A victims Revenge!. Inb4 "it was protecting its nest hurrdurr" I know. I just thought the whole thing was funny.. Today, Funnyjunk I was while on my w magpies swoop in mating season
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A victims Revenge!

Inb4 "it was protecting its nest hurrdurr" I know. I just thought the whole thing was funny.

Today, Funnyjunk
I was
while on my way to
TAFE.
The attacker
seeming came out
of nowhere, striking
me in the back of the
head. The
made sure i wasn’ t
looking when they
hit me.
I’ m not going to lie.
It hurt. . But
lucky for me, they
didn' t take anything.
I still had my, phone,
wallet and hard drive
with me. Which is a
little odd, don’ t you
think, being hit for
seemingly no reason.
As it turns out I was
on their" ". Yeah,
Apparently i was
supposed to know
this.
This is why Pm here.
See, the asshole
didn' t count on one
thing.
So, people of the
internet, I present
to you. The l
A magpie swooped and
hit rety head and
I' m bitching about
...
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User avatar #5 - mythicdragoon (09/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
new mexico?
User avatar #9 to #5 - Itsgoodenough (09/05/2012) [-]
Nah just Regular Australia.
#16 - cryoticshell (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - Itsgoodenough (09/05/2012) [-]
Im sorry.
#13 - cactusupthebutt (09/05/2012) [-]
That was good OP. Thumbed up
That was good OP. Thumbed up
#3 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Your English teacher must hate the way that you form your sentences.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Itsgoodenough (09/04/2012) [-]
she hated me in general.
User avatar #14 - TheGussBuss (09/05/2012) [-]
Fkn South Straya Cunt!
#7 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
neat post - but.. am I reading this correctly.. are you carrying a hard drive with you?
User avatar #2 - demandsgayversion (09/04/2012) [-]
story not interesting, unfunny twist, predictable as **** . 2/10.
#1 - whatugawkinat (09/04/2012) [-]
What a twist!
User avatar #6 - mrmcrapey (09/04/2012) [-]
I don't give a **** . Stop whining like a bitch and grow a pair.
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