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None of you will use this.... Not mine, just something i found humorous. FOR GIRLFRIEND GENERAL Hum: CEC] Masha many Ava: -we Ema! WA Clams Dun Cams Um EBB? we

Not mine, just something i found humorous

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Submitted: 09/06/2012
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#68 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]
Fixed.

for me at least
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#126 to #68 - dickthebutt (09/07/2012) [-]
But there's no "yes" or "no"
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User avatar #93 to #68 - xfortune (09/07/2012) [-]
They may have both.
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#305 to #78 - ToastRider (09/07/2012) [-]
yes indeed
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User avatar #84 - TheElectricCat (09/07/2012) [-]
Age: 18
Weight: 120lbs
Height: 5'7
Ethnicity: Blonde
Breast size: Massive
Do you have any piercings: Yes, nipples
Do you have any tattoos: No
Relationship Experience: no boyfriends
# of men slept with: 0
actual # slept with: 0
# of woman slept with: 0
Children: no
Weird Scars: no
STD: no
Married in next five years: If I find a caring guy
Burst into tears: no
Male friends who want to sleep with me: no
Call my mum more than once a week: no
Opposed to anal sex: no way, i've heard it's amazing


Said no girl. Ever.
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User avatar #157 to #84 - fhqwghads (09/07/2012) [-]
First name?
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User avatar #296 to #157 - pokemonstheshiz (09/07/2012) [-]
O-S-C-A-R
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User avatar #361 to #296 - fhqwghads (09/08/2012) [-]
The form said first name. You did not include it.
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User avatar #362 to #361 - pokemonstheshiz (09/08/2012) [-]
Like the Oscar Meyer Wienie commercial
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User avatar #96 to #84 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
'cuz you can't be 120 lb 5'7" and have massive boobs!

... you'd also probably be able to see every bone in her body too, that's 30 pounds under the recommended weight of a woman that's an inch shorter.
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User avatar #309 to #96 - yettinarch (09/07/2012) [-]
Actually my ex GF is about 5'5 and has D cups. So it is possible.
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User avatar #278 to #96 - garentei (09/07/2012) [-]
As far as I know you're supposed to weigh 100 lbs at 5'' and 5 lbs for every inch so she would have to weigh only 135 lbs, not that bad...
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#159 to #96 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
If a girl her height is supposed to be 150 pounds i must be weird because im a guy and im 6'3 and 150 pounds
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User avatar #171 to #159 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah, on average, woman weigh more than men.
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#186 to #171 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
are you fat or something?
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User avatar #191 to #159 - thelonelyfeel (09/07/2012) [-]
You are considered underweight, I'm 6'1 and 210lb and I'm still considered underweight for my size.
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User avatar #146 to #96 - thelonelyfeel (09/07/2012) [-]
My sister is 4'11 and like 90-110lb max and she is a C36.
I know this because her friend came out on the porch one day holding one of her bras and shouted the size.
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User avatar #173 to #146 - shashashadow (09/07/2012) [-]
if C36 is massive to you, you haven't been on the internet long.
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User avatar #189 to #173 - thelonelyfeel (09/07/2012) [-]
She has been the same cup size since she was 12 and has always been skinny. 6 years ago that wasn't normal.
Also most people with large breasts on a small body have implants.
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#94 to #84 - gogstarr (09/07/2012) [-]
Got me
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#113 to #84 - thisnick (09/07/2012) [-]
I first thought, oh god, attention whore embellishing things. MFW last line
I first thought, oh god, attention whore embellishing things.

MFW last line
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#4 - tricher (09/07/2012) [-]
I hope it pay's well.
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#3 - nicktheslayer (09/07/2012) [-]
I lost it at seeing the first name coming after her breast size.
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#5 - brainstormer (09/07/2012) [-]
Ethnicity: Blonde
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#263 - ColdBeets (09/07/2012) [-]
Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. This just in, the comment section is flooded with underage females either looking for attention, deceived into filling out a form to be then propositioned by creepy dudes, filling out the form due to extreme boredom, or laughing at the aforementioned for their naivety/attention whoring.

Also, I probably forgot a few reasons.
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User avatar #273 to #263 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
You.. know.. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
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#276 to #263 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
Btw, 16 is legal in UK.
Btw, 16 is legal in UK.
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#80 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
To all you girls posting answers on FJ comments... Thanks for letting us know you're girls, you should now expect to get a few hundred messages about naked photos within the next 24 hours.
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#200 - KungFuZerO (09/07/2012) [-]
mfw name comes after breast size
mfw name comes after breast size
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#284 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Huh, the last time i saw this many girls posting at once, OP was an attractive shirtless male doing the "Turn to page ___ and sentence _____ is your sex life"

Wonder if you saw this coming OP.

