Fortune cookies wingman

Hers said "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world."

And his said "You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world."

Just in case anyone didn't catch it :)

Questionable Content?

Yes that is from questionable content

@Yelling bird...

Pft, so you live in, what? Alaska, or Hawaii? It's nearly half past four in the morning here!

i live in Norway...

So, I'm on the entirely wrong side of the planet. G'night, mate. See you around, okay?

so...i am now living on the wrong place?

now you are discriminating us...

Good, thought so :) Hope I never run into the Shame Orb, I've got a few skeletons in my closet lol

well, he is not that popular here xP

:) There needs to be a QC trend on here sometime... there's a LOT that can be thrown around, ne?

i wouldn't mind people posting QC here, as long as they give up the source and credits the artist...

Yeah... Oh, btw, this is one of my alltime favorite gifs :D

Jeph is just awesome :P

oh hey! this pic is old!

:D Who cares? Seriously cool. Bow ties are cool.

On a side note, I got my friend a stuffed Winslow a few months ago... SHE FLIPPED OUT.

She flipped out as in good or bad?...

Very, very good :D She's as big a QC fan as I am. She was with her college theater class in London doing a thing there for a few weeks; I ordered it in the mail, and arranged with her grandmother to leave it in her bedroom for her the day she got back. She was very, very happy lol

Lucky girl xP

id love to have it too heh

lol :P She's one of my best friends in the world-- and no, not like that! For all intents and purposes, she's like a little sister to me. I'm about five years older than her, and I met her when she was a kid, and I was just out of high school. Long story short, we've been... what's the phrase I wanna use? Wingmen? Soul mates? Ugh, you know what I mean.

don't use "Soul mates" thats what couples use, heh

i would go with Best friends or something like that :)

hmm...where have i seen something like this before?...
i wonder...

Noooooo nooooooo don't even go there. You say it, I swear to god and cheese crackers, I will abandon thread. It's been said before by both of us already, for crying out loud!

go where? i won't move my ass for a couple of hours :)

Sigh... Go ahead and say it, get it off your chest, then.

say what?

i wasn't getting to anything ^^

Riiiiight.

G'night, gots lots of mayhem to wreak tomorrow.

good night!?

its 11:12 here...

you have 69 likes as of 8:31 Australian Sydney time

sex, thats what happened

OP's name is onemanstand... I dont even wanna know.

Seriously, we must know.

So I was excited till I got this

so she's getting raped and you're going to try and save her and get murdered,so seems she's getting fucked either way so just run save yourself

I can't for the love of me figure out who's suppose to be the guy in this picture. :|

I PUT A CURSE ON YOU A CURSE ON YOUR COW

The guys who brought her to the city.

I Fucking Laughed so hard when reading that.
Killed the mood.

who is that reaction picture of?

One sexy beast that's who

that sexy beast looks strangely familiar

I LIKE IT BETTER IN 64 BIT NOOB

You're a disgrace for stating your opinion like that as a gamer. Just my opinion. Slut.

lol, you must've been born in the mid/late 90's

92, I played gameing consoles before nintendo and 64.

C: I was curious how you would react to that one just wanted to see who i was dealing with< also this is just a dream

that wasn't me

That's sucks for you

What anime is that?

ghost in a shell

And what exactly his voice is like?

I'm guessing you haven't watched Simpsons then...
youtu.be/W4DJFMZwaTM enjoy...

I slept with your grandmother because I'm a pimp

I stabbed a porn star because i didnt like the way she was looking at me

I needed a homeless guy because I'm good in bed.

I needed a homeless guy because I have big boobs.
So you where born on the 20th of August too!

Same day of the same year... Woah...

I shanked
a mop
because I love marijuana.

I'll tell you hwat

I shot your mom because im sexy like that....

wat

I cuddled with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I shanked a Teletubby because I love to snort cocaine!

**hentailovers rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at One Direction ** i shanked a bum because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Kinda relevant

I shanked my best friend because I'm a pimp.

I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because im sexy like that
im okay with this

I ate Paris Hilton 'cause I'm a pimp.
Sound's about right.

I'm going to be summoned every 2 minutes

I cuddled with an easter egg because hoes keep on stealing my tacos.

