Bitch got schooled
I Anonymous 10/ 1 7/ ) 1 : 072491
One evening last week, my girlfriend and f were getting into bed.
Weill, the picasion starts to heat pp, and she eventually saws. I dent feel like it, I just want yen he held mm'
I said, 'WHAT?? What was that? l'
So she says the words that every boyfriend en the planet dreads to hear-..
Qmhe just nut in touch with my unrational needs as a woman mung for me to satisfy your physical needs as a mas'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, C ant yen just love me for who I am and not what I do for yen in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was gaming to happen that night, I werito sleep-
The veg.’ next day I opted tn take the dray off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went stropping at a big, big unnamed department store I amend with
her while she tried en several expensive outfits. She ' t decide which one to take, so I told her we' d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to new clothes, sen
I said, 'Lets gets. each outfit/
The went on to the jewelry department where she picked nut apaer of diamond earrings. Let me tell yma- she was st: excite& She must have theright I was one wane short a. shipwreck. I
started to we she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn' t even know how to play tennis.
I . clopp when I said, ‘Tans fine, horr' She was . ofthe excitement. extorted .,
and assay. ins go
Her in just were completely sun. as her with abashed,. '
she was gaming tokiomi, Bassed, ''?'
Apparently It not having sectoreight at least that bitch Tin smarter than her.
One evening last week, my girlfriend and f were getting into bed.
Weill, the picasion starts to heat pp, and she eventually saws. I dent feel like it, I just want yen he held mm'
I said, 'WHAT?? What was that? l'
So she says the words that every boyfriend en the planet dreads to hear-..
Qmhe just nut in touch with my unrational needs as a woman mung for me to satisfy your physical needs as a mas'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, C ant yen just love me for who I am and not what I do for yen in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was gaming to happen that night, I werito sleep-
The veg.’ next day I opted tn take the dray off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went stropping at a big, big unnamed department store I amend with
her while she tried en several expensive outfits. She ' t decide which one to take, so I told her we' d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to new clothes, sen
I said, 'Lets gets. each outfit/
The went on to the jewelry department where she picked nut apaer of diamond earrings. Let me tell yma- she was st: excite& She must have theright I was one wane short a. shipwreck. I
started to we she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn' t even know how to play tennis.
I . clopp when I said, ‘Tans fine, horr' She was . ofthe excitement. extorted .,
and assay. ins go
Her in just were completely sun. as her with abashed,. '
she was gaming tokiomi, Bassed, ''?'
Apparently It not having sectoreight at least that bitch Tin smarter than her.
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