WOO HAD SEX!

"The male will only live a few months after mating."

Octopus keeps getting laid before the few months come ---->>> The clock of him dying resets every time he has sex.
?????
Immortal octopi

umad christianfags?

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#106 to #105 - N. Korean citizen (09/07/2012) [-]

lol maybe not an octopus but the only creature on earth that lives forever is the immortal jellyfish. look it up bitch is badass.

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#374 to #106 - pokemonstheshiz (09/07/2012) [-]

Someone missed the joke, but there are several creatures that are considered immortal. Alligators, whales, lobster, and others I don't remember don't stop repairing their cells so they don't die of old age, and are considered immortal. Plants also fall into this category.

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#155 to #105 - N. Korean citizen (09/07/2012) [-]

urafag seriously why put the 'umad christainfags?' gimme red thumbs idc but you can't just rag on a group without it being relevant. and it was irrelevant, no christian had been saying anything about this.

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#112 to #105 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

no because if even if a octopi has sex as many time as you he/she will a few months later meaning if a octopi has sex in April he will sill die in July even if he had sex a million times

Christians:1

Atheist:0

troll science:0

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#153 to #112 - vatra (09/07/2012) [-]

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#117 to #112 - pokaymahn (09/07/2012) [-]

You must be that guy that sits alone at lunch, aren't you?

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#120 to #117 - creosote (09/07/2012) [-]

No, that's me...

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#119 to #117 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

its just that im right

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#149 to #119 - CrashingSea (09/07/2012) [-]

You don't take jokes very well do you? ...

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#118 to #117 - thewizsam ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

no i have a lot of friends

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#349 to #118 - baconseed **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]

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#197 - neocortex ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

women^^

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#224 - icanhazbitches (09/07/2012) [-]

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#256 - conoriskool (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Any other animal and I wouldn't feel the need to ask.... but was it with another
octopus or an Asian?
<<< Either way

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#291 to #256 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]

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#386 - therianek (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**therianek rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Now you know what it's like ** MFW i would live forever as octopus.

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#388 to #386 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

i think we should alert the authorities..

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#412 to #386 - lordjask (09/07/2012) [-]

**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #491820 at MLP Friendly Board **

mfw

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#218 - pinkpoofcloud (09/07/2012) [-]

Doesn't matter had sex.

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#196 - holypiez (09/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Picture Perfect Pony ** what i do after sex

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#207 to #196 - littlenish (09/07/2012) [-]

I love Adventure Time, but that episode just pissed me off. I just wanted to get in there, and rip their heads off, beat the shit out of them, and rip them in half.

I'm talking about those little "cutie" whatchamacallits

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#219 to #207 - fuzzyballs (09/07/2012) [-]

ponies?

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#220 to #219 - littlenish (09/07/2012) [-]

No. The actual episode had these little cute shits that tried to kill Finn and Jake.

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#222 to #220 - fuzzyballs (09/07/2012) [-]

oh... okay then

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#226 to #220 - oregamesss (09/07/2012) [-]

**oregamesss rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at The Question ** wasn't it... the horse... that's not the episode you're talking about

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#141 - itsreallymilky (09/07/2012) [-]

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#329 - iamnewhere ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

WOO!

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#250 - lbk **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]

MFW i'm a Octopus and just had sex

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#174 - beatmasterz (09/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>have sex the moment before you die
>live months longer
>have sex again after those months
>repeat for immortality

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#177 to #174 - arcticvenom ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]

>have sex
you're out of luck buddy

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#129 - inkythesquid (09/07/2012) [-]

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#364 - ortonja (09/07/2012) [-]

f

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#376 - jaigurudevaom (09/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**jaigurudevaom rolls 33** well he didn't die a virgin

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#378 to #376 - thecoasterfreak (09/07/2012) [-]

a gif just for you.

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#381 to #376 - gisuar (09/07/2012) [-]

i wish i could say the same of myself

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#359 - godzhell **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [+] (14 replies)

At least he didn't a virgin.

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#362 to #359 - fishkrieg (09/07/2012) [-]

I think you accidently your sentence

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#387 to #362 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

this made me laugh a lot, thank you :')

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#391 to #387 - fishkrieg (09/07/2012) [-]

always a pleasure

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#409 to #387 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]

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#411 to #409 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

oh hey there :3

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#413 to #411 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]

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#415 to #413 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

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#417 to #416 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

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#419 to #417 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]

This is how I dance.

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#420 to #419 - zombiestookmybike (09/07/2012) [-]

you dance very well. this is how i dance.

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#422 to #420 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]

I wish I could dance like that.

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#435 to #387 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]

There's someone lurking this thread that doesn't like me.

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#479 to #359 - godzhell **User deleted account** (09/07/2012) [-]

Fuck... Broken language. SAD face. DIE A FUCKING VIRGIN. ^____^

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#247 - hole (09/07/2012) [-]

If I were an octopus, my life would never get shorten

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#109 - phanact (09/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)

I saw the first panel and immediately thought of hentai

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