Obama

unfortunately it wasnt me, i found the pic somewhere on the interwebs and only added the text myself... if you need the original, just let me know.

I don't need it, but if you can, you should link the original.

No one cares.

What's your point? Reddit is a great website.

He doesn't understand the concept of viral content.

sry, don't remember where i got it from...

It was Hellen Keller, she said thank, or please let me free. Can't read sign langauge.

Being faithful to your spouse means (i might be paraphrasing the definition) not fucking other people. So a lack of faith would mean she was fucking other people

False

For the love of God, please tell me you didn't think that was real...

Don't mean to be rude, but your sarcasm sucks dick.

Work on it.

Yeah, I figured. This wasn't the place for sarcasm anyway.

Swag = Secretly We Are gay
Ok so this means Romney isn't gay.
Also meaning Obama thinks he has swag meaning he is gay and Michelle is secretly a man.

Well there was that one guy who claimed he gave Obama a blow job for money. And those 3 openly gay men in Obama's church who all wound up dead.

Swag is short for Swagger that secretly we are gay shit is fiction

**JimmyBananas rolled a random image posted in comment #905394 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Thats what i was thinking

that picture creeps me the fuck out

no

ok i changed my mind, now your pic creeps me the fuck out

check this thread funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4076070/How+long+does+a+queen+last/ theres 1 goin on over there

"i don't have no clue bout the merrica politics. but i do like obama, he black "
I'm guessing you vote, if at all that is, you're a Democrat vote. Also GRAMMAR!

i am in fact a scone munching queen worshiper

MFW YFW

I would like everyone to know that I had a boner before I saw that

My peepee feels funny

ummmmmm

I C WAT U DED THEIR

welp i guess pinkie pie is gonna try to ban you.. fuck

Well.. I like cheese..

Vermin Supreme... He promised ponies to everyone.

Why not Zoidberg?

oh shit I thought that was the republican elephant when I was reading

don't take it too seriously. im just a friendly supporter

Im going to ignore that question.

dose the term americunt count for non-americans ?
if u have something to insult then don't be a anon about it

Maybe I'm not watching tv as much as I used to, but the ads seem less annoying than in 2008.

haha you're welcome

I have the same views, but reversing the roles. At least Obama is trying to create jobs, last I heard, Romney's plan was to outsource work.

and the Pell Grant, that helps me too

WTF? I don't know how Obama gets any credit for even trying to create jobs, all he's done on the economy of importance is borrow money. That's not a real solution. As far as Romney's plan being to outsource work - that's just plain stupid. The Obama campaign claimed that Romney outsourced jobs when he worked for Bain, but they weren't able to offer any evidence (which didn't stop them from repeating it over and over and over). As far as the pell grant issue, Romney proposed a certain dollar amount of cuts to the government. Obama's campaign then took that amount, worked under the assumption that it would include cuts to pell grants, divided pell grant amounts by the federal budget, then claimed Romney wants to cut pell grants by that amount - totally dishonest. Pell grants get paid back (at least for the most part). Here's a quote, "Castro also insisted Romney and Ryan would “gut” Pell Grants for lower-income college students. Actually, the Ryan budget calls only for “limiting the growth” of spending for the program, and Ryan has said the maximum grant of $5,550 would not be decreased."

Anyway, be careful who you believe.

Well, because we don't have Ron Paul, regardless of who you vote for we're are going to go downhill. We know that Obama is just another bush and he probably won't change much if re-elected. I don't know if half the stuff Romney is spewing is bullshit or not so I have no clue what he'll actually do. All I know is he's as bad as Obama, maybe in different ways.

Obama took part in outsourcing jobs when the feds raided Gibson guitars here in the US citing illegally imported bare rosewood to make fret boards here. It would have been legal if they just imported finished fret boards from overseas. So he is kind of a hippocrit.

A president doesn't outsource jobs. Business owners move jobs to where they can make most profit. Higher taxes and regulations make companies move their jobs.

you should watch romneys nomination. even if you cant bear other people, still watch it, because romney promises more jobs if he is elected. I dont neccesarily like either, but at least know that romney is trying to create jobs as well.

Are you retarded? No presidents plan would be to outsource jobs. Obama's accusing him of having outsourced jobs in the past and is saying he'll do it during his presidency, which is another thing no president would ever intentionally do.

Someone on FJ with the same view as mine? Can't be.

Two strong opinons! ON FUNNYJUNK?!

have a couple of green thumbs :)

I don't get why you got thumbed down, I think Ron Paul should be the next president. He's trying to put forth what our founding fathers wanted America to be.

Ron paul 2016?

Which is basically what i'm thinking, at least as far as obama and romney go. Pick your poison, it'll affect how long it takes for us to die.

Paul would be a great choice if he wasn't so radical and hte media didn't obscure him so much.
Don't get me wrong he has some very great ideas....
But some of them, they way he presents them, I don't know

thats some of my best

Does anyone else see that he calls Spider-Man "Peter?"

Nope

It happened once, OK?
How could she cheat on me like that?

don't do drugs kids.

I think it is a spiderman thread

Lets get this party started

The party dont start till i walk in

Boom.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh so much!

For me, it's the face and the fact he actually believes this.

canada is not all bad ya know

yeah i hear its just like america except without all the shitstorm stereotypes. id rather be that country that no one knows about than that country full of fat assholes. you live there?

Sadly no, but I wish I did.......

Good riddance to you, then.

Yep.

This is a prime example of how fucked the Two-Party System is.