u think
RE: my momm calls me
babe
I luv u 2 baby
U gain skatin friday
Dis me send me a pic of u
RE: that
islide sho
RE: who this
Me. You' been texting
I the wrong numb
Oct 25, 2011 9: 16 PM
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #30 - ortonja
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(09/07/2012) [-]
For those who found this physically painful to read, here's a translation:
Person 1: Please, leave me be. I do not wish to have a relationship with you.
Person 2: I urge you to reconsider.
P1: Why do you say such a thing?
P2: Because I have feelings for you.
P1: I also have feelings for you, but you do not make this obvious.
P2: I am unable to express these feelings easily.
P1: I planned to kiss you last week, but you did not make yourself visible.
P2: I regret not doing so, for I wish to do more than kiss with you
P1: Please provide an example of such activities.
P2: I am unable to do so.
P1: May I enquire as to your reasoning for this?
P2: Are you so dense as that you are unable to make an estimate of my intentions?
P1: I regret to inform you that I am.
P2: Why?
P1: It appears I am a gigantic ignoramus.
P2: If you are a such a simpleton, then I shall not tell you of my desires.
P1: If you do so, I will take you on a romantic courtship.
P2: I desire to perform the advanced stages of kissing.
P1: I also wish to do this. Please specify a time and location.
P2: It is customary for you to do so.
P1: The coming Friday.
P1: Please answer this question for me. Would you deem it arrogant if I indicated pride in my physique?
P2: To the contrary, I would find such a thing impressive.
P1: Is this true?
#107 to #30 - cjasper
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(09/08/2012) [-]
thanking you good sir
User avatar #31 to #30 - ortonja
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(09/07/2012) [-]
(cont.)
P2: Indeed.
P1: My gratitude, good lady.
P2: And what are your opinions of me?
P1: I think I may have been struck by the arrow of cupid himself!
P2: I feel the same way!
P1: Your love for me is greater than that of my mother.
P1: I would like to invite you to a shared activity with me.
P1: Please accept this portrait of myself.
P2: [transmits portrait]
P1: I have been deceived! Who is the subject of this portrait!?!
P2: It is I. I have been deceiving you, for I am not the intended recipient of your love.
P1: Who are you, charlatan?!?
P2: I reside in Pennsylvania.
#37 to #31 - klontong
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(09/07/2012) [-]
Wat is dis? German?
#41 to #31 - lonelyboy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
You've earned this, you are the link we need. Now, go teach dolan.
You've earned this, you are the link we need. Now, go teach dolan.
#34 to #31 - penisburger
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(09/07/2012) [-]
This was more funny than the original post.
#40 to #31 - demideus
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#2 - ahj
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(09/07/2012) [-]
that ******* picture
#5 - bitchplzzz
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(09/07/2012) [-]
Dumb ******* ****** cant type for ****
#6 to #5 - xsap [OP]
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#8 to #6 - Inkfeist
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#48 - fattymcstubbylegs
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(09/07/2012) [-]
Not even the children


Were spared
#89 to #48 - blankyyy
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Why did i laugh so much at that?
Why did i laugh so much at that?
#19 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/07/2012) [-]
#25 - supercrazyhaha
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(09/07/2012) [-]
what I was expecting
#29 to #25 - yeahitsmitch
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(09/07/2012) [-]
#45 - realyboredguy
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(09/07/2012) [-]
Dolan has better grammar then them.
#49 to #45 - anon id: 96a83380
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(09/07/2012) [-]
*than

******* idiot.
#50 to #49 - realyboredguy
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(09/07/2012) [-]
Ah ****. Still a step higher than the post.
User avatar #52 to #49 - bladebites
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(09/08/2012) [-]
Just the "*than" would've been fine, you know. Damn.
#54 - duchessofcorn
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(09/08/2012) [-]
Their screams only fueled my erection
#71 - darthblam
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(09/08/2012) [-]
#55 - TheBagel
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(09/08/2012) [-]
Why did they keep typing "RE:" before everything? That confused me so much...
#58 to #55 - Visual
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/08/2012) [-]
Probably using one of those free texting apps
Probably using one of those free texting apps