Bullshit

Well, depends on you you want to look at it. My parents arent full of shit, so his statement about parents being full of shit could be full of shit from my point of view. But i wont go there. George is awesome, and one of the people filled with the least amount of shit

did your parents ever tell you about Santa, the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy?

I dont know if i ever truly believed in it, since it mustve been when i was a kid. But i can hardly see my mom tell about Santa, as she disliked celebrating christmas, and when we were old enough to understand, i gladly celebrated winter solstice instead. Easter bunny.. Well, how i am to remember. We dont have the whole hiding eggs thing, and as for the toothfairy, then the period where i lost teeth i was mostly aware of my mom handing me money..
Whether she told me or not, or whether i believed it or not, i am still grateful for watching star trek and documentaries with her at young age, and how incredible not full of shit she is, and how much i look up to her and her ideals. Well, same goes for my dad, but he died when i was a kid

Yes! This comic is cynical as... something very cynical. People are not out to get us; they have just been mislead themselves.This quote makes it out like you should just scream bullshit at everything you hear, but that isn't what finding the truth means. Finding the truth means looking for answer that pleases you and you can live with. Do I believe in a universal truth? Yes, but I'm not going to beat you over the head with books proving my point screaming,"YOU MUTHERSUCKING BULLSHITER!".

inb4 I'm calling bullshit.

That might just be the saddest comment that I have ever heard. You act like not giving a fuck is something to be admired. The truth is that you don't understand anything about life until you get down into the pits of it. It is so fucking easy to look down from "the peak of the world" and make judgments about the people below you. But that peak in the end is just a lonely ass cliff.
And in your comment I see several lacking points of logic, which you seem to hold at such adoration. The first one being how you qualify intelligence. Intelligence is not just a number on an IQ test or the score you got on one; it is a mixture of experience and "know how", as well as, facts and dates. A man who can tell me the date that the Spanish Inquisition, but one that has not felt any sympathy to the sick is a very bull headed man indeed.
The second flaw in logic I would say is how you group people together. That is a tell tale sign that a man is, in less eloquent terms, one stupid mothersucker. Intelligence may give you the power to make respectable opinions about a group of people, but a man who accepts his opinions as fact is in now way rising above the people that he is criticizing. People maybe be mislead, but in no way does that remove you from humanity.
Third problem being that you say that belief never built anything constructive. That is just plainly a lie. Belief that there is certain principles that man must follow in order to be productive has done humanity more good than just about anything else.
Fourth flaw being that you seem to think that who isn't higher than you is below you. If you truly believe that 95% of humanity is beneath you then you better just get the fuck out of this world while you still can. Unless you find some sick pleasure in being a hermit looking out over the sprawling city thinking everyone down there is an idiot.
I realize that I may be called butthurt after posting this, but dammit your comment really rustled my jimmies.

I am just going to say that you say IQ in the top 5%, and that you are intelligent....and the first thing you say is "from a intelligent person." The correct term is "from an intelligent person."

google it...but no seriously he's funny and sooo fucking awesome at the same time

I was playing on the point of the post, that bullshit is everywhere.

somehow i have clicked the wrong comment to reply to..have a gif to shame me with please?

thank you. have a nice day

A hero has arrived!

that is truly a sad moment. He was one of the greatest comedians ever. Go to youtube now and look him up. Brilliant man, brilliant comedian, and probably could be considered a philosopher.