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Always

It happens every time...

Ihaytu to pee Fm lucky. Cine toilet is still free...
really badly...
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Submitted: 09/04/2012
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#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a restaurant. A few weeks ago, an older heavyset woman came in. Before she even asked to be seated, she wanted to use our bathroom, so I pointed her that way. Her family was with her and it took us a while to get a table for them because there were around 15 people with no reservation. When they did get seated, the old lady was still in the bathroom. About 30 minutes later, I started getting complaints from customers about the state of the women's bathroom, so I asked the dishwashers to clean it. They said they couldn't because it was occupied. It was the same old lady in there.

Around an hour later I was still getting complaints. At this point, the stench coming from the bathroom was so bad, you couldn't even walk by the door without gagging. One of the dishwashers asked me to take a look inside to see if it was still occupied. It was. By that same old lady. She had taken her pants off and hung them over the stall and there was a pool of liquidy **** seeping out from under the stall. She was still ******** and had been for almost two hours, but when we asked her family to check on her, they assured us that she was fine and did this all the time.

Another hour passed of this woman defiling the bathroom in such a way that one would think she had declared war on all public toilets. She left without saying a word to anyone and without even sitting down to eat. The entire bathroom floor was covered in **** . **** splattered the wall behind the toilet. People had left the restaurant because they couldn't take the smell.
#13 - theelderscrolls (09/05/2012) [-]
woah. a 4 panel with one rage face. havent seen that in a while.
woah. a 4 panel with one rage face. havent seen that in a while.
User avatar #4 - muffinjesus (09/04/2012) [-]
i would piss on it so it could look even worse. and probably puke after... or before... during the piss maybe...
User avatar #6 - atomicsnowball (09/05/2012) [-]
Dude. I work Construction on high rise buildings, there are about 3 working toilets in the tower I'm in not including the ones by the site office or the portojohns . Holy **** bro..... these dudes will **** on top of other dudes **** , wipe their ass and toss it in the ******* installed working bathtub instead of making the attempt to flush.
#15 - otik (09/05/2012) [-]
the next bathroom
User avatar #9 - unlimitedsmoof (09/05/2012) [-]
This is the rage comic I like to see, FJ. One Rage Face, 4 panels.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Scared that people will see your penis at the urinals?
#17 to #3 - redwolfradolf (09/05/2012) [-]
It can be a bit discouraging
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User avatar #8 - supername (09/05/2012) [-]
Don't they have urinals for this problem?
User avatar #2 - misterfatman (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how in all that is holy does that **** happen?
User avatar #7 to #2 - billybong (09/05/2012) [-]
someone missed
User avatar #1 - arawan (09/04/2012) [-]
Piss on the floor and take a **** in the owner's office.
User avatar #24 - cazabrow (09/05/2012) [-]
piss all over it... its hardly gonna make a difference lol..
User avatar #22 - manananggal (09/05/2012) [-]
Dude, there's no need to panic if you're a guy just pee! Don't have to sit.
#21 - mrmeowmixmcgee (09/05/2012) [-]
You're a ******* MAN.
**** waiting for stalls.
THE WORLD IS YOUR ******* URINAL.
User avatar #12 - CallMeKing (09/05/2012) [-]
I would have just pissed anyway
#25 - patekoro (09/09/2012) [-]
oldest ragecomic in the world. idea is stolen. thumbs down
User avatar #11 - darkjustifier (09/05/2012) [-]
Sorry...............
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