Twilight

Fuck, wrong image. No, here's the baby when it's born.

You sure it wasn't meant to be this one?

-Out of the womb
-Already judging the people around him

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! !!!!

**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Read desc for back story ** Fuck this shit.

just playing a fun game of peek-a-boo

That baby is pissed...

Oh you're with Gold Team? Too bad you're going to miss.... the panty raid.

Aint got shit on a real twilight.

agreed

Amen to that, brotha!

have some brony porn

I CAME.



Actually I loled. Well played good sir. Well played.

Wait, how is she... but why is she.. Y U FLY?!

Oh, I remember that episode. That makes sense.

I've never seen MLP and I hate the brony culture
BUT
I know for a fact that ponies are more interesting than Twilight.

Thats good to hear. And I consider myself ONLY a fan of the show. The problem with many (not all) bronies is that they shove it down other people's throats. Like many groups of people in any aspect, it only takes a few assholes to ruin a good thing.
MFW those FEW annoying people.

I share the same status with you, buddy!

My God, I look around at my school and I see introverted and (frankly) weird kids with the mane 6 on their shirts or some sweetie belle shirt. Then I look at myself and I feel disgusted to be sharing fondness for the same show (in varying levels).

Example: Driving out of student parking lot with my highlighter yellow Vans Spicoli shades, premium vans flip flops, graphic tee... Huge group of bronies (all look a little "off" with weird postures and pony shirts) passes in front of me.

A day in the life of me

I love how you said "inb4 red thumbs for opinion" to try and not get red thumbs and ending up getting them anyways.

That's pony lovers for you, if you dont agree and love ponies they will thumb down anything you post. I didnt thumb up or down any of the posts here, so Im neutral either way, I was simply stating my opinion

Well at least mlp is watchable with some decent jokes Twilight made me want to stab a fork into my left foot.

i thumbed you down not because im a brony but because you picked a stupid fight.

was it really picking a fight? or stating that I dont find ponies cool? I own horses and ponies in Real life and I can tell you all they know nothing about love and tolerance, they just shit and fight and eat, and occasionaly fuck. sorry there is nothing magical about ponies kids

You are comparing two different things. Congratulations you're not very bright.

well that's just like, your opinion man..

I dunno... Just a life of shitting, fighting, eating, and fucking? Sounds pretty magical to me.

Actually I take that statement back, its not just pony lovers, but pretty much anyone on funnyjunk.

indeed

Wat.

how does her....even stretch...what

I expect that no one who sees this will ever again ask why I, as a gay man, do not want to put my dick inside of a woman.

And here I thought gay men didn't like sticking their dick inside women because they are sexually attracted to men... How much more wrong could I have possibly been? /sarcasm

Well, obviously that too. However, sometimes, people will say to me, "How can you possibly not like vagina? Even if you're gay, how can you not?" And that picture is why.

Still not seeing the correlation here. If you're gay, you only like men. Asking how you could not like vagina is like asking a straight guy how they could not like dick... Why do you need any reason beyond sexual preference?

I think you're underestimating the stupidity of some people. Some people simply can't understand that other people are attracted to different things.

I often do underestimate peoples' stupidity...

On that note, since you say you don't like vagina due to childbirth, what if the vagina in question belonged to a sterile woman?

To be honest, I think vaginas just look gross in general. Like some sort of hideous wound that never fully healed up. Bleh.

I just like to present a reason to people who can't grasp that we like different things.

Well, honestly I think the whole asking straight people why they don't like the same sex would work pretty well...

idiot: "I know you're gay and all, but how can you not like vagina?"
you: "I know you're straight and all, but how can you not like dick?"

...












Why didn't I think of that?

Because you don't have enough chaos in your diet.

Blood for the Blood God.

Unrelated image time...

... awesome

Quite.

what show is that?

It's from a movie called Sword of the Stranger.

interesting...

I highly recommend it.

might check it out then...

So your argument is "lol, gross stuff comes out of there"? Doesn't really hold water when SHIT comes out of asses.

No, that's not my whole argument. The rest of my argument is that I think vaginas just look gross in general. It's just a nasty looking orifice. Also, I'm not attracted to the shape of the person it's attached to, so there's that.

Let me know how you like it if you decide to watch it.












Later.

Hey, me again, came to this thread because of other person's reply, and remembered something. please excuse my spelling.

Whenever someone calls me "gay" out of spite or asks me if I'm gay, I reply by either quoting, or showing them this picture here to the left.

It's funny 'cause I'm bisexual but prefer men.

I... I don't mind.

....I'm trying to figure out why this relates to Jack of Blades but it hasn't hit me yet.



So what's up with the Jack of Blades response?

It's simply because I'm currently having the greatest "fable" nostalgia boner of the century.

That and I just find Jack far too adoreable for some reason.

Jack of Blade~!!!!

Uhh... I think you missed an "s" there buddy, it's the plural form of blade, which is blades.

inb4 "captain obvious."

I only care about the nostalgia

Fair enough. Have a good day sir.

but you have no problem sticking your dick in a man's pooper. makes sense

I don't even

His jumper, I love it.

Tyler Crowley.

Sure, but not everyone knows his name. I had to google it

is that gassy mexican.

Indeed it is! Love the creatures :D

GASSY should read harry potter as a video on youtube. because his voice is that of god

He's the Morgan Freeman of gaming. He did a commercial once :3 Any one wanna start a creature thread?

I SADLY HAVE NO CREATURE PICS/GIFS

Well you should get some! :D (they're pretty fun to have and whip out once in a while hurhurhur)

my god THATS WHY I LOVE NOVA SEAMUS KOOTRA GASSY, DANZ AND uh...

AND ZE AND SLY AND SP00N. COME ON IF YOU'RE A CREATURE FAN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS! Btw, why don\t you start a folder and add the picture/gifs Im posting now?? I mean.. if you want to of course.

correction: team guy who *should have* hit Bella with his car

That's pretty fukken glorious

Saved

whew better then twilight