I literally spent 15 minutes trying to find an actual pig in the cockpit flying the helicopter...pissed off now to actually get the joke and not laugh. -_-
Well i found my spare keyboard (always have a back up). and it seems someone is thumbing us down. i recommend you get a new keyboard as well, less you want to drown in the sea of red.
hm. I just discovered that calling police "pigs" apparently is one of FJ's "buttons"
On a related note, I've never really had anything against Sheriffs or any City PD, most of the time they're just going about their job as they should, but the highway patrol, at least in my area, are ******* assholes. Begin rant: They turn on their sirens to get through intersections or traffic all the time, and don't even pretend it's for a legitimate reason (they'll turn them off right after they get through, one time I even saw one go into a parking lot and park in front of a restaurant before turning off his lights). They're also ******* rude and seem to think they're superior to the general population. Story time: I've been pulled over twice for "bad registration," both times there was nothing wrong with my registration and he found out after re-running my plates or something, and both times the cop talked down to me like I was in kindergarten and broke the rules. The first time, the cop at least tried to apologize for the inconvenience, but the way he said it, he may as well have just said, "go **** yourself." Also, have you ever called one of them "sir"? They get all indignant and correct you, "That's OFFICER."