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working at ren fair
A' a random guard
We my duty's harass strangers in the name ofthe king
gget paid well
At' s pirate week
exmaple running around as pirates dam pirate things
see hot chick stealing sh mething from a stall
sinews my chance
walk upto her
sshe knows i know
yell at thetop at my lungs
RIG HT THERE CRIMINAL EAI: . l"
run
hi give chase
that bitch to the ground
Miche yells "RAPE"
A yell "' HID LATED THE LAW"
Iwd gathers
sesame guy pulls me off at her
she pulls cute knife
****
sshe stabs me in the std ma ch
breaks off my armer
elm ******* invincible
him the face with a metal gauntlet
sure his face is bro ken
arrives
what the **** happened here?"
x-" Sire this woman was stealing. iwantto apprehend her."
saking checks woman
inds EDGE
War and the guy taken away
saget pro motion
behead ofthe king' s guard
sprin cess In ves me for my heroism
dustep thieves get bitch es
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Submitted: 09/05/2012
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#9 - Visual (09/06/2012) [-]
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL THE CRIMINAL SCUM HAVE BEEN APPREHENDED IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
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User avatar #60 - Rockaman (09/06/2012) [-]
He tried to knife you in full plate? WTF is he retarded?
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User avatar #67 to #60 - EntropyAttack (09/06/2012) [-]
Never underestimate the stupidity of other people.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - fuzzyballs (09/06/2012) [-]
there might be a slight chance this is a fake story
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User avatar #64 to #62 - Rockaman (09/06/2012) [-]
Only a teeny weeny chance though, we all know everything on the interwebz is 100% legit!
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User avatar #118 to #62 - thereisaguy [OP](09/06/2012) [-]
possibly
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User avatar #120 to #118 - fuzzyballs (09/06/2012) [-]
thank you for confirming what I said 7 hours ago
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#121 to #120 - thereisaguy [OP](09/06/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking awhile, I was asleep.
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#42 - gevaudan (09/06/2012) [-]
Criminal scum, I...
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#3 - krylok **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #5 - fightforfate (09/06/2012) [-]
you could see her nipples...no body tell my black son
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#6 to #5 - thereisaguy [OP](09/06/2012) [-]
shhhhh
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User avatar #8 to #5 - heraske (09/06/2012) [-]
What the **** are you talkin' about? It's called an invisible bra.
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User avatar #69 - dabronydude (09/06/2012) [-]
my only doubt is how the **** do you chase and tackle someone in full plate, that **** is heavy it would be hard to keep up unless he was strong as **** ...
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#73 to #69 - anon (09/06/2012) [-]
You clearly havent seen the videos of men, who arent particularily fit, or muscular, who are able to do acrobatics in full plate?


if someone of mediocre fitness can do it, im sure Security guy has the potential to do it...
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User avatar #91 to #69 - jafkdb (09/06/2012) [-]
It's simple, he had +5 speed in that armor.
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User avatar #71 to #69 - klulli ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
According to physics, if the awesomeness of someones armor is equal or greater to that of the mass to his armor, they cancel each other out.
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#43 - grogovic (09/06/2012) [-]
This image has expired
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#70 - billybong (09/06/2012) [-]
his face when >She yells "RAPE"
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#17 - betotigresgol (09/06/2012) [-]
"his face is broken"
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#50 - hargleblarg ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
What actually happened.
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#45 - spankidanki (09/06/2012) [-]
it's pirate week!
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#103 - lazaman (09/06/2012) [-]
I lost it at "criminal scum"
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#25 - ahj (09/06/2012) [-]
my black son isn't gonna be happy with those tits, son
my black son isn't gonna be happy with those tits, son
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User avatar #34 to #25 - gravitystereo (09/06/2012) [-]
i lol'd so hard
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User avatar #92 - admiralen (09/06/2012) [-]
almost sad you didnt scream "THIS IS THE PART WHEN YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH"
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#15 - Maroon (09/06/2012) [-]
you gotta be retarded to try stabbing a dude in armor lol also i really wanna work at a Renascence (spell check says thats how you spell it. looks very wrong...) fair now
you gotta be retarded to try stabbing a dude in armor lol

also i really wanna work at a Renascence (spell check says thats how you spell it. looks very wrong...) fair now
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User avatar #27 to #15 - commontroll (09/06/2012) [-]
Most of those armors are crappy, it's pretty surprising that he supposedly had real armor.
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#31 to #15 - anon (09/06/2012) [-]
Sounds more like an SCA event to be honest
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User avatar #32 to #15 - zhon (09/06/2012) [-]
no, that's how spellcheck tells you to spell renascence; what you mean is Renaissance :)
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#19 to #15 - tsaint (09/06/2012) [-]
renaissance
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User avatar #20 to #19 - Maroon (09/06/2012) [-]
yeah, that's what I typed and the red line was all like "nah dude"
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#21 to #20 - tsaint (09/06/2012) [-]
dirty bitch of a lie spell check.
I write papers and every medical term gets a red squiggle. I just sigh and print it anyway
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User avatar #22 to #21 - Maroon (09/06/2012) [-]
dude, it kills me sometimes. I'm sitting there staring at words questioning my own sanity/intelligence.
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#30 - clasp (09/06/2012) [-]
Awesome story btw.
Awesome story btw.
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