I don't even...

I stabbed a dog, because I'm sexy like that bro.

Oh you son-of-a...bitch-stabber

I shot a dog because hoes kept stealing my tacos...

What did the dog do to deserve such a thing?

i banged a stripper because i had to. period

I ran naked with a porn star because I like to snort cocaine....sounds about right.

I ran naked with Homer because I had to. I'm just going to piggyback on your pic since yours makes more sense.

I shot Paris Hilton because hoes kept stealing my tacos...hooray im cleaning the gene pool

I shot a pothead because I like marijuana. Makes sense.

I stabbed a drink because I've got abs

I smoked with an Easter egg because i'm gay

I ran shirtless with a golf ball because i'm a pimp.
Wut.

i smoked with homer because i love to snort cocaine...

I'm Smoking with
Your Mom
Because I Love Marijuana

That's not very far-fetched at all

I ran shirtless with a condom because I have abs.

i ran naked with a hippie because i love marijuana

I ran naked with a stripper because im sexy like that.

I beat a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

I banged a horse because I'm sexy like that.

i cuddled with the cookie monster because i have abs

help. me....

i beat a homeless guy up because he kept stealing my tacos

I beat the coockie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

well damn

I cuddled with my best friend because I have AMAZING boobs.

I shot a toothbrush because I have abs...

I needed a pothead because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

I slept with a pornstar becuase hoes keep stealing my tacos

So many people are wearing black or white shirts!

I shot my best friend because I smoke marijuana
one of the many reasons to legalize it.

i ate a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran naked with some crack heads because I love to snort cocaine.

And now we know everybody's birthday and clothing.

I ran naked with a stripper because I like marihuanna. Not sure if I like this.

I ate a homo because i'm a pimp.


oh god.

i stabbed a condom because i have amazing boobs.

I ate a golf ball cause I have AMAZING boobs.

I ate a hippie because hoes kept stealing my tacos.

understandable you must have been hungry because those damn hoes keep taking your tacos

I beat a homeless guy cause I have amazing boobs.

I shot my best friend because I had to. It killed me to do it, but I know he would have done the same for me if I'd been bitten too...

i ran naked with my lover because i'm sexy like that

i ran naked with a toothbrush because i've got abs

i cuddled with a bum because im a pimp

I cuddled with homer because I'm a pimp......wut

I shanked some crack heads cause I'm sexy like that

I need a homeless guy, because i'm sexy like that.

I shot your mom because I have amazing boobs.

I guess being a flat chested male means having great boobs...

I ran naked with homer because I love to snort cocaine

I stabbed Homer because I'm sexy like that.

GIVE ME A HORSE!

I smoked with a golf ball because hoes keep stealing my tacos. FML

I shot the Kool-Aid man because i have a noodle in my nose.
...

...

Win

I needed a bowl of cereal because I have great boobs. Moo, bitches.

I ate Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp. Nice.

i shot some crack heads because i have AMAZING boobs.


fuck yea.

I shanked a stripper cause I'm sexy like that... I'm okay with this.

I banged a home because hoes keep stealing my tacos and I'm sexy like that. :I This is the first time I ever told anyone of any of my dark secrets...

I banged the trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I beat a toothbrush because i love marijuana...

I shot a homeless guy because I'm a pimp

I ran naked with a homeless guy because hoes keep stealing my tacos! WAT

I banged a condom because i have double D's...

I beat a bum because I'm sexy like that.

i ran shirtless with my lover because i'm a pimp

I ran shirtless with a mop because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

i ran shirtless with Homer because hoes keep stealing my tacos... what?

I beat up a horse because I've got abs

**berserklol rolls 077** I banged the trojan man because im a pimp dafuq...

I needed a hippie cause I love marijuana.

AND ITS FUCKING TRUE

mfw Im blazed.

I slept with a hippie because I'm sexy like that. I have very mixed feelings about this.

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I´m a pimp. :D

I stabbed the cookie moster! muwahaha, btw i was wearing a black shirt.

i beat a drink because i have double D's
weird thing is my initials are A.D.D

I ran naked with your mom because I love marijuana.

i ran naked with a stripper because hoes kept stealin my tacos