Confessional Poem. ^half true story........I just told her to shave her arms lol jk. she loves me thanks to the romantic poem <br /> comment and rate.< confessional poem zomba comic lol what are You doing Reading These leave a goddamn comment then rate
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Confessional Poem

^half true story........I just told her to shave her arms lol jk. she loves me thanks to the romantic poem <br />
comment and rate.<br />
love you all -Z

Hopefully
this will
get. the point
across to her
This stuff
is to hard
Thinking*
Roses are red.
But. my heart. is
blue.
For i am away
from you.
I keep things
inside.
But. it doesn' t
make them
any less
You make diamonds
look like dirt.
Although you shine.
my eyes don' t hurt.
The sun looks
pale.
And all art
stale.
And all of my
abilities,
start: to fail.
For l oan' t function
properly while thinking
of you.
Just. writing this makes
my hand shake.
But. itjust he said.
If your heart,
I' ll take.
There is
something.
That. must. he
shared.
yrou' l
honour, and agree
quite fair.
But. as l write it.
My heart. ALARMS!
But. sweetheart
PLEASE.
Shave your arms...
...
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User avatar #74 - vonKarma (05/08/2010) [+] (20 replies)
It started so well, that late winter's night
Quite hot she looked, I must say at first sight
Her shirt she took off, with naught even a care
And that's when I saw, this girl was covered with hair
And so I said unto her, while I do crave some nookie
I'll be damned my dear, if I sleep with a wookie.
User avatar #104 - echodelta (05/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"...After you do
Such sweet love we'll make
Go out with me
or i'll **** you with a rake."
User avatar #124 - godsgrace (05/08/2010) [-]
The sky was dark, the moon was high, All alone, just her and I.
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue, I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so smooth her legs so fine, I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart, but slowly, she spread her legs apart.
And when she did, I felt no shame. All at once, the white stuff came.
At last its finished; its all over now; my first time ever at milking a cow...
#244 - anonymous (05/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
roses are red violets are blue AND ILL **** YOU WITH A RAKE!
#248 to #244 - DoctorElephant **User deleted account** (05/08/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
so get in my van
User avatar #154 - cmm (05/08/2010) [-]
roses are red
I'll **** you with a rake
User avatar #224 - LeoLeonardoIII (05/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red
Poems are corny
Take me to bed cause I'm feeling horny
When roses are red, they need to be plucked
And the next time I see you, your gonna get ******
Your so sexy, you drive me insane
Without you, I feel so much pain
Your sexy voice puts me in a slumber
Oh **** , I'm sorry, I got the wrong number
User avatar #158 - cantfindausername (05/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
i am schizofrentic
and so am i
User avatar #138 - XxapolloxX (05/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
roses are grey,
violets are grey,
.... **** i'm colorblind
User avatar #43 - lordfrydaixiii (05/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
some flowers are real
others are fake
give me your number
or get ****** by a rake
User avatar #336 - hellborncheese (05/08/2010) [-]
possibly a little off topic, but
roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia,
poem writes you!
User avatar #22 - SquishyHaribo (05/08/2010) [-]
roses are red

violets are blue

I will **** you with a rake
User avatar #262 - holycrapiliektoast (05/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a dick
o **** you do too?
User avatar #230 - JimiHendrix (05/08/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**JimiHendrix rolls 31**
If this is 32 then please stop making comics about your girlfriend
#187 - lolcleverusername (05/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
roses are red,
violets are blue,
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
+12
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+12
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User avatar #139 - ConorKluth (05/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This comic's not bad,
not one of your best.
But seriously man,
sort out her chest.
User avatar #267 - reptaur (05/08/2010) [-]
looks like this relationship
*puts on sunglasses*
might get hairy

YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #174 - skulledwolf (05/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to ******** you with a rake
User avatar #176 to #174 - bouchedag (05/08/2010) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not paying child support so STFU
#250 - GrammarNaziTwo (05/08/2010) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I can't rhyme
for my ******* life.
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