When I met Christian Bale.

GODzilla destroyed japan, but Atheistzilla chilled in the ocean.

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Just had to.

If God isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie bonowie twepi solo? ho ho ho hoooo

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Atheist: 1
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if god isn't real then how did beep boopity flip flabbity gumbo chops.
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Bill Cosby: 1

If God isn't real, then how come rawrar rarwr ra rarrwrwr awr rawr?

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Bill Cosby: 1
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If Yggdrasil doesn't hold up the worlds, what prevents them from falling into the Ginnungagap?

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Here, take this

If god isnt real then how did this wood carving look like mary
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Bill Cosby: 1
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Wood: 1

If god isnt real then how come HIYAAAH HI YAAAA HIH YEAAAH HAH HIYAAAA HYE HYAA
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Bill Cosby: 1
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If god isn't real then how come...?
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Bill Cosby: 1
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Norse Mythology: 1
Wood: 1
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Gordon Freeman: 1

if god isn't real then how co-WAAAAAAAAAAAAUWWWWBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAYYYYYYYY YWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHB
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Skrillex: 1

Nah, some small luls a day are just nice.

Pretty much

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If God isn't real, then what are all these churches for?

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i'm okay with this

youdontsay.jpg

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Patric Star: 1000

someone already took this comment and made it into content... the internet works fast

This is actually a few months old by now.

Godfather is one of the best movies of all time. Atheistfather isn't.

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Atheists: 1
Overused Jokes: 9001

We really need to be more creative. Keep things interesting.

If God isn't real then how come a tissue comes out after you take one
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Atheist: 0

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rednecks : nascar

If god isn't real then WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

but if atheist's are wrong, then who was phone?

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Athiests: 1
Phone : 1

Never have I heard a girl say "Oh my Einstein!" "Newton, Yes! Oh Newton, Yes!" "Gaaaaaaalelieo!!"

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Athiests: 1

So you gave a point to christians for this, and you went against atheists?
For the record, Einstein was religious scientist, not an atheist.

Godzilla destroyed Tokyo. I don't remember Atheistzilla killing anyone.

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If Athiests arent real, then why is the Sega Genesis better then pepsi?

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If god isn't real, then how did zip zoop dum pop gumbo puddin drops?

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Atheists: 1
Cosby: 1

What came first? Chicken or the egg?
Spaghetti.
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Potato: 0
Spaghetti: 1

Awesome roll.

now i have TWO sweet roll sweet roll pics

have the other

and how is this related

sound it out

but wheres the words?

nvm

sweet troll

NOW with the Skyrim it makes sense, sweet troll

Well fucking played.

u are my new hero!

**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Drowning ** mfw i saw your comment when it had 3 thumbs!!!

**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #297683 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW im batman

are tou 12, as soon as you see a girl on here you freak out. -.-

you*

**JulesVerne rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Clever title ** Oh boy

fuck you its the joker!

Provide a photograph, if not, story did not take place.

Graphical evidence must be presented 'else the aforementioned event did not, indeed, come into fruition.

thats actually the funniest op is a faggot comments ive seen

Ohohohoho! Because is name is Christian Bale! Like bale of hay!

who else read it in fwauds voice?

i read it in morgan freeman's voice.

also there is a wooden cross on the bale of hay making it a christian bale of hay. (just felt like pointing that out.)

Whats going on?

fucker, was gonna post that

I atually had the same fear the joke was going to be taken

BAHAHA! HAHA! BECAUSE BALE OF HAY!

Yes.

agreed

heyayayaya
whats going on

YFW.

Haha, he would do that

Mfw i realise just now that that is christian bale

**abachonk rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at A weeks worth of groceries(read desc) **Obviously OP wants to keep his privacy

the why brag about the pic on a site where every one is inevitable going to call and I quote "pics or it dint happen" because op is a faggot that's why

OP is always a faggot. Don't forget that.

this is true

This guy ^

I read it in his voice.

damn it i was just about to post that....but i cant post a pic for some reason...deds to u...are u black?

No...

was just sayin cuz u stole my pic