das muh shaniqua.. o wait. . Messages (217) 506 Text Message Oct 25, 2011 8: 03 PM Leave me alone not gonna go out with u gonna ask eliana out RE:) feel the sam
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das muh shaniqua.. o wait

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Oct 25, 2011 8: 03 PM
Leave me alone not
gonna go out with u
gonna ask eliana out
RE:) feel the same way
about u but u dont pay
attention 2 me
RE: i was gonna kiss
u last week but u wooding
come in
I ms don no how 2 show it
easily
I wish I would hav gon In. I
RE: ll cant
Gess!
RE: ill go bak out with u
if u tell me
Fine I won' t tell
Oct 25, 2011 8: 30 PM
RE: IO so I guess were
going out agan and I
wanna make out 2
I wunna meek out!
RE: friday
When!
Answer this if i said u had
a nice body wood u put it
aginst me
Oct 25. 2011 8: 46 PM
RE: funy u serius
I wud put it all over u
RE: idk um i luv u
Wut do u think
RE: my momm calls me
babe
I luv u 2 baby
U gain skatin friday
Dis me send me a pic of u
RE: that
islide sho
RE: who this
Me. You' been texting
I the wrong numb
Oct 25, 2011 9: 16 PM
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User avatar #30 - ortonja (09/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
For those who found this physically painful to read, here's a translation:
Person 1: Please, leave me be. I do not wish to have a relationship with you.
Person 2: I urge you to reconsider.
P1: Why do you say such a thing?
P2: Because I have feelings for you.
P1: I also have feelings for you, but you do not make this obvious.
P2: I am unable to express these feelings easily.
P1: I planned to kiss you last week, but you did not make yourself visible.
P2: I regret not doing so, for I wish to do more than kiss with you
P1: Please provide an example of such activities.
P2: I am unable to do so.
P1: May I enquire as to your reasoning for this?
P2: Are you so dense as that you are unable to make an estimate of my intentions?
P1: I regret to inform you that I am.
P2: Why?
P1: It appears I am a gigantic ignoramus.
P2: If you are a such a simpleton, then I shall not tell you of my desires.
P1: If you do so, I will take you on a romantic courtship.
P2: I desire to perform the advanced stages of kissing.
P1: I also wish to do this. Please specify a time and location.
P2: It is customary for you to do so.
P1: The coming Friday.
P1: Please answer this question for me. Would you deem it arrogant if I indicated pride in my physique?
P2: To the contrary, I would find such a thing impressive.
P1: Is this true?
#2 - ahj (09/07/2012) [-]
that ******* picture
#5 - bitchplzzz (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dumb ******* ****** cant type for ****
#48 - fattymcstubbylegs (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not even the children


Were spared
#25 - supercrazyhaha (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what I was expecting
#45 - realyboredguy (09/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dolan has better grammar then them.
#54 - duchessofcorn (09/08/2012) [-]
Their screams only fueled my erection
#55 - TheBagel (09/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why did they keep typing "RE:" before everything? That confused me so much...
#103 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
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da fuq is with all that RE: and ------ **** ? it was physically painful to read
#57 - AceofHearts (09/08/2012) [-]
OH GOD THAT WAS GLORIOUS!
OH GOD THAT WAS GLORIOUS!
#73 - amidgetwalrus (09/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
TL;DR
#81 to #73 - superunclesam (09/08/2012) [-]
I know the 			*******		 grammar was painful, but READ
I know the ******* grammar was painful, but READ
#1 - lupislord (09/07/2012) [-]
I couldn't read a word... until the end there
I couldn't read a word... until the end there
#4 - seffie (09/07/2012) [-]
#47 - zombehhh (09/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #36 - katysummers (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm from PA too... 10/10 would bang...
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