I applaud everyone's honesty as well. Very few ladies trying to fill out ideal form. Though i wonder what the boyfriend application form would look like if there was a penis size option....
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User avatar #312 to #284 - theshadowed (09/07/2012) [-]
Its over 9000!
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User avatar #288 to #284 - Eleatperson [OP](09/07/2012) [-]
I had no idea...
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#297 to #288 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
well now you have a list of females to stalk in your spare time!
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#299 to #297 - Eleatperson [OP](09/07/2012) [-]
yet most of them are in the UK...
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#300 to #299 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Hmm, most of my female friends on the site appear to be Canadian....
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#302 to #300 - Eleatperson [OP](09/07/2012) [-]
I have no friends...
I have no friends...
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#321 to #302 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
UNNACCEPTABLE
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#232 - sammehh (09/07/2012) [-]
Just because everyone else is doing it.
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User avatar #243 to #232 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
ay gurl
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User avatar #265 to #246 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
somehow i'm still attracted to you haha you sound muy buenoo
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#250 to #232 - playersbewarned (09/07/2012) [-]
not opposed, hmm....
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User avatar #249 to #232 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I would hug you if I could but alas












I have no arms
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User avatar #261 to #259 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I dont have any stubbs either
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User avatar #266 to #261 - sammehh (09/07/2012) [-]
How do you manage to type?
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#286 to #266 - doctadeathbench (09/07/2012) [-]
I didnt ask for this
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#122 - venomthc (09/07/2012) [-]
Compact version.
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User avatar #2 - mcrofago (09/06/2012) [-]
i lost it at the big NO
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#290 - saxophan (09/07/2012) [-]
And suddenly, funnyjunk became a teen dating site.

Pic related, it's the result
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User avatar #318 to #290 - rieskimo (09/07/2012) [-]
So much FUPA.
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User avatar #160 - RAWRgeorgiaa (09/07/2012) [-]
Weight: 7 1/2 stone (105)
Height: 5'6
Age: 16
Breast: I'm going to have to go with small :(
Piercings: Normal ear on one side, 12mm stretched on other, centre lip.
Tattoos: Not yet
Name: Georgia

Relationships: Connor, N/A, clingy, annoying and rude, N.
Penny, N/A, too far -never talked, Y -Little bit.
# Men: 0
Actual # Men: 0
# Women: 1.

Children: No.
Scars: Yes.
STDs: Nope.
Married: Nope.
Tears: Nope.
Man whore friends: No.
Call my mum: I live with her?
Anal sex: Possibly.
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User avatar #256 to #160 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
hmm bi?
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User avatar #280 to #269 - bloodfartbrady (09/07/2012) [-]
bueno lol wish you lived near me ;D
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User avatar #292 to #280 - RAWRgeorgiaa (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm not Spanish by the way. Just sayin'.
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User avatar #359 to #292 - bloodfartbrady (09/08/2012) [-]
but you dont live in america :I
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User avatar #279 to #160 - waaw (09/07/2012) [-]
Hold on, people actually measure in stone?
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#330 to #279 - gisuar (09/07/2012) [-]
imagining beam and scales with a person on one side and several stones of completly different size made me laugh... well thumb
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User avatar #289 to #279 - RAWRgeorgiaa (09/07/2012) [-]
English people do.
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#170 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
Weight: 175LB Height: 6'2 Age: 17 Breast Size: N/A Piercings: No Tattoos: No Name: Manly Woman Relationships: Steve the rent boy. Wasn't great sex. No. Richard Dick. Wasn't fabulous enough. No. I say: 2 Actually: 9999 Women: 0 Children: No. Scars: Yes. (To much bdsm, I think) STD: No. Get married: No. Crying: SNICKERS. Friends who try to sleep with me: Quite a few, I'm just to damn Fabuuuloouusss. Call mom: I live in her basement.. in chains.. Opposed to anal: No. (Pic somewhat related...)
Weight: 175LB
Height: 6'2
Age: 17
Breast Size: N/A
Piercings: No
Tattoos: No
Name: Manly Woman
Relationships: Steve the rent boy. Wasn't great sex. No.
Richard Dick. Wasn't fabulous enough. No.
I say: 2
Actually: 9999
Women: 0
Children: No.
Scars: Yes. (To much bdsm, I think)
STD: No.
Get married: No.
Crying: SNICKERS.
Friends who try to sleep with me: Quite a few, I'm just to damn Fabuuuloouusss.
Call mom: I live in her basement.. in chains..
Opposed to anal: No.
(Pic somewhat related...)
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User avatar #185 to #170 - thatnerdyguy (09/07/2012) [-]
I think I just came.
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User avatar #208 to #185 - joeyliquid (09/07/2012) [-]
Wanna hook up? I'm totally into you.
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#73 - girlycard (09/07/2012) [-]
MFW girls are trying to show off that they're on fj
MFW girls are trying to show off that they're on fj
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#111 to #73 - thatoneginger (09/07/2012) [-]
dat .gif
dat .gif
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#154 - zombieplayground (09/07/2012) [-]
Is it just me. Or is the only REALLY important question the anal one?
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#333 - fishthud (09/07/2012) [-]
BECAUSE FORMS ARE FUN.
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User avatar #343 to #333 - baconception (09/07/2012) [-]
tattoos on the shoulders and thighs are the 2 place I find to be the sexiest place for tattoos to be on a woman
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#322 - imtwitch (09/07/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
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User avatar #226 - ataraxia (09/07/2012) [-]
Does every skunt on the internet have gauged ears?

That **** isn't attractive.
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