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Never Again
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Fap time. Mom' s been on my case *Rees per .. friend“
with the perm lately. Gotta play
Rees super fine hat bitch tagged
in pics''
Reads comments on pics.'
Miss you girl! t' i
miss you every day girl
R. I. P Derpina
with the perm lately. Gotta play
Rees super fine hat bitch tagged
in pics''
Reads comments on pics.'
Miss you girl! t' i
miss you every day girl
R. I. P Derpina
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I don't know about you guys, but I watch actual porn when I fap... it just feels... wrong to fap to people I know. I mean, sure, there are bikini pictures that I guess you could say get a rise outta me (budum, tsss) but I don't think I could really fap to someone I know in real life.
> wife dies
> buy a Ouija board
> try to talk to her
> she moves the triangle piece thing
> we start talking
> things are deep for a while
> start's to get lusty
> I start rubbing my cock
> I feel her hand on me
> we start doing foreplay over the Ouija board
> eventually start doing it with a ghost
> Cant see her, but I can feel my penis in her ghost anus
> finish us
> look at the Ouija board and start writing down the letters
> the message said "OMG im not your wife and you just did it with a gay ghost, lmafo!!!"
fml
> buy a Ouija board
> try to talk to her
> she moves the triangle piece thing
> we start talking
> things are deep for a while
> start's to get lusty
> I start rubbing my cock
> I feel her hand on me
> we start doing foreplay over the Ouija board
> eventually start doing it with a ghost
> Cant see her, but I can feel my penis in her ghost anus
> finish us
> look at the Ouija board and start writing down the letters
> the message said "OMG im not your wife and you just did it with a gay ghost, lmafo!!!"
fml
#142
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drmrniceguy (09/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Yeah I can't fap to girls that I know (just imagination) anymore because I've found it makes it so much more awkward to talk to them.
Or maybe that is just me. :P
Or maybe that is just me. :P
#151
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sippay (09/06/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
about 25% of all girls you see in porn are dead. unless you watch underage porno
most people's laughter you hear in comedy shows is of dead people.
watching porn and comedy will never be the same again
most people's laughter you hear in comedy shows is of dead people.
watching porn and comedy will never be the same again
#189
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IncarceratedNinja (09/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
"moms been getting on my case about porn lately" dude wtf. Do you browse on your family computer out in the middle of the room and bust your load on the keyboard or something??