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Damn you brain
All those sweet dreams...
ll ilialiali' iif infill' ] rii]
ti ail.
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NigJames (09/03/2012) [+]
(18 replies)
>last week
> favorite soccer team Real Madrid
>finally make it on the team
> first game, everyone else has different jersey on
>ask other player (Kaka) why everyone has different jersey
>takes me to locker room to get other shirt
>Putting it on, arm gets caught in armhole
>push with arm as hard as i can to get it out of the shirt...
>Wake up from dream as i punch my glass of water onto my phone
>mfw i ruined my phone and didnt get to play the game on my favorite team.
> favorite soccer team Real Madrid
>finally make it on the team
> first game, everyone else has different jersey on
>ask other player (Kaka) why everyone has different jersey
>takes me to locker room to get other shirt
>Putting it on, arm gets caught in armhole
>push with arm as hard as i can to get it out of the shirt...
>Wake up from dream as i punch my glass of water onto my phone
>mfw i ruined my phone and didnt get to play the game on my favorite team.
#4
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charasmaticjdub (09/04/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
I have only one fully remembered 3 way dream. It was me, my cousin's brunette ex girlfriend, and a hipster blonde girl with pigtails. Burger King playground. It was glorious.
All the rest are way too fuzzy too remember.
All the rest are way too fuzzy too remember.
#85
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lmOldGreg (09/04/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
I don't have sex dreams, I have love dreams. Feels bad when you wake up man.
#113
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at surprised cat,,,,:O ** sleep
#6
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shortbusterrorist (09/04/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Story time Funnyjunk,
>3 weeks ago having a dream that I'm working
>Somehow in my dream my work has a new movie theater section and I see my hot co-worker
>Somehow we end up in my car and we're watching some sort of movie on the screen
>End up making out with her in my dream
>Next day I see her and she's wearing the same clothes that she was in my dream (Freaky)
>now here's the fucked up part,
>She tells me that I was in her dreams and we where at a movie together....
> Every time I walk by her she gives me a smile, when she never acknowledged me before the dream
>Can't get the image of us making out of my head and it felt so real.....
>MFW when she told me that she saw me in her dream
I'm freaking out over this, it's fucked up
>3 weeks ago having a dream that I'm working
>Somehow in my dream my work has a new movie theater section and I see my hot co-worker
>Somehow we end up in my car and we're watching some sort of movie on the screen
>End up making out with her in my dream
>Next day I see her and she's wearing the same clothes that she was in my dream (Freaky)
>now here's the fucked up part,
>She tells me that I was in her dreams and we where at a movie together....
> Every time I walk by her she gives me a smile, when she never acknowledged me before the dream
>Can't get the image of us making out of my head and it felt so real.....
>MFW when she told me that she saw me in her dream
I'm freaking out over this, it's fucked up
#81
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techketzer (09/04/2012) [-] Just this morning I was woken up out of an amazing dream, thinking how much I wished it was real.
Three seconds later the only thing I could remember was that I thought it was amazing.
Goddamnit...
Three seconds later the only thing I could remember was that I thought it was amazing.
Goddamnit...
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aaaaaaaaaaaz (09/04/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
I can't dream anymore! ..or even have nightmares
At least i can't remember what i dream. It has been a really long time since i woke up happily with the feeling of having had a really good dream the previous night.
At least i can't remember what i dream. It has been a really long time since i woke up happily with the feeling of having had a really good dream the previous night.
#130
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PedoBearFTW (09/04/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I don't like going to sleep, my brain always puts me in a false reality that's absolutely fantastic, and when I wake up, I'm alone and sad again, just like always. Fuck you, brain.
#111
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jakesteel **User deleted account** (09/04/2012) [-] **jakesteel rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at How to dance to skrillex ** <-- then they started to..
#129
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redretinas (09/04/2012) [-] I can only remember one dream a year, it always happens right before school is starting, and every year it's about some type of monster destroying my school. One year it was a Gyarados.
#109
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stevensftw (09/04/2012) [-] **stevensftw rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at What a sad boy ** My average dream
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HolyArachnid (09/04/2012) [-] Several years ago, when I first came home from the hospital after stomach surgery, I had an extremely vivid dream in which I got aggressively laid by Megan Fox. We were in this huge, glowing, bright white room, both of us were totally naked, and she was sitting in my lap with her legs curled around me; our thrusting went in super-fast bursts, like music-video editing, but it just kept going like that for ages, getting more and more intense by the minute. The whole thing became something of a legend when I related it to my work buddies from back then; every time we'd get a new guy, everyone would insist that I "tell him about the Megan Fox dream!". Fun times.....
