nigga stole my title

I"m circumcised and I don't use lotion or any other BS

you called me?

YFW you made that comment

Just how I like my dicks, raw as fuck

IKR. Just open up PornHub, enjoy your fap then make sure you rap your bell in tissue to prevent a mess.

ditto

me2

4

7.6

6, and i'll gladly talk about mine to anyone that wants to know

7, and I masturbate to hitler.

oh that mustache...

yup...

Same

Same here.

Until you are 70 and you have to clean it out regularly.

You mean, take a shower? Everyone knows old people don't do that

Is that... cottage cheese?

Oh god...

I'd rather clean my dick everyday for the remaining 10-20 years of my life than use lube twice a day for 70 years (with the costs accompanying that).

not to mention the 40% of feeling you lose in your penis when you are circumcised.

if you are circumcised, you dont really notice the difference

because someone else made a choice for you when you weren't even able to speak. It was started to help prevent masturbation, didn't work. so they said it was for men's health, and then they found out that was a load of bs. now the only argument is looks. which is funny because women admit that an uncircumcised penis feels better, to the point to where ripped condoms are actually made to replicate the feeling of one. so basically mother's are doing this for looks. nothing else. the young age was chosen years ago because it was thought that it was less painful. well we've found out that newborns nervous systems are so sensitive, that the pain levels are actually upwards of 400% more painful then at any other time in their lives. it's something I'll always be against.

i enjoy not having an anteater snout hanging in between my legs and who gives af lol no one can remember what they felt when they were a baby

how ironic

and why the red thumbs? basing your defense of circumcision in that "you can't remember how you felt as a baby" matches perfectly the definition of retarded

look at the names, genius.

You do realize you're getting your kickers in a twist over penises...right?

hey, thats an important tool in between my legs. jus sayin.

i think it has also kind of become a tradition rather than doing it for the looks

it was originated with the catholic church as a method to stop masturbation a vey very very long time ago.

Dude, get your facts straight. The Jewish circumcised themselves long before Christianity was even around, and I'm sure other civilizations did it before them as well.

www.doctorsopposingcircumcision.org/

may want to check out this site first.

*ribbed

That's not true at all, at least not for me. I have masturbated with and later without my foreskin and it feels the same.

less sensitive = last longer = happy woman = good sandwich.

You don't lose feeling, you just lose nerves.

You'll still FEEL the same way, you just won't have as much skin to feel with.

Yes.

I have never once seen a person with an uncircumcised penis irl. I first saw one in porn, and I thought that something was wrong with the guy. But I live in a small town of almost 3000, and 75% of them are catholic.

Probably all priests

before I was circumcised, my foreskin was to tight to comfortably masturbate...

Soooooooooo, whilst we're on the subject. I have a foreskin, but I can't pull it all the way back. Think I should get a circumcision or just see if I can cope :(, It sucks.

Depends on how long you have not been able to pull it back. If it hasn't been too long then there are cremes that should help. The same thing happened to me and I had it in that state for a year before I started to do anything about it, so it was too late. I'm actually kinda happy now i got circumcised because it feels better.

Yeah.. Gotta love foreskin

I legit thought only jews and muslims got circumcised.

I guess I was wrong.

i got one. i'm not letting it go

Die you fucker die.

You sick fuck.

All of my wut

that's worse than that motherfucker who ate pizza with a spoon

WHO THE FUCK EATS PIZZA WITH A SPOON!?!

that was exactly what i said

ANDY MILONAKIS

How...
How is that even possible?

Used up all my gifs, but many lulz have been had

good show

have a new one.

I forget what this is from. Its bugging me,anyone know?

L.A Noire?

Sorry know that was myfacewhen watching the gif of the movie I dont remember.

Ooooh, my bad lol

Penelope

Hehe.. nice thread.
And here's another one for you.. AND I think it would be the funnier so far.. since it was something that actually was on tv. ahue

Brilliant

same, i only use knife when it is really needed like cutting beef or something

**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #6491 at Animated GIFs ** Okay.. That is just pure sick.

Sandpaper?

HFW

It was a joke, chill out.

that was the best thing ive seen all day, take this

Why not use bubble bath?

It makes your dick bubbly

why not use shaving foam?

feels better than bubble bath

That was a pretty good roll

inb4 top comment

Nothing else even comes close.

meh still love my pole

Would someone mind explaining the joke. /:

Try it once.

mfw I tried it

dude you are way off, its because icy hot burns like hell if you put it on your dick and balls

i actually tried that
the pain on the shaft and testis was not even close to when it dripped into my asshole...and taint

i didnt sit right for a week

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

. . .why?

Do you actually want me to explain?

humping in your bed is not more exhausting than just simply shake your had?

Because the whole motion has never effectively given me a boner. If I lay on my stomach on my bed, which is actually just a few blankets on the floor since that's always been more comfortable to me, I can thrust my pelvis in a short motion. Only my hips are moving and they're moving in a very short motion so it's not as exhausting as you'd think.

It also works better because I can have my ipod in my right hand.

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

now i have to try that, thanks.

I forgot to mention that the best way to lay is with your leg slightly lifted like the middle picture.

That seems like a bit much effort for me.

mfw using soap to masturbate when I was younger

Was that a reply to the #783 comment.

At least you didn't use exfoliating lotion.

Feel ya man, I thought my junior was forever scared.

Use dove "beauty bars" (soap)

No sting.

I will never fap with soap again anyways

I do that as well it is way to awkward with the right hand

I also.

Really?

Most of the time, in fact.

yes.....

Mfw I realize I am not the only one.

mixture of ben gay and bleach feels best...

i just fuck a large chilli

Nope. My hipster has no scarf, but I don't use lotion.

My penis has no foreskin but I do not use lubrication.

I didn't know you browsed funnyjunk, Justin Bieber.