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Monday
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#41
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N. Korean citizen (09/05/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
You think I'm a loser? Why; because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born?
Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep.
So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head.
But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life!
And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago -- that little fact makes me a winner, baby!
- Al Bundy
Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep.
So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you.
I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head.
But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life!
And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago -- that little fact makes me a winner, baby!
- Al Bundy
#64
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xiro **User deleted account** (09/05/2012) [-] 
This isn't just Monday, this is a typical day at work.
#89
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nathanielcockburn (09/05/2012) [-] **nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #428 at Alternative Art Part 3 **
hfw the thing hes sitting on breaks
hfw the thing hes sitting on breaks
#94
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residentevilfan ONLINE (09/05/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**residentevilfan rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Why Gaben Is....Large ** MFW when it's Monday
#40
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N. Korean citizen (09/05/2012) [-]
"How dare you say that to my face!"
"Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!!" ~ Al Bundy.
youtube. com/watch?v=H9dfREH95_M
"Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!!" ~ Al Bundy.
youtube. com/watch?v=H9dfREH95_M
#126
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errortech **User deleted account** (09/05/2012) [-] **errortech rolled a random image posted in comment #296285 at MLP Friendly Board ** Mfw Monday comes around.
#105
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terrorrizor (09/05/2012) [-] **terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #991706 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** No you youngfag that's everyday, for Al Bundy at least